I6MTW Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 Bollywood tops the list, when it comes to producing songs with the dumbest lyrics. Some of the songs have the dumbest meaning.
sir ji Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 Telephone dhun mein hasne waali... Melbourne machli machalne waali.... Guess the movie??? Sent from my XT910 using Tapatalk
Detonator Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 not just lyrics are dumb, the music is unoriginal and 75% of the songs have the same tone of music.
Detonator Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Telephone dhun mein hasne waali... Melbourne machli machalne waali.... Guess the movie??? Sent from my XT910 using Tapatalk Hindustani? Dubbed version of Indian. :musicman:
Khalpat Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Comeon nobody can beat this lyrics: Rum aur Coca Cola Pee kar vikram bola roj raat ko humne ek naya dhakkan khola. It will be hard to guess for anyone, not sure whether google can also help you.
FischerTal Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 beedi pi ke nukkad pe wait tera kiya re khali peeli athara cup chai bhi to piya re Raja beta banke maine jab sharafat dikhayi Tune bola 'hatt mawaali' bhaav nahi diya re ABCD padh li bohat thandi aahein bharli bohat acchi baat karli bohat ab karunga tere saath gandi baat
CSK Fan Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Yo you honey singh's Chaar bottle Vodka Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka
sscomp32 Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Himesh latest : Ice cream khaungi Kashmir jaaungi Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa Jalve karaungi Usko rijhaungi Jo hoga mera piyaa Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha.. O priya, main hoon tera jiya..
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Here's a song with a double meaning: The worst part is not the song, but the way it is being celebrated as if it was a good thing. sDYbmq-kQAA Athra baras kee kanwari kali thi Ghunghat me mukhda chhupake chali thi... (2) Phasi gori... (2) Chane ke khet me, huyi chori chane ke khet me Pehle toh julm ne pakdi kalayi, phir usne chupke se ungli dabayi... (2) Jora jori... (2) Chane ke khet me, huyi chori chane ke khet me Too too too too too too too too... Mere aage pichhe shikariyo ke ghere Baithe wahan sare jawani ke lutere... (2) Hari mai hari pukarke, yaha wahan deke niharke... (2) Joban pe chunri girake chali thi... (2) Hatho me kangna sajake chali thi Chudi tuti... (2) Chane ke khet me, jora jori chane ke khet me Tauba meri tauba, nigahe naa milau Aise kaise sab ko kahani mai batau... (2