fineleg Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 PS When you were kids, you remember when you went for marriages and there was a perfume sprayed at the entrance. What do u think that was..it was one large stink fest, so they decided atleast for marriages - khusboo aaye :haha:
Desi Cartman Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 if anyone stinks' date=' its those whites[/quote'] Thats racist ... Mods, please ban amits :orderorder::orderorder:
Rajiv Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Which you obviously haven't met' date=' considering you took a oath of never leaving matrubhoomi :haha:[/quote'] amits to ganga eshnan karke aaya hain
Shehezaada Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 well one general rule that I follow is to never wear the clothes I wear during cooking outside. Reason being the curry smell gets trapped inside and then it's not really BO that's the problem. The mixture of fried onions and spice is just seeped inside your clothing and it's not real pleasant for people who don't enjoy that kinda thing. No amount of deoderant will help. As for smell, there's no shame in admitting that we DO smell bad more often then other races, prolly blacks and whites. We're in a stiff competition with chinese for that spot.
Ram Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 if anyone stinks' date=' its those whites[/quote'] For the first time, I think Amits has made a profound post, even though its completely by accident. :giggle:
flamy Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 For the first time' date=' I think Amits has made a profound post, even though its completely by accident. :giggle:[/quote'] :--D
Guest gaurav_indian Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 A white girl who fancies me told me today that Indian and Chinese people stink a lot. This girl did not know that I was Asian. I told her- "guess what I am Indian and as you know I don't stink". She was really embarassed and said that she had nothing against Indian, Chinese and other Asians but a higher % of them do stink. I was kind of hurt inside even though she was not talking directly about me. I went home, calmed down and thought that maybe she did have a point. Stinky people can be found in all nationalities as it is to do with personal hygeine but the kind of food Asians eat (ie. spicey and not bland food) does have an effect on the way their sweat smells. 85% of the time when I come across a stinky person on public transport they turn out to be Paki, Indian or Sri Lankan :(( Everytime I visit my Indian mates their house stinks of curry, their clothes smell of Indian restaurant. So my message to all desis here is get a friggin deoderant and check yourself cause you are giving rest of us clean Indians a bad name :finger: Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B-> Actually it was you.First impression is the last impression.Pehli baar jab tu larki se mila hoga toh muh mein banarasi paan rakha hoga aur 2 rupay wali sasti chewing gum jo shayad india se mangaayi hogi.Ab yeh usi ka effect hai.:(( B/w i am in delhi even pan wala's here use perfumes.And whites ko sweat kyu aayega salle kaam karne walon ko aata hai sweat burger khaane walo ko nahi.:orderorder:And i have heard from few of my friends that some of the whites dont even take bath for ages.Hamare india mein toh bhainsein bhi bari sayaani hai khud hi paani mein jump maar ke naha leti hai.:eyedance:
Guest gaurav_indian Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 btw' date=' chinese stink the most...they don't take shower for weeks[/quote'] cockroach,lizard,frog,snake jo khaaye usmein se kya gulaab ki khusboo aayegi :mad:
Guest gaurav_indian Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Jokes apart, I am feeling ashamed to see fella indians accuse each other over caste, type and smell Saale..tumlog bhi udhar paidha huye ho..if someone seems dirty to u, u might seem more disgusting to others Kya Calvin Klein ka perfume leke aiye the kya bhai itne bhi buray haalaat nahi hai jitna yeh paan wala bata raha hai sab ko yahan kaise rehna hai woh aata hai.Iski girl friend se achi yahan milengi.:eyedance:
Guest gaurav_indian Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I don't know what you guys are talking about. Indians that I meet/met do not stink, it maybe because we are university students and care to use deodorants/cologne.... but even the uncles I have met are well groomed and look like they are on another bride hunt when they come to mandirs :haha: P.S: I did not talk about girls or aunties because Indian women OVERDO dressing, make ups and tend to finish perfume bottles at one go. :two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up:
coffee_rules Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Once in a shuttle bus in Singapore Sentosa Islan, I was standing surrounded by desi aunties. I was gasping for clean air with the BO from the sweat and no-deodrant. That experience is still traumatic for me. At work, Chinese have the same problem because of the excessive garlic they eat. Same with any people eating a lot of garlic/onion (some italian food has lots of garlic). The bad breath can kill you. I hope they have a breath mint handy.
