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WTF article for 01/10/2009 : Couple gets married at Taco Bell

Caragh Brooks, dressed in a $15, hot pink dress, said her vows with Paul Brooks, who wore a lavender shirt and purple and magenta tie in honor of Taco Bell’s colors, in the dining area of the fast-food eatery at 1527 E. College Ave., Normal. The entire wedding cost about $200.
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Dad caught taking exam in place of son 14 Jan 2009, 1730 hrs IST, AFP \TOKYO: A 54-year-old Japanese was caught impersonating his 20-year-old son to take an exam, even getting a perm to make himself look younger, an official said on Wednesday. The father, who runs a medication distribution company, sat a test for a licence to handle over-the-counter drugs so that his son could work with him, said an official in Nara prefecture in western Japan. An examiner noticed that the man looked unusually old, said local government official Masaaki Nakamori. "A 20-year-old and a 54-year-old are aged differently. But he looked like the photo on the exam admission card," Nakamori said. The father, whose name was not released, earned his own license last year, taking the exam with a photo showing him with straight hair and glasses. "This time, he curled his hair and did not wear his glasses," Nakamori said. The man put his face down intently near the desk as he took the exam, he said. "When the test monitor approached him, he admitted it and apologised. He said, from the application process to actual testing, he did it all himself without telling his son," Nakamori said. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Heads_and_Tales/Dad_caught_taking_exam_in_place_of_son/articleshow/3978265.cms :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:Tokyo mein bhi yeh sab hota hai!:P

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Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struc k 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! :hysterical::hysterical: There now, Feeling Better?

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KJo wants to check out savita bhabhi Karan Johar may sue porn site for stealing Bachchan's KANK look; can land Savita Bhabhi makers in jail for three years Savita Bhabhi, India's hottest online cartoon porn star, has kept her word. savita-bhabhi.jpg In an exclusive interview with this paper on February 27, the sexy reveal-all woman confessed that the only Bollywood actor who could really turn her on was Amitabh Bachchan. In the 10th episode of the online strip, titled Miss India, the male protagonist bears an uncanny resemblance to Amitabh Bachchan. The episode shows her having oral sex with Mr B's lookalike called Jeet Kumar. In fact, Jeet Kumar's face in the episode (see above) is exactly like Big B's character Sexy Sam in Karan Johar's film Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna (KANK). And that's where Savita has bitten off more than she can chew. Karan Johar, who owns Dharma Productions, made KANK and styled Bachchan with Manish Malhotra in his Sexy Sam avatar, said, "Dharma Productions are the complete owners of Mr Bachchan's entire look and feel. We have the complete rights to KANK. If these website people have tried to do things in a non-credible manner, they'd have to face the consequences. But until I take a look at this, I can't comment on what our plan-of-action shall be." In fact, the consequences can be fairly serious. Said cyber law expert Vijay Mukhi, "Section 66 of the Indian IT Act talks about identity theft. In layman terms, this means that if people can be fooled into believing that it is you, it is identity theft. If found guilty, you could spend three years in jail, as it's also a criminal offence." Bachchan, of course, was non-committal. "I know nothing of this sort," he said. He added that he was "out of town" and would "attend (to this matter)" on his return. Added Mukhi, "If I was in their [Karan Johar's] shoes, I'd file a police complaint. If the website is in America, the owners cannot be tried in India and vice versa. Theoretically, however, the IT Act says their jurisdiction applies all over the world. Practically speaking though, what may be a crime in India, may not be a crime in America." It is believed Savita Bhabhi is based abroad, but her exact location is kept under wraps. MiD DAY tried to contact Savitha Bhabi makers, but they did not respond. The Miss India episode The episode, which is still work-in-progress, sees Savita being sent to oversee a beauty pageant where her company is the main sponsor. When she reaches there, Savita runs into Jeet Kumar, an ageing star and a judge for the show. She discovers that a contestant has quit and is convinced to enter the pageant. To seal the deal and ensure her win, she sets out to seduce Jeet in his car, first praising him, then feeling him up and later on, giving him a blowjob. The story, which is normally updated every day, has not yet been updated.
http://www.mid-day.com/news/2009/mar/310309-Mumbai-News-Savita-Bhabhi-Comic-pron-Karan-Johar-Kank-look.htm
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That is truely funny And how did they get to the owners of Savita Bhabhi .. I thought the owners would never make himself public .. and how does Midday get all these news and get access to these people .. hope savita bhabhi is not a website of Midday :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: And KJo is insane or what ... he wants so sue a porn website that too for similar looks :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: BTW I though savitabhabhi was part of the FSI group of websites :hmmm: it was first advertised on fsi group of websites and then gradually it became one of the most popular Indian websites itself :--D There is no dearth of tharkies in India :cantstop:
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