Resume -- Shoiab Akhtar

[yoda]

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[Bumper]

Top stuff Bumper. I was actually reciting in my mind all the words - phaast, recaard. Seriously speaking you gotta a gift and you really should write more. Meanwhile I shall laught at: Chukcing test: Phailed first attempt. Passhed by 1 degree in second attempt. Dope test: Passhed official tesht :hysterical:

Thats what too much of inzi speak does to you. Interesting to know what caught your attention. Ironically, the two degrees M.C & B. C hasnt caught anyone's attention. Thanks for all your comments folks!

[Guest BossBhai]

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[Gambit]

:hysterical:

[Anakin]

:hysterical::hysterical:

[Guest Hiten.]

aaaahhhh.... you legenddd :two_thumbs_up:\:cantstop:

[Dark Warrior]

great ENGLISH SKILLS Greatest Strengths Can ball fasht Great interpershonal skillsh. (ashk: Ashif, Inshi, Woolmer & PCB) Down to earth (when bowling to Shewagh) Greatast Match whinnah High kwality kriket brain. (Coached Sami) :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: fasteshh baller lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Dark Warrior]

Awards and Honors Fashtest baller Highesht number of bans Banned for smoking in elementary school Banned for copying exam in high school Banned for balling by ICC (thanks Dalmiya for reverting ban) Banned for not balling (what can I do, I wash injured!) by PCB Banned for tumpering ball by ICC chootiya$ Banned for dope abushe from ICC CT Latest ban for whooping Ashif Banned from ********** and ICF for trawling (******s!) Spheshal award from Shewag for being the kindest baller. :haha::haha::haha::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[riya]

[*]Banned for smoking in elementary school Banned for copying exam in high school Banned for balling by ICC (thanks Dalmiya for reverting ban) Banned for not balling (what can I do, I wash injured!) by PCB Banned for tumpering ball by ICC chootiya$ Banned for dope abushe from ICC CT Latest ban for whooping Ashif Banned from ********** and ICF for trawling (******s!)

Oh my God :haha::haha::haha:

[Kohum]

Education M. C La’hore University, Math Arrears pending B. C. Pindi Unversity, Physhix Arrears pending. Test scores Chukcing test: Phailed first attempt. Passhed by 1 degree in second attempt. Dope test: Passhed official tesht IQ: Not applicable ________________________________________________________

ROTFL - M.C Lahore and B.C Pindi :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[beetle]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Just saw Saxy Shaoaib on TV ....in the reality show 'Ek se badkar ek' dancing to 1)Mein hoon Don 2) Mohabbat hai Mirchi!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Update the resume Bumpy!

[Dinx - the Jinx]

:hysterical::hysterical: wher do yo get these brilliant ideas dude... hillarious... brilliant... loved it every alphabet

[Laaloo]

i just have to laugh again :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :icflove:

[Dark Warrior]

yo :icflove:

[SachDan]

hilarious :hysterical:

[rajurodricks]

Excellent!!!!

[DomainK]

Superb bump.:hysterical:

[CricketGirl]

shouldnt he be declaring his medical condition too? lol!!

[Asim]

Hahaha :haha: zabardast...!!! (by the way mentioning him too kind to sehwag, you taking credit away from sehwag).

[Temujin Khaghan]

yay :haha: