Number Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 Indian Dressing room after 2nd ODI: रोहित: मैच के साथ साथ सीरिज़ भी हार गए आज! धोनी: क्या बात है.. शाबाश लड़के.. बल्लेबाज़ी तेरी कितनी भी घटिया हो, Observation power कमाल की है! रोहित: यार आज तो मैं खेला ही नहीं, आज तो मुझे मत बोल. इन सबने घटिया बल्लेबाज़ी की, इनको बोल! सहवाग: मुँह संभाल के बात कर रोहित, मेरी पारी ठीक थी. गंभीर: रहने दे वीरू, हम वहीं थे. आधे रन तो तेरे Overthrow से बन रहे थे.:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: सहवाग: गौती, तेरी तरह बोल्ड तो नहीं हुआ, विकेट तो बच गई! धोनी: बस करो यार तुम मियाँ- बीवी दोनों को अगले मैच से निकाल देते हैं. तसल्ली से बाहर बैठ कर लड़ना. सहवाग: दिल्ली मे मैच है माही, दिल्ली के लड़के तो खेलेंगे. धोनी: हाँ, दिल्ली के लड़के तो खेलेंगे, विराट और ईशांत.. दिल्ली के अंकल लोग बाहर बैठेंगे.:cantstop: सहवाग: ये लड़के?? (कोहली की तरफ इशारा करते हुए) चीकू ने क्या उखाड़ लिया था आज, वाइड बॉल पर आउट हुआ. कोहली: क्या वीरू भाई, मेरी जगह पर तो नज़र मत डालो.. मेरी क्या ग़लती है, पता ही नहीं था कि ये अकमल भी कैच वैच लेने लग गया है. :hysterical::hysterical: जडेजा: किसी को कुछ पता नहीं था कैसे रन बनाने हैं, मैने फालतू मे इतनी अच्छी गेंदबाज़ी की. युवराज: साला यही दिन देखना बाकी रह गया था कि जडेजा भी ताना मारे! जडेजा: युवी भाई, आज मेरी तरफ से कोई कमी नहीं थी. आज तो बनता है. युवराज: चल भाई, तेरा दिन है आज.. जैसे नासिर जमशेद का था. रैना: यार ये नासिर का पता करवाओ, इसका क्या बिगाड़ा है हमने जो हर मैच मे लेने लग जाता है. :hysterical: धोनी: क्या पता करवाना है यार, ऐसे ऐसे गेंदबाज़ हों तो कोई भी सर चढ़ कर ले सकता है. :hysterical: रहाने: कोई नहीं सर, जो हुआ सो हुआ. अगले मैच मे देख लेंगे उनको. धोनी: तू तो 2 मैच से देख ही रहा है, और कितना देखेगा. (:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:) अब खेलने की तैयारी कर. चलो अब सब अपना सामान संभालो और होटल जा कर सो जाओ. अगले मैच की रणनीति दिल्ली जा कर बनायँगे. (भुवनेश्वर कुमार का उठा हुआ हाथ देख कर) हाँ कुमार, क्या हुआ? भुवनेश्वर कुमार: सर जब से टीम मे आया हूँ, एक बात पूछना चाहता था धोनी: हाँ हाँ, पूछ! कुमार: ये पुतला किसका रखा रहता है हर ड्रेसिंग रूम मे? धोनी: कोच है हमारा. डंकन फ्लेचर!
Laaloo Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 Took 10 minutes to read :(( but very funny :hysterical:
Lord Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 भुवनेश्वर कुमार: सर जब से टीम मे आया हूँ, एक बात पूछना चाहता था धोनी: हाँ हाँ, पूछ! कुमार: ये पुतला किसका रखा रहता है हर ड्रेसिंग रूम मे? धोनी: कोच है हमारा. डंकन फ्लेचर! :hysterical::hysterical:
Magneto Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: I am sure the dressing room is like this only :cantstop: The 'putla' part is sheer genius (and attributing the question to B Kumar).
