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I like Shoaib Akhtar for the following reasons: A: As an Asian/brown cricket bowler to be considered, feared as a true genuine fast bowler amongst west indians/oz/nz/eng/vuvuzella players is an achievement by itself B: Used to enjoy his bowling when he was in form/ enjoyed his stint with KKR in IPL that opening game where he took 4 wickets was simply amazing C: Probably one of the very few players in Pakistani team who can speak english well and is educated and does not include religious salutations in every sentence/ not overtly religious like 99% of Paki players D: Usually paki fans never hate on their players even if they are involved in crimes ie: Bob woolmer's murder, kickbacks, spot fixing, ball biting, match fixing, sharjah but when it comes to Shoaib Akhtar they profess their outlandish hatred on him for some reason or other which makes me doubt their intentions and reasons for hating him thus making me want to support Akhtar even more. Think of 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' E: He doesn't wear homosexual green lipstick or green football shoes matching his green outfit F: Props to him for sticking with PCB and not suing them to bankruptcy oblivion after they exposed his privacy to the press by declaring his sexual disease.....regardless of one's views on his private life....you don't publish that to the whole world...pretty a**holish and unprofessional G: At age 35 still bowling at 95 mph is simply amazing for someone with south asian body type and gene
thoughtful and a well written post.
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My respect for shoaib akhtar increased ten folds
you mean 0.1 raised to 10 :P (in case you didn't get the joke: if you multiply a decimal with another decimal, you get a smaller number)
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ironic coming from someone named 'sidhu' who was known to be a raving homosexual and his penchant for little boys.
what?? who?? And my name is siddhu... And just because my name matches with someone who has done some crimes, i should not be using my name... oooh what logic... what argument... its your "love" for Shoaib that made me said that and consistently sickening posts regarding Show-ape.
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Well done to Mr Akhtar for his return to the international fold. After every delivery he looks like he's run the London Marathon so respect for being consistently phasshht

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I think he has to be put under the hammer to start putting in the yards for his team. He has worked hard but he is not a threat anymore and looks like he won't last long. He had 3-4 years when he was at his peak

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I like Shoaib Akhtar for the following reasons: A: As an Asian/brown cricket bowler to be considered, feared as a true genuine fast bowler amongst west indians/oz/nz/eng/vuvuzella players is an achievement by itself B: Used to enjoy his bowling when he was in form/ enjoyed his stint with KKR in IPL that opening game where he took 4 wickets was simply amazing C: Probably one of the very few players in Pakistani team who can speak english well and is educated and does not include religious salutations in every sentence/ not overtly religious like 99% of Paki players D: Usually paki fans never hate on their players even if they are involved in crimes ie: Bob woolmer's murder, kickbacks, spot fixing, ball biting, match fixing, sharjah but when it comes to Shoaib Akhtar they profess their outlandish hatred on him for some reason or other which makes me doubt their intentions and reasons for hating him thus making me want to support Akhtar even more. Think of 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' E: He doesn't wear homosexual green lipstick or green football shoes matching his green outfit F: Props to him for sticking with PCB and not suing them to bankruptcy oblivion after they exposed his privacy to the press by declaring his sexual disease.....regardless of one's views on his private life....you don't publish that to the whole world...pretty a**holish and unprofessional G: At age 35 still bowling at 95 mph is simply amazing for someone with south asian body type and gene
Someone hacked tex1des's account. :fear:
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My respect for Akhtar has gone up tremendously, indeed! I mean, how can you forget the day he walked into the Kolkatta hospital after that 3 over spell for the Knightriders at the IPL and claimed "I'll bowl phaasht once again!". Ever since, these famous words have been etched in the hospital wall and till date, has served as an inspiration for many patients on their death bed. Says Ram lal, a local resident, who went through a quadruple bypass surgery, "If this u.gly pr**k can bowl again, I know my chances are infinitely better! What a man!" Or how can you forget his contribution to the dope industry in Pakistan ? He almost single handedly drove Pakistan's & Afghanistan's GDP into the developed world's territory, generating so many jobs and so much trade volume. Or the bat industry, which suddenly saw a boom in the demand for bats, after Akhtar taught the world that a bat could also be used as a bludgeon ? Or his immense charm and rockstar image, that saw numerous bollywood babes lining up to smooch his bald head ? Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well. In the couple of overs he bowled each game, he may have never had an opportunity to fix a game till date, but thats not reason to ignore the greatness of this man. Well done Shoaib Akhtar, I salute you!

