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okay, just heard about the latest asif-shoaib incident.. what i will do is add one line and the next poster will continue and then the following one and so on this will go.. okay there u go One night Asif and Shoaib were in same room....... continue...

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Shoaib: "Damn this tendulkar is playing real good again, at the wrong time again" Asif: "what exactly do you mean?" Shoaib: " This man ripped our bowlers in 2003 worldcup playing like this" Asif: "yea i saw that match, where tendulkar ripped you off, so you are peeing in your pants that sachin will rip you off again in upcoming series?" Shoain: "Abe gan** Asif... (play continues..) Then shoaib beats asif with a cricket bat:cantstop:

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later' date=' inzi knocks the door saying "misbilah e rahim, i found green bra with white crescent on the floor.. kya yeh aapki hai shoaib bhai?"[/quote'] Misbillah-e-rahim, first of all praise be to Allah. I founds these green bras with a Eid-ka-chaand on the floors.".. Typo corrected.
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Suddenly, all the players, dressed in green underwear, purchased from GKD's shop in Southall, entered the room, and started singing, "Naan-naan Pakistan, jaan-jaan Pakistan...," bringing tears to Shoaib and Asif's eyes. Such patriotism!

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Suddenly' date=' all the players, dressed in green underwear, purchased from GKD's shop in Southall, entered the room, and started singing, "Naan-naan Pakistan, jaan-jaan Pakistan...," bringing tears to Shoaib and Asif's eyes.[/quote'] ...and just as the patriotic chanting reached full volume, President Musharraf - who was peeping in on them through a crack in the wall (so that is why he such a big cricket fan !) couldn't contain his excitement. He kicked open the door and...
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so shoiab goes to wipe of asifs tears and asif says.. wipe my ass ***** shoiab gets pissed, pulls out his injection full of nandrolone..shoots himself to get strenght.. and picks up inzi's plastic ball bat.. as soon as he ties to smack asif...

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...and just as the patriotic chanting reached full volume' date=' President Musharraf - who was peeping in on them through a crack in the wall (so that is why he such a big cricket fan !) couldn't contain his excitement. He kicked open the door and...[/quote'] thx to that distraction.. asif quickly takes MoYos fake beard and puts it on so that dumbarse chuckter wont notice him..then akhtar..

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