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5. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne. Cullinan was well known as being a bit of a bunny to Warne's bowling. The 2 hadn't played each other in some time so when Cullinan walked out to bat, Warne couldn't resist heckling him: "I've been waiting two years for another chance at you". Cullinan got him back with a ripper: "Looks like you spent it eating..."
9. Ian Healy & Arjuna Ranatunga. During a One-dayer between Australia and Sri Lanka Ranatunga decided he needed a runner. The stump microphone then picked up the following sledge from Healy: "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, fat ****".
15. Ian Healy & Arjuna Ranatunga. The Australians were getting frustrated while trying to get the wicket of the portly Arjuna Ranatunga of Sri Lanka. Various tactics were tried and failed until Healy came up with a winner: "Put a Mars Bar on a good length and that should do it!". :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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The McGrath vs Eddo Brandes one is missing from here. That's gotta be my No.1. For those that don't know it, McGrath walked up to the chubby Zimbabwe batsman after bowling a ball and asked "Hey Eddo! Why are you so fat?", to which Brandes replied "Because every time I f*** your wife, she gives me a biscuit". Even the Aussie slips fielders were laughing.

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The McGrath vs Eddo Brandes one is missing from here. That's gotta be my No.1. For those that don't know it' date=' McGrath walked up to the chubby Zimbabwe batsman after bowling a ball and asked "Hey Eddo! Why are you so fat?", to which Brandes replied "Because every time I f*** your wife, she gives me a biscuit". Even the Aussie slips fielders were laughing.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: i would love to see a video of this
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The McGrath vs Eddo Brandes one is missing from here. That's gotta be my No.1. For those that don't know it' date=' McGrath walked up to the chubby Zimbabwe batsman after bowling a ball and asked "Hey Eddo! Why are you so fat?", to which Brandes replied "Because every time I f*** your wife, she gives me a biscuit". Even the Aussie slips fielders were laughing.[/quote'] :hysterical:
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The McGrath vs Eddo Brandes one is missing from here. That's gotta be my No.1. For those that don't know it' date=' McGrath walked up to the chubby Zimbabwe batsman after bowling a ball and asked "Hey Eddo! Why are you so fat?", to which Brandes replied "Because every time I f*** your wife, she gives me a biscuit". Even the Aussie slips fielders were laughing.[/quote'] An old one. But still makes me laugh reading it again:hysterical:

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