pan_walla Posted May 15, 2009 Author Posted May 15, 2009 Which you obviously haven't met' date=' considering you took a oath of never leaving [b']matrubhoomi :haha: Amits is more like in pure mastrubationbhoomi :--D
punjabi_khota Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Amits is more like in pure mastrubationbhoomi :--D :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
pan_walla Posted May 15, 2009 Author Posted May 15, 2009 Once in a shuttle bus in Singapore Sentosa Islan' date=' I was standing surrounded by desi aunties. I was gasping for clean air with the BO from the sweat and no-deodrant. That experience is still traumatic for me. At work, Chinese have the same problem because of the excessive garlic they eat. Same with any people eating a lot of garlic/onion (some italian food has lots of garlic). The bad breath can kill you. I hope they have a breath mint handy.[/quote'] I was at a tourist destination with my girlfriend. There was a restaurant where you stand and eat your food around round tables. Next thing I know a swarm of locusts descended there. By locust I mean Indian and Chinese tourists :giggle: Then they all took out their packed lunch packs (against the restaurant rules) and totally stunk up the place. Then lot of them made a bee line to the toilet. The smell of shyte enveloped the whole restaurant like a dark cloud. Another large group attacked our table. One by one they kept joining our table and opening their food packets. I kept feeling their shoulders pushing against mine. In the end they physically pushed us off the table :omg: That day I felt very ashamed to be an Indian. My non Indian girlfriend was very understanding but frankly if I had been in her position I would have been Fing non stop. The restaurant owner was close to tears :giggle: These were obviously Asians straight from India and China so bit more wild and not domesticated :--D
fineleg Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 By locust I mean Indian and Chinese tourists :giggle: Wow, you are referring to Indians as "locust"!?
pan_walla Posted May 15, 2009 Author Posted May 15, 2009 Wow' date=' you are referring to Indians as "locust"!?[/quote'] The ones that descended on the restaurant that day most definitely were worse than locusts. I am Indian so I can say what I want just like a black guy can freely use the N word.
kumble_rocks Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Europeans stink far more... french and germans hardly take bath , Pan_walla has became a house negro for the whites ! Stick to being GKD.
Macj Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B-> Maybe she had a yeast infection. Truth be told, that area for women is bound to smell so you cant use that against them (or womankind for that matter). Smell emanating from the armpits is outright gross,sends the olfactory to the netherworld. I hate it when desi guys wear a shirt twice or thrice a week.
EnterTheVoid Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Back in high school, a friend of mine who was an exchange student from Germany, was a classmate for one of my subjects He smelt and he smelt really badly. Add to that his chain smoking habit. He was new, did not know anybody, was having some difficulty fitting in. I just didn't have the heart to tell him he stank. I did not want to alienate him and damage our friendship. I decided it was best if I just kept quiet and my feelings to myself. Quite happy with the execution
punjabi_khota Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 I was at a tourist destination with my girlfriend. There was a restaurant where you stand and eat your food around round tables. Next thing I know a swarm of locusts descended there. By locust I mean Indian and Chinese tourists :giggle: Then they all took out their packed lunch packs (against the restaurant rules) and totally stunk up the place. Then lot of them made a bee line to the toilet. The smell of shyte enveloped the whole restaurant like a dark cloud. Another large group attacked our table. One by one they kept joining our table and opening their food packets. I kept feeling their shoulders pushing against mine. In the end they physically pushed us off the table :omg: That day I felt very ashamed to be an Indian. My non Indian girlfriend was very understanding but frankly if I had been in her position I would have been Fing non stop. The restaurant owner was close to tears :giggle: These were obviously Asians straight from India and China so bit more wild and not domesticated :--D :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: It reminds of the area near the terminal gates in the airports in Europe(esp. Amsterdam and Paris) where the flight to India is supposed to depart from. The restroom near that gate SHOULD ALWAYS BE AVOIDED. :eyedance::eyedance:
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