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Ok About time to bump this thread after what I just witnessed today I just went to Sarvana Bahavan to pick up my Rava Masala Dosa.......and it is Dosa pronounced as Dhosa,Not "Do" like in Don....Next time any Northie calls it "ddosa" I will punch him in the Fking face(Depending on his ability to fight back of course :--D) anyways besides the point...... I was waiting for my Order which was already late by a few minutes and since didn't take a shower since morning,I had Itch in all the wrong places which got me mad and irate as Fk. So while I was sitting there cringing and getting ready to get myself to hate on this Desi couple sitting in front of me displaying PDA ,in walks this Phaggot with his stylized hair wearing a Facebook sweat shirt,Hate meter started running right there. FaceBook sweat shirt really You POS...fine the weather is chilly enough to wear a sweat shirt but then why the Fk would you wear shorts...Oh we get it you MOFO you probably work for Facebook and you want people to notice....Ok noticed but not in a good way......So if that was not a good enough reason to hate this POS. He walks in like he owns the fking place,Comes to the manager and asks him what is the special today or for any recommendations...Really ,***** you have never heard of Sarvana Bhavan before or even if you haven't you surely must have googled it before you came there,You Mother Fking Low life. Anyways after some talk with the manager about the menu,He places his order and asks the manager in the most Over the Top accented Hindi I have ever heard in My fking life-"Kitna Time lagega?" The manager says 5-10 minutes .........and then what follows accelerated my hate to it's peak....... The Poser asks with an assertive tone- once again like the place is indebted to him for eating there...... be sure,Will it be 5 or 10? The manager says 10 minutes ,He says that's better....I will come back in 10 minutes and if it is not ready I want a refund. Now if he had said that with a straight face I would have forgiven him but he said that with the most obnoxious smirk I have ever seen. Sob..........I was holding a Meetha Pan wrapped in this thick foil paper with sharp edges,ALmost wanted to scratch his face with it to wipe that obnoxious smirk off his face. Yes Folks low life scum like this still exist.
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Another thing which I find in the North is that people call multiple dosas as dossse :cantstop: It's actually dosas. Maniac - another point for you to express rage about.
:hysterical: It is Dose (D pronounced as in 'the') in Kannada. In fact, I feel like tearing hair when I hear 'diga posers calling dose, as Dosa (like North Indians). Ask for specials in a typical south bangalore fast food place he will in a sec - 'Masal dose, plain dose, Rave (See it is not Rava) dose, Benne dose, Onion dose, Set dose, Benne Masal dose, Raagi dose..." Order 'Davangere Benne Masal dose'! . There is no 'Mysore Masala Dosa' in any restaurant's menu in Bangalore or anywhere in Karnataka.
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:hysterical: It is Dose (D pronounced as in 'the') in Kannada. In fact, I feel like tearing hair when I hear 'diga posers calling dose, as Dosa (like North Indians). Ask for specials in a typical south bangalore fast food place he will in a sec - 'Masal dose, plain dose, Rave (See it is not Rava) dose, Benne dose, Onion dose, Set dose, Benne Masal dose, Raagi dose..." Order 'Davangere Benne Masal dose'! . There is no 'Mysore Masala Dosa' in any restaurant's menu in Bangalore or anywhere in Karnataka.
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:hysterical: It is Dose (D pronounced as in 'the') in Kannada. In fact, I feel like tearing hair when I hear 'diga posers calling dose, as Dosa (like North Indians). Ask for specials in a typical south bangalore fast food place he will in a sec - 'Masal dose, plain dose, Rave (See it is not Rava) dose, Benne dose, Onion dose, Set dose, Benne Masal dose, Raagi dose..." Order 'Davangere Benne Masal dose'! . There is no 'Mysore Masala Dosa' in any restaurant's menu in Bangalore or anywhere in Karnataka.
:confused: Kuch bhi! You missed the point where I said Northies use "Dossse" for plural Dosas, not singular ones.
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shanthi sagar is the authentic banaglorean food right :hmmm: my kannada freinds pronounce it as dosae
It is dose in kannada, with the "do" pronounced as the "Dho" in dhoni and the "se" as the "sae" in "senapathi" Shanthi sagar is bangalorean food but i don't think you can call it kannada food.
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What a tirade :hysterical: We are all coping with the test series performance in our own ways. I found myself sitting by the lake today staring at the water for hours...didn't even notice the tanning babes :((
I was in Austin yesterday by the Capitol. Nice place :nice:
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Ok About time to bump this thread after what I just witnessed today I just went to Sarvana Bahavan to pick up my Rava Masala Dosa.......and it is Dosa pronounced as Dhosa,Not "Do" like in Don....Next time any Northie calls it "ddosa" I will punch him in the Fking face(Depending on his ability to fight back of course :--D) anyways besides the point...... I was waiting for my Order which was already late by a few minutes and since didn't take a shower since morning,I had Itch in all the wrong places which got me mad and irate as Fk. So while I was sitting there cringing and getting ready to get myself to hate on this Desi couple sitting in front of me displaying PDA ,in walks this Phaggot with his stylized hair wearing a Facebook sweat shirt,Hate meter started running right there. FaceBook sweat shirt really You POS...fine the weather is chilly enough to wear a sweat shirt but then why the Fk would you wear shorts...Oh we get it you MOFO you probably work for Facebook and you want people to notice....Ok noticed but not in a good way......So if that was not a good enough reason to hate this POS. He walks in like he owns the fking place,Comes to the manager and asks him what is the special today or for any recommendations...Really ,***** you have never heard of Sarvana Bhavan before or even if you haven't you surely must have googled it before you came there,You Mother Fking Low life. Anyways after some talk with the manager about the menu,He places his order and asks the manager in the most Over the Top accented Hindi I have ever heard in My fking life-"Kitna Time lagega?" The manager says 5-10 minutes .........and then what follows accelerated my hate to it's peak....... The Poser asks with an assertive tone- once again like the place is indebted to him for eating there...... be sure,Will it be 5 or 10? The manager says 10 minutes ,He says that's better....I will come back in 10 minutes and if it is not ready I want a refund. Now if he had said that with a straight face I would have forgiven him but he said that with the most obnoxious smirk I have ever seen. Sob..........I was holding a Meetha Pan wrapped in this thick foil paper with sharp edges,ALmost wanted to scratch his face with it to wipe that obnoxious smirk off his face. Yes Folks low life scum like this still exist.
You need a shrink
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