Abdul Haq-Pakistan's new speedstar

[Anakin]

:cantstop:

[Texy]

BTW, did anyone notice what Akhtar is still wearing? ^^ This pic reminds me of :

[Jersey #10]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions' date= Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: as vulgar as it sounds, this is truly hysterical :haha::haha::haha:

[Ram]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

OMG..! :hysterical: Where have you been hiding my man! You have to post a more, a LOTTTTTTTTTTT more!

[maniac]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Not to forget the future when this speedster will eventually be a victim of RAW/BCCI conspiracy

[Sir john]

:bubblegum: No photo of speedstar :hitler:

[hari504504]

No need to post about a 'maybe' promising bowler here. Whats more funny are the usual generalizing non-sense replies you see here when its to Pakistani players.

how quick does he bowl ?....that'd be a truly incredible find if he is a 100mph bowler..

[akshayxyz]

shoaib akhtar. google it

Awesome, esp the headlines "Genital warts rule out Shoaib", as if he is not wanted by certain warts also ;)

[Baasir]

I will upload his photo soon.I was not expecting so many comments and really sandeep u made me laugh.

[Baasir]

Abdul Haq

[Sir john]

:bigboss: photo :yess:

[King Tendulkar]

Abdul Haq

:hysterical::hysterical:He looks about 50:hysterical::hysterical:

[hari504504]

who thinks he may be thrown into the fray in the WC..

[Son of Pakistan]

Indian batsman must have wet their pants by now. First imran, then wasim, then waqr, hen shoaib, then amir and now him and now lets look at indian bowlers. Indian fast bowlers run in and then bowl at express pace of 10mph. Giving the whole different meaning to fast bowlers. Now fast bowling is called spin bowling with a longer run up. Players like nehra, zaheer, praveen must get a girlfriend. I know they are too ugly to get one but still. Its a shame that india in last 60 years couldnt produce a single fast bowlers but produced tons of mediocre average batsman who boost their stats on flat tracks. so there you go. i know it burns your fat ass to see our fast bowlers and next worldcup out fast bowlers will not get indian batsman out but we will send some of them to hospital for broken ribs and some to dentists for borken tooth. And then india will come with the same excuse. Oh, we cant play against pakistan because of this.....

[EnterTheVoid]

Indian batsman must have wet their pants by now. First imran, then wasim, then waqr, hen shoaib, then amir and now him and now lets look at indian bowlers. Indian fast bowlers run in and then bowl at express pace of 10mph. Giving the whole different meaning to fast bowlers. Now fast bowling is called spin bowling with a longer run up. Players like nehra, zaheer, praveen must get a girlfriend. I know they are too ugly to get one but still. Its a shame that india in last 60 years couldnt produce a single fast bowlers but produced tons of mediocre average batsman who boost their stats on flat tracks. so there you go. i know it burns your fat ass to see our fast bowlers and next worldcup out fast bowlers will not get indian batsman out but we will send some of them to hospital for broken ribs and some to dentists for borken tooth. And then india will come with the same excuse. Oh, we cant play against pakistan because of this.....

Were you a mistake ? Leaky condoms indeed :good:

[ravishingravi]

^Pak. ki aulad is right. Look at all the havoc that Pak. bowlers have caused over the decade. Pak. are the no.1 test team in the world if you stop counting wins and losses and just focus on jazba e junoon. Thunder thighs Shoiab running in at 100 miles p.h even if doesn't play for 6 months of the year, even if he cannot help but beat up his fellow players, even he has been tested +ve for illegal drugs, he has wreaked havoc in opp. teams. I won't even go into "allah ke bandhey", Mohd. Aaamer and Asif who are beating teams with left right and centre on and off the feild. If only India had phaasst bowlers we would have been one of the best teams in the world.

