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Guy please don't compare Sachin's ipl performance with Gayle : sachin's main goal for 2011 was to win the world cup and he has achieve it , that the main reason behin his underachievment in this ipl ( Zaheer is in the same case )

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Guy please don't compare Sachin's ipl performance with Gayle : sachin's main goal for 2011 was to win the world cup and he has achieve it , that the main reason behin his underachievment in this ipl ( Zaheer is in the same case )
So u mean people like Gayle and Slinga have served their energy in the WC to do well in the IPL? :hmmm: Okay, good point.. :good: Now I have to ask about this from Slinga.. :mad:
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.

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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
This attempted limerick is an almighty fail Mariyam still deserves a hail. :P
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
Lawyer Poetry fail :icflove:
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
Am I dirty mind?:--D:woot:
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
Not against CSK, you don’t chance your fate, We will send your lousy team, straight to hell’s gate. : Come May 28, it is our Destiny’s date, When we will make MI look a clumsy primate. Laugh out loud, while you still have the chance, Coz very soon, to our tunes you will dance. :two_thumbs_up: P.S; Obv, I am not very good at this..:giggle:
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All hail, Chris Gayle, moronic KKR let go of him in the IPL sale, against bowling fail, he's alpha male, Anyone can make the Madras Minnows look pale, And score at a faster rate than the magnetic rail, And hide his batting deficiencies under a veil, Opposite real bowlers, he'll score like a snail, Come the tiger's (MI) trail, he will fail, between his legs will be his tail, like a blind man without braille, and Arthur without his holy grail, Then RCB will have no one to bail them out of jail Now Ram will come up with a poem stale :P To counter this epic tale.
:whatchutalkingabout
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Not against CSK, you don’t chance your fate, We will send your lousy team, straight to hell’s gate. : Come May 28, it is our Destiny’s date, When we will make MI look a clumsy primate. Laugh out loud, while you still have the chance, Coz very soon, to our tunes you will dance. :two_thumbs_up: P.S; Obv, I am not very good at this..:giggle:
Still two thumbs up for the content :two_thumbs_up:
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Bigggggggggggggggggg thanks to Chris Gayle...:two_thumbs_up: I lost all hope after first 5 matches..Let alone dreaming of play offs I am happy with 8/9 place finish.. Now he made us believe it's possible to go all the way if others support him bit more.. We need Vettori back desperately otherwise it will be very difficult in play offs...Also have to play Mayank in nxt 2 matches we can't trust either Kaif or that CSk import :giggle: Again thanks Gayle. :yay:

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Holy Mother of God! I've seen hitting, but nothing like this! :omg: He looks almost invincible, like as though he's playing his cricket in an entirely different plane.

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