Gollum Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Last 10 over is when all other team try score 100+. We try to bat at least 3 out of 10 over. #AUSvPAK 181 retweets 192 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc treat Wahab like Punjab Police treat innocent man. Spank him for long time & then say "Get out. You free to go now" #AUSvPAK 230 retweets 201 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc telling Wahab to hit white round thing. Why no bowler give me clue when I batting? #AUSvPAK 338 retweets 323 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago Oh ****. Drink break. My time to shine. #AUSvPAK 314 retweets 353 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago If I have sexy beard, 20 pound less weight, good megapixel camera & many fangirls, then today I playing & Shehzad sitting outside #AUSvPAK 186 retweets 213 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 11h 11 hours ago I hug Lala & Misbah & say "I emotional cos this maybe your last ODI". Both say they feel bad cos they no hug me before UAE game. #AUSvPAK 317 retweets 281 favorites
Sidhoni Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Last 10 over is when all other team try score 100+. We try to bat at least 3 out of 10 over. #AUSvPAK 181 retweets 192 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc treat Wahab like Punjab Police treat innocent man. Spank him for long time & then say "Get out. You free to go now" #AUSvPAK 230 retweets 201 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc telling Wahab to hit white round thing. Why no bowler give me clue when I batting? #AUSvPAK 338 retweets 323 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago Oh ****. Drink break. My time to shine. #AUSvPAK 314 retweets 353 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago If I have sexy beard, 20 pound less weight, good megapixel camera & many fangirls, then today I playing & Shehzad sitting outside #AUSvPAK 186 retweets 213 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 11h 11 hours ago I hug Lala & Misbah & say "I emotional cos this maybe your last ODI". Both say they feel bad cos they no hug me before UAE game. #AUSvPAK 317 retweets 281 favorites :rofl:
Shogun Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Big Nas back in form
Dark Warrior Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff:
sscomp32 Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BlueBee Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 17m 17 minutes ago Bangla board gonna appeal against Rohit no ball decision. While you there BCB, can you appeal against Tendulkar LBW in WC 2011 for us? Bangladesh play well. I take my turban off in respect. Actually my turban fall off when I laughing watching them get KO! #INDvsBAN Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago Shehzad walking around saying 'Sup ma nicca'. 'What meaning of this?' I ask. He say this what cool boys say. 'Why you saying then' I ask. 2nd one :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
BlueBee Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Last 10 over is when all other team try score 100+. We try to bat at least 3 out of 10 over. #AUSvPAK 181 retweets 192 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc treat Wahab like Punjab Police treat innocent man. Spank him for long time & then say "Get out. You free to go now" #AUSvPAK 230 retweets 201 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 7h 7 hours ago Starc telling Wahab to hit white round thing. Why no bowler give me clue when I batting? #AUSvPAK 338 retweets 323 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago Oh ****. Drink break. My time to shine. #AUSvPAK 314 retweets 353 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago If I have sexy beard, 20 pound less weight, good megapixel camera & many fangirls, then today I playing & Shehzad sitting outside #AUSvPAK 186 retweets 213 favorites Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 11h 11 hours ago I hug Lala & Misbah & say "I emotional cos this maybe your last ODI". Both say they feel bad cos they no hug me before UAE game. #AUSvPAK 317 retweets 281 favorites :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ 1h1 hour ago I think I falling in love with Wahab. I want lie him down & rub almond oil in his head to help his hair growth. :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Epic Epic :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Gollum Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago Rahat in shock since match end. 36 hour no speak. Dr shining torch in his eye but nothing. "Only 1 man can help" Waqar say, "Phone Kamran".
Vijy Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Big Nas @NasirJamshed_ · 9h 9 hours ago If I have sexy beard, 20 pound less weight, good megapixel camera & many fangirls, then today I playing & Shehzad sitting outside #AUSvPAK :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: sums up shehzad well.
Vijy Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 This old one is awesome too: Umar Akmal remind me of Sangakarra & Amla. Cos if you rearrange letter in his name you get Kumar Amla.
AmreekanDesi Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 :hysterical: this guy is a legend. he doesnt run out of humor also does anyone know whats the background to this exam jokes he keeps referring to?
HippoSucks Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 :hysterical: this guy is a legend. he doesnt run out of humor also does anyone know whats the background to this exam jokes he keeps referring to? Maybe this last tweet is related to the cheating in the Bihar school?
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