Cricketics Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 okay, just heard about the latest asif-shoaib incident.. what i will do is add one line and the next poster will continue and then the following one and so on this will go.. okay there u go One night Asif and Shoaib were in same room....... continue... Link to comment
zubinpepsi Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 and Akthar was searching for his pink panties for over an hour in the room Link to comment
dial_100 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 and finds Asif's yellow bra..:hysterical:.. and goes furious.. Link to comment
varun Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 He was devastated at having lost them, as those were his special edible-panties laced with nandrolone. Link to comment
Dravid Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 could find em cus asif was wearing em Link to comment
Don Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 asif comes in and tells him afridi has taken it Link to comment
Cricketics Posted September 6, 2007 Author Share Posted September 6, 2007 later, inzi knocks the door saying "misbilah e rahim, i found green bra with white crescent on the floor.. kya yeh aapki hai shoaib bhai?" Link to comment
Chaos Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Shoaib: "Damn this tendulkar is playing real good again, at the wrong time again" Asif: "what exactly do you mean?" Shoaib: " This man ripped our bowlers in 2003 worldcup playing like this" Asif: "yea i saw that match, where tendulkar ripped you off, so you are peeing in your pants that sachin will rip you off again in upcoming series?" Shoain: "Abe gan** Asif... (play continues..) Then shoaib beats asif with a cricket bat:cantstop: Link to comment
theguyinallblue Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 arre yaar..asif ko itni jaldi pitwa diya..Mouni edit your post... lets just continue after inzi enters... Link to comment
coffee_rules Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 later' date=' inzi knocks the door saying "misbilah e rahim, i found green bra with white crescent on the floor.. kya yeh aapki hai shoaib bhai?"[/quote'] Misbillah-e-rahim, first of all praise be to Allah. I founds these green bras with a Eid-ka-chaand on the floors.".. Typo corrected. Link to comment
Dhondy Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Suddenly, all the players, dressed in green underwear, purchased from GKD's shop in Southall, entered the room, and started singing, "Naan-naan Pakistan, jaan-jaan Pakistan...," bringing tears to Shoaib and Asif's eyes. Such patriotism! Link to comment
Predator_05 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Suddenly' date=' all the players, dressed in green underwear, purchased from GKD's shop in Southall, entered the room, and started singing, "Naan-naan Pakistan, jaan-jaan Pakistan...," bringing tears to Shoaib and Asif's eyes.[/quote'] ...and just as the patriotic chanting reached full volume, President Musharraf - who was peeping in on them through a crack in the wall (so that is why he such a big cricket fan !) couldn't contain his excitement. He kicked open the door and... Link to comment
Dravid Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 so shoiab goes to wipe of asifs tears and asif says.. wipe my ass ***** shoiab gets pissed, pulls out his injection full of nandrolone..shoots himself to get strenght.. and picks up inzi's plastic ball bat.. as soon as he ties to smack asif... Link to comment
Dravid Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 ...and just as the patriotic chanting reached full volume' date=' President Musharraf - who was peeping in on them through a crack in the wall (so that is why he such a big cricket fan !) couldn't contain his excitement. He kicked open the door and...[/quote'] thx to that distraction.. asif quickly takes MoYos fake beard and puts it on so that dumbarse chuckter wont notice him..then akhtar.. Link to comment
Predator_05 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dude, you can't change my lines Link to comment
gator Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 and then shoaib asks Asif to be the judge of who has the biggest boobs - himself or inzi... Link to comment
Aditi Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 and then shoaib asks Asif to be the judge of who has the biggest boobs - himself or inzi... Inzi: "It was a team effort." Link to comment
Ram Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 And the whole of the Pakistan team shouts in union - " Boobst is secret of our energy !" Link to comment
coffee_rules Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 And Afiridi reporting all of this to his terrorist cousins on his satellite phone from Durban Link to comment
beetle Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Afridi 's cousin replaces actor's rubber hitting bat with an AK 47 bat......... Link to comment
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