ludhianvi Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 "Hope is bigger than the Pope" "Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert"
vvvslaxman Posted April 10, 2011 Author Posted April 10, 2011 "Hope is bigger than the Pope" "Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert" WTF :haha:
SachDan Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 Gotta admit guy's command over English is ****ing unbelievable! here are some gems.. Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar! The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his buttocks with his two hands. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. :cantstop:
Andy Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 Gotta admit guy's command over English is ****ing unbelievable! here are some gems.. Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar! The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his buttocks with his two hands. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. :cantstop:
Laaloo Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope. :cantstop:
Mariyam Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 "Hope is bigger than the Pope" "Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert" The original comments was " Slipping from the grip of the fielder the ball hit the rope, and now suddenly for South Africa hope was bigger than the pope" I think he said after the India South Africa game when offering his 'expert' insights.
Mariyam Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Typical North Indian moron. :bhangra: Typical South Indian generalization? :P
ludhianvi Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Sidhu has a law degree and was the topper in his college IIRC. The original comments was " Slipping from the grip of the fielder the ball hit the rope, and now suddenly for South Africa hope was bigger than the pope" I think he said after the India South Africa game when offering his 'expert' insights. Oh ok, but the one I quoted was made yesterday.
SachDan Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope. :cantstop: I just can't stop laughing at that!
NareshK Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Typical South Indian generalization? :P Nothing compared to calling all Tamils, Telugus, Kannadigas and Malayalees as "Southies".
akshayxyz Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Nothing compared to calling all Tamils' date=' Telugus, Kannadigas and Malayalees as "Southies".[/quote'] OK - then decide between yourself and tell us northies - which one of these is/isn't a southie
akshayxyz Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 So there is no difference between Bihari' date=' Punjabi or Kashmiri ? Maybe you are just ignorant to not know the difference but try not to annoy people with it.[/quote'] No - I do not differentiate people based on their origin/race (except for jokes with known friends). But yes, I am selective based on intelligence and open minded ness. Most of my friends are comfortable at taking jokes - ( like sardars laughing at sardar jokes). Apologies, if my benign statement hurt you, but such is internet you have to be tougher.
Mariyam Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Nothing compared to calling all Tamils' date=' Telugus, Kannadigas and Malayalees as "Southies".[/quote'] Not fair. I didn't call them as Southies. I called them South Indians. :P
Stuge Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Sidhu : King's XI punjab may sound like King ,but they are playing like paupers
achilles Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 The original comments was " Slipping from the grip of the fielder the ball hit the rope, and now suddenly for South Africa hope was bigger than the pope" I think he said after the India South Africa game when offering his 'expert' insights. I think I have finally found someone who remembers Sidhuisms as well as I do.
Prakat Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 In describing Boycott, Siddhu inadvertently stumbles upon the best way to describe himself.
akshayxyz Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 KKR vs RR.. commenting on Watson should have opened: Ghodey ko maans daaloge, aur sher ko ghaas daalogey, toh dono marr jaayenge. (If you give meat to horse and grass to lion, both will die.)
vvvslaxman Posted April 15, 2011 Author Posted April 15, 2011 KKR vs RR.. commenting on Watson should have opened: Ghodey ko maans daaloge, aur sher ko ghaas daalogey, toh dono marr jaayenge. (If you give meat to horse and grass to lion, both will die.) :hysterical:
achilles Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 @Mariyam, anyone.... What was Siddhu's Siddhuism for SRK? He was talking about SRK immediately after the match. What did he say?
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