TestPlayer Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 A similar funny article released on unreal times on 14th Jun 2011. As many people most likely haven't read it, I'm posting it so that everybody may enjoy. If you like it, don't hesitate to say thanks :) Why did Team India lose to West Indies? A sneak preview into the Indian Dressing Room After winning the first three ODIs relatively easily, what happened within Team India that caused them to lose so badly to a down-and-out West Indies side? Was it complacency? Was it lack of motivation? The UnReal Times presents to its readers a sneak-peak inside the Indian dressing room on the morning of the match, which might throw a clue in this direction. The camera starts from a corner of the dressing room, where Rohit Sharma is seen in a Brahminical attire – topless and dhoti-clad with sacred markings on his forehead and arms, eyes shut in prayer. In his left hand is a silver plate with various sacred offerings and in his right hand is a little bell. The camera pans to the wall he’s standing in front of. A framed poster of Sachin Tendulkar from one of the old Sportstar editions is seen hanging there. One marigold flower is placed at the top of the photo. After murmuring what sound like sacred mantras, Rohit finally opens his eyes and says ‘Oh lord, will I make a big score today?’ He looks eagerly at the marigold flower at the top of the photo, and asks again ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me. Will I make a 50 today?’ He looks again at the immobile flower and stretches his silver plate under it. He then looks furtively to his left and right, and taps the poster. The marigold flower however doesn’t budge. Rohit: ****. Just then, Virat Kohli throws the door of the dressing room open and barges in. Virat (cheerfully and loudly): Look who’s back!! Everybody ignores him. Kohli looks around in the dressing room, spots Ishant Sharma sitting on the beanbag combing the knots out of his hair Virat: Hey Ishant, I am getting a butterfly tattoo just above my navel. You wanna get one as well? Ishant (fiercely): Yeww man, No way! In any case, I started washing my hair yesterday and I’m hoping to finish it today. Had to skip practice for that. Kohli: Screw you guys. I’m off by myself. At the other corner of the room, Raina is seen taking English speaking lessons from Ravichandran Ashwin to prepare for the post-match presentation. Subramaniam Badrinath is standing there as well, listening to the conversation. Raina: Don’t under the mine us by saying West Indies is weak. Our playboys really good Ashwin: Not playboys really good. Our boys played really good. Try again Raina: Don’t mine under us by saying West Indies is weak. The boys played really good Ashwin: Argh. Undermine. Not mine under Raina: Yaar, it’s such a difficult word. Can’t you give me an easier word? Saala angrez kahin ka! Ashwin: If you can’t say even this, how will you handle Ravi Shastri’s other glib questions? And you haven’t won enough yet that you can just start with ‘Well of course’, say whatever you want and get away with it! Let’s try again. It’s such a simple sentence yaar! Raina: Oh, simple huh? Acha let me hear you say this – ‘chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi ki chamchi se chutney chatayi’ – chal bolke dikha. At this point, Yousuf Pathan comes to them with a worried look on his face. Yousuf: Guys, have you seen my strip of chewing gum? The three shake their heads. Yousuf: I can’t bat without my chewing gum! What do I do? He lumbers away, head bowed, eyes scanning the floor here and there. At that moment, Munaf Patel suddenly jumps in front of Subramanium Badrinath and starts shaking his lanky limbs like a lab skeleton, croaking “Subramaniummmm… Alumooooniummm… “ Badrinath’s ears slowly turn reddish-purple. He bites hard on his lip and turns the other way hoping Munaf goes away. Munaf however doesn’t give up. He comes around to face him and continues his antics. Badrinath: That’s it! I can’t take it anymore!! (yells) Badavaa Rascaaaaal ! Yelling at the top of his voice, Badri jumps on Munaf and the two scuffle around for a while until Raina steps in to break them up. Raina: All right, all right! Guys, break it up! Time now. Let’s go guys. Come on! Amit Mishra: Nice! Where to this time? Scuba-diving? Let me get my swim suit. Raina: No, the 4th ODI with West Indies, you stupid leggie. Put on your blues now. Amit Mishra (mutters under his breath): Even Ranji matches are watched by more people… The players file out of the dressing room one by one. And thus Team India takes the field
nikred Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 damn this is gonna take me 30 minutes to read I gave up after reading 12 lines. Will try some other time. :--D
1983-2011 Posted January 6, 2013 Posted January 6, 2013 :hysterical: my hindi is still perfect :proudofit:
Jersey #10 Posted January 8, 2013 Posted January 8, 2013 southies are shame on india for not knowing how to read hindi haha...the fetcher joke was hilarious
nikred Posted January 9, 2013 Posted January 9, 2013 I don't have the patience to read in hindi now, so I Google Transalted it. Rohit: match series with the lost Today! Dhoni: What's the matter .. Well done boys .. How to get your lousy bat, Observation power is amazing! Rohit: Man I played today, not today So do not tell me. All of these The poor batting, they say! Sehwag: Rohit mouth talking to handle, My shift was fine. Serious: let Viru, we were there. Over half If you were to become Overthrow. Sehwag: Guti, like you did not bold, Wickets then saved! Dhoni: Man you just do Mian - Wife both are removed from the game. Fighting out of calming down. Sehwag: Mahi match in Delhi, Delhi Boys play. Dhoni: Yes, the boys will play Delhi, Virat And Ishant .. Uncle People sit outside Delhi. Sehwag: these guys? (Kohli at Pointing) What uproot sapota Was taken today, Wide ball was out. Kohli: What Viru brother, my place So do not look .. What is my fault; Akmal also did not realize that they get caught Vac Has been served. Jadeja: someone did not know how to run Making, and I in surplus Bowling so well. Prince: Sala see this day remains Jadeja was also sarcasm! Jadeja: Yuvraj brother today from my side Did not decrease. Today it is made. Prince: Running brother, your day today .. As Nasir Jamshed was. Raina: Get out of the man, that Nasser, What wrong did we take in every match Takes. Dhoni: What is to be a man, such a If bowlers may take up to a head. Rahane: No sir, what has happened has happened. Next Match 'll Look at them. Dhoni: You are a witness to the second match, and How much would. () Is now ready to play. Let's now take care of all your belongings and property Go to sleep. Next Match Bnaiँge strategy to Delhi. (Bhubaneswar See Kumar raised hand) Yes Kumar, What happened? Bhubaneshwar Kumar: Sir, when the team came in, a Wanted to ask, Dhoni: Yes yes, ask! Kumar: The mannequin is placed Whose every In the dressing room? Dhoni: is our coach. Duncan Fletcher!
nikred Posted January 9, 2013 Posted January 9, 2013 ^^^God, this is worse. Gambhir --> Serious, Yuvraj --> Prince. :P
Lord Posted January 9, 2013 Posted January 9, 2013 ^^^God' date=' this is worse. Gambhir --> Serious, Yuvraj --> Prince. :P[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Clarke Posted January 9, 2013 Posted January 9, 2013 ^^^God' date=' this is worse. Gambhir --> Serious, Yuvraj --> Prince. :P[/quote'] :haha: Inzi must be the lead programmer/architect to come up with such English. Dhoni: Man you just do Mian - Wife both are removed from the game. Fighting out of calming down.
beetle Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I don't have the patience to read in hindi now, so I Google Transalted it. Rohit: match series with the lost Today! Dhoni: What's the matter .. Well done boys .. How to get your lousy bat, Observation power is amazing! Rohit: Man I played today, not today So do not tell me. All of these The poor batting, they say! Sehwag: Rohit mouth talking to handle, My shift was fine. Serious: let Viru, we were there. Over half If you were to become Overthrow. Sehwag: Guti, like you did not bold, Wickets then saved! Dhoni: Man you just do Mian - Wife both are removed from the game. Fighting out of calming down. Sehwag: Mahi match in Delhi, Delhi Boys play. Dhoni: Yes, the boys will play Delhi, Virat And Ishant .. Uncle People sit outside Delhi. Sehwag: these guys? (Kohli at Pointing) What uproot sapota Was taken today, Wide ball was out. Kohli: What Viru brother, my place So do not look .. What is my fault; Akmal also did not realize that they get caught Vac Has been served. Jadeja: someone did not know how to run Making, and I in surplus Bowling so well. Prince: Sala see this day remains Jadeja was also sarcasm! Jadeja: Yuvraj brother today from my side Did not decrease. Today it is made. Prince: Running brother, your day today .. As Nasir Jamshed was. Raina: Get out of the man, that Nasser, What wrong did we take in every match Takes. Dhoni: What is to be a man, such a If bowlers may take up to a head. Rahane: No sir, what has happened has happened. Next Match 'll Look at them. Dhoni: You are a witness to the second match, and How much would. () Is now ready to play. Let's now take care of all your belongings and property Go to sleep. Next Match Bnaiँge strategy to Delhi. (Bhubaneswar See Kumar raised hand) Yes Kumar, What happened? Bhubaneshwar Kumar: Sir, when the team came in, a Wanted to ask, Dhoni: Yes yes, ask! Kumar: The mannequin is placed Whose every In the dressing room? Dhoni: is our coach. Duncan Fletcher! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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