Ram Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice. * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. * Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue. * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. * When Rajnikant has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. * Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. * Rajnikant can divide by zero. * Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick. * For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one. * When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant†for every answer. You will score over 1600. * Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. * In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a jobâ€. That is the story of the universe. * Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. * Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim†as “one who has encountered Rajnikant†* Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. * If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked†you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. It shows now 400+ results. Thanks to these facts. * Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. * Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. * It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai. * Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. * James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. * Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair. Long live the star!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 :cantstop: Old one m8 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Chuck Norris anyone ? :P tfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praveenj Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 LOL....ROFL......LMAO couldn't say words completely.... he has made india proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prem23 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 YAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO RAJINI ALL D WAY !!!!!!!!!! superstar rocks:yay: valga thalairvar pallandukalam !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooks Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 * Rajnikant can divide by zero. * Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. * Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
living Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 :hysterical: good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gopsy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 advanced happy birthday to the biggest star in India..... :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubinpepsi Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 its dec12th rite?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gopsy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 that's right ! And here are some japanese celebrating . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 and all ye forget: when rajnikant falls into water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets rajnikant. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 wow he has global based fansclub... news to me :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anbuchelvan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Some of the things are written in bad taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Bump found some new ones With due respect to RAJANI SIR, No offence please: When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& Now... they call it as .............Wikipedia Crazy people!!!! ;) ======================================== When Rajnikant was a StudentŽ¦!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! ======================================== Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is "Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce". ======================================== THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!! Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar And his coach's name is ramaKANT Is there a need to say anything beyond this??? ======================================== Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!" ======================================== One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play. ======================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SachDan Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical: ps: Thalaivar :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Amazing :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabi_khota Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 lol@ rain stopped due to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 A lot of it is copied from Chuck Norris Jokes: THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody. 10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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