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My respect for Akhtar has gone up tremendously, indeed! I mean, how can you forget the day he walked into the Kolkatta hospital after that 3 over spell for the Knightriders at the IPL and claimed "I'll bowl phaasht once again!". Ever since, these famous words have been etched in the hospital wall and till date, has served as an inspiration for many patients on their death bed. Says Ram lal, a local resident, who went through a quadruple bypass surgery, "If this u.gly pr**k can bowl again, I know my chances are infinitely better! What a man!" Or how can you forget his contribution to the dope industry in Pakistan ? He almost single handedly drove Pakistan's & Afghanistan's GDP into the developed world's territory, generating so many jobs and so much trade volume. Or the bat industry, which suddenly saw a boom in the demand for bats, after Akhtar taught the world that a bat could also be used as a bludgeon ? Or his immense charm and rockstar image, that saw numerous bollywood babes lining up to smooch his bald head ? Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well. In the couple of overs he bowled each game, he may have never had an opportunity to fix a game till date, but thats not reason to ignore the greatness of this man. Well done Shoaib Akhtar, I salute you!
you are posting with a lot of emotion but little brain. great sportspersons like woods, a-rod, akhtar etc etc have made mistakes and were man enough to admit them. what seperates them from the rest is how they comeback and contribute towards the game.
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My respect for Akhtar has gone up tremendously, indeed! I mean, how can you forget the day he walked into the Kolkatta hospital after that 3 over spell for the Knightriders at the IPL and claimed "I'll bowl phaasht once again!". Ever since, these famous words have been etched in the hospital wall and till date, has served as an inspiration for many patients on their death bed. Says Ram lal, a local resident, who went through a quadruple bypass surgery, "If this u.gly pr**k can bowl again, I know my chances are infinitely better! What a man!" Or how can you forget his contribution to the dope industry in Pakistan ? He almost single handedly drove Pakistan's & Afghanistan's GDP into the developed world's territory, generating so many jobs and so much trade volume. Or the bat industry, which suddenly saw a boom in the demand for bats, after Akhtar taught the world that a bat could also be used as a bludgeon ? Or his immense charm and rockstar image, that saw numerous bollywood babes lining up to smooch his bald head ? Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well. In the couple of overs he bowled each game, he may have never had an opportunity to fix a game till date, but thats not reason to ignore the greatness of this man. Well done Shoaib Akhtar, I salute you!
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My respect for Akhtar has gone up tremendously, indeed! I mean, how can you forget the day he walked into the Kolkatta hospital after that 3 over spell for the Knightriders at the IPL and claimed "I'll bowl phaasht once again!". Ever since, these famous words have been etched in the hospital wall and till date, has served as an inspiration for many patients on their death bed. Says Ram lal, a local resident, who went through a quadruple bypass surgery, "If this u.gly pr**k can bowl again, I know my chances are infinitely better! What a man!" Or how can you forget his contribution to the dope industry in Pakistan ? He almost single handedly drove Pakistan's & Afghanistan's GDP into the developed world's territory, generating so many jobs and so much trade volume. Or the bat industry, which suddenly saw a boom in the demand for bats, after Akhtar taught the world that a bat could also be used as a bludgeon ? Or his immense charm and rockstar image, that saw numerous bollywood babes lining up to smooch his bald head ? Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well. In the couple of overs he bowled each game, he may have never had an opportunity to fix a game till date, but thats not reason to ignore the greatness of this man. Well done Shoaib Akhtar, I salute you!
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well.
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Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well.
OMFG bumpzzz :hysterical::hysterical:
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Or his numerous awards from the ICC, to name a few: chucking ban, tampering ban, match ban, series ban, dope ban, life ban. Only Taliban has eluded his highness and after he retires will likely attain that glory as well.
:laugh::laugh: BTW, all Pakis seem to be so enamored that Akhtar is at least bowling that no one even bothers discussing the tripe he is bowling where he is averaging 50 runs per wicket over the last 2 years.

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