nikred Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Oh her smile, it was so sweet it made my heart skip a beat she was so fine and so was her nose her lips were like petals of a rose I could stare all day at her lovely big ......eyes until I could feel mr.happy rubbing on my tighs I couldn't resist the smell of her perfume I had to make many trips to the restroom. I finally mustured the courage to go and meet my sunshine in a life full of rains when she extended her hand thats when I noticed the back of her hand was full of veins Her hand was as cold as a chilled beer can and her grip was like that of a man Thats when I realized it was time to flee and escape from this moment of KLPD. (
b555 Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 until I could feel mr.happy rubbing on my tighs :giggle:
cowboysfan Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Inspiration lola by the Kinks?.nice effort by the way.
DomainK Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Somehow I have a feeling that niky baba could not escape that steel grip. The pain that has inspired this poetry was caused by far more than the mere discovery of the veins on the back of her hand. :D
nikred Posted March 11, 2011 Author Posted March 11, 2011 Inspiration lola by the Kinks?.nice effort by the way. Never heard it before. The only inspiration was that handshake. :((
Zelig Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 she was so fine and so was her nose her lips were like petals of a rose :(( Just coz it rhymes with rose, or are u really a nose f.etish :beee: Mr.Happy was good:D
Mariyam Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Oh her smile, it was so sweet it made my heart skip a beat she was so fine and so was her nose her lips were like petals of a rose I could stare all day at her lovely big ......eyes until I could feel mr.happy rubbing on my tighs I couldn't resist the smell of her perfume I had to make many trips to the restroom. I finally mustured the courage to go and meet my sunshine in a life full of rains when she extended her hand thats when I noticed the back of her hand was full of veins Her hand was as cold as a chilled beer can and her grip was like that of a man Thats when I realized it was time to flee and escape from this moment of KLPD. :(( Nikred, though manly she maybe But her heart is gold, innocent like a baby Shouldn't you give a thought about her emotions And the hurt caused by your sudden actions? A girl is much more than a body, does it to you not occur? You've done this once, don't let this mistake recur. She could have improved you, made your life As an affectionate, caring, tolerating, loving wife Gone those petals of rose, gone those lovely eyes Left you are with the fragrance of her perfume and your hair full of lice Do shampoo and comb, if you want to score Or left will you be writing for the rest of your life poems which bore, You know the saying, that beauty is not skin deep Grow up, don't be so cheap. Lest you get angry and reply with a poem because of an anger induced brain stroke, Let me tell you Niki bava, that my poem is just a joke.
DomainK Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Nikred, though manly she maybe But her heart is gold, innocent like a baby Shouldn't you give a thought about her emotions And the hurt caused by your sudden actions? A girl is much more than a body, does it to you not occur? You've done this once, don't let this mistake recur. She could have improved you, made your life As an affectionate, caring, tolerating, loving wife Gone those petals of rose, gone those lovely eyes Left you are with the fragrance of her perfume and your hair full of lice Do shampoo and comb, if you want to score Or left will you be writing for the rest of your life poems which bore, You know the saying, that beauty is not skin deep Grow up, don't be so cheap. Lest you get angry and reply with a poem because of an anger induced brain stroke, Let me tell you Niki bava, that my poem is just a joke. Mariyam, you are multi-talented. :hatsoff:
nikred Posted March 11, 2011 Author Posted March 11, 2011 Nikred, though manly she maybe But her heart is gold, innocent like a baby Shouldn't you give a thought about her emotions And the hurt caused by your sudden actions? A girl is much more than a body, does it to you not occur? You've done this once, don't let this mistake recur. She could have improved you, made your life As an affectionate, caring, tolerating, loving wife Gone those petals of rose, gone those lovely eyes Left you are with the fragrance of her perfume and your hair full of lice Do shampoo and comb, if you want to score Or left will you be writing for the rest of your life poems which bore, You know the saying, that beauty is not skin deep Grow up, don't be so cheap. Lest you get angry and reply with a poem because of an anger induced brain stroke, Let me tell you Niki bava, that my poem is just a joke. :haha: :((
DomainK Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 So Nikki' date=' you finally met fineleg. :nice:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Clarke Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 So Nikki' date=' you finally met fineleg. :nice:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: effin wicked
flamy Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 Nikred, though manly she maybe But her heart is gold, innocent like a baby Shouldn't you give a thought about her emotions And the hurt caused by your sudden actions? A girl is much more than a body, does it to you not occur? You've done this once, don't let this mistake recur. She could have improved you, made your life As an affectionate, caring, tolerating, loving wife Gone those petals of rose, gone those lovely eyes Left you are with the fragrance of her perfume and your hair full of lice Do shampoo and comb, if you want to score Or left will you be writing for the rest of your life poems which bore, You know the saying, that beauty is not skin deep Grow up, don't be so cheap. Lest you get angry and reply with a poem because of an anger induced brain stroke, Let me tell you Niki bava, that my poem is just a joke. When manly girl is on top of nikred What use is a heart - gold or deep red? Shouldn't you consider his sensitive libido before advocating your silly bravado? A relationship is much more than chocolates and flowers Does this to you not occur? You need to learn what it means to be lovers Don't let this mistake recur. Oh, how pricey this whole affair could have been! If nikky bava were to settle for this person epicene What with the TV to be mounted on the ceiling to distract himself from that unwelcome feeling :(( And, what about all the surgeries to decide the pant-wearer? and all the surgeries to decide the child-bearer? And all those tengas and fleshlights that he would need to repair what's left of mr. sappy curled up in despair. :sniffle: And before you snap out at me saying my poem bores I do know lawyers mint money from a long and tiresome divorce.
b555 Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 So Nikki' date=' you finally met fineleg. :nice:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
vaibhav_delhi Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 :two_thumbs_up: Nikita, flamy, Mariyam What with the TV to be mounted on the ceiling to distract himself from that unwelcome feeling :(( So Nikki' date=' you finally met fineleg. :nice:[/quote'] Gone those petals of rose, gone those lovely eyes Left you are with the fragrance of her perfume and your hair full of lice Do shampoo and comb, if you want to score Or left will you be writing for the rest of your life poems which bore, :icflove:
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