[Son of Pakistan]

^Pak. ki aulad is right. Look at all the havoc that Pak. bowlers have caused over the decade. Pak. are the no.1 test team in the world if you stop counting wins and losses and just focus on jazba e junoon. Thunder thighs Shoiab running in at 100 miles p.h even if doesn't play for 6 months of the year, even if he cannot help but beat up his fellow players, even he has been tested +ve for illegal drugs, he has wreaked havoc in opp. teams. I won't even go into "allah ke bandhey", Mohd. Aaamer and Asif who are beating teams with left right and centre on and off the feild. If only India had phaasst bowlers we would have been one of the best teams in the world.

Amir and Asif are innocent, it was a setup by BCCI which has spectacularly failed. Amir and asif will play and beat indian in the final of the worldcup

[ravishingravi]

Amir and Asif are innocent' date=' it was a setup by BCCI which has spectacularly failed. Amir and asif will play and beat indian in the final of the worldcup[/quote'] Yup, they are innocent. They innocent bowl no balls when captain asks them to. :winky: In normal circumstances you would have been considered "troll". But considering how the Pak. players have battered and bruised the fans with not winning a single series in last 4 years and ofocursing selling their motherland, this mental state would be completely understandable.

[Sachin=GOD]

Indian batsman must have wet their pants by now. First imran, then wasim, then waqr, hen shoaib, then amir and now him and now lets look at indian bowlers. Indian fast bowlers run in and then bowl at express pace of 10mph. Giving the whole different meaning to fast bowlers. Now fast bowling is called spin bowling with a longer run up. Players like nehra, zaheer, praveen must get a girlfriend. I know they are too ugly to get one but still. Its a shame that india in last 60 years couldnt produce a single fast bowlers but produced tons of mediocre average batsman who boost their stats on flat tracks. so there you go. i know it burns your fat ass to see our fast bowlers and next worldcup out fast bowlers will not get indian batsman out but we will send some of them to hospital for broken ribs and some to dentists for borken tooth. And then india will come with the same excuse. Oh, we cant play against pakistan because of this.....

whatever they are - smart or ugly, good or bad, slow or fast, effective or ineffective - Indian Bowlers are not cheaters, drug addicts, match-fixers, ball tampering experts etc :hatsoff: As far as getting broken ribs/teeth from Pakistani bowlers in World Cup is concerned - we all know what happened when India and Pak last met in the ODI World Cup in 2003.......we all saw how well those super-phaast Wasim, Waqar, Shoai bowled and how very badly the "mediocre Indian batsmen" batted:hysterical::hysterical: Just in case you have forgotten how well the Pakistani super-phaast bowlers bowled that day, here's the scorecard: http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/65268.html and yes we have "really mediocre, average batsmen" (who score only on the flat wickets of the Indian sub-continent and boost their average) like SRT, Rahul Dravid, VVS Laxman, Sehwag, Gambhir, Dhoni (these "mediocre" batsmen have made only "41" centuries outside the Indian sub-continent and have made "only" around "16000" runs outside sub-continent between them). and BTW this Indian team full of express bowlers with speed of 10mph and utterly miserable, mediocre batsmen like SRT, Dravid, Sehwag, Dhoni, Gambhir, Laxman etc is the World no1 in Tests and a leading contender for the World Cup.

[Sachinism]

Indian batsman must have wet their pants by now. First imran, then wasim, then waqr, hen shoaib, then amir and now him and now lets look at indian bowlers. Indian fast bowlers run in and then bowl at express pace of 10mph. Giving the whole different meaning to fast bowlers. Now fast bowling is called spin bowling with a longer run up. Players like nehra, zaheer, praveen must get a girlfriend. I know they are too ugly to get one but still. Its a shame that india in last 60 years couldnt produce a single fast bowlers but produced tons of mediocre average batsman who boost their stats on flat tracks. so there you go. i know it burns your fat ass to see our fast bowlers and next worldcup out fast bowlers will not get indian batsman out but we will send some of them to hospital for broken ribs and some to dentists for borken tooth. And then india will come with the same excuse. Oh, we cant play against pakistan because of this.....

Mashallah bro Huh? :hmmmm: Can't wait. Tell them to be careful when bowling to Tendulkar, I mean the guy is about 3ft tall, could easily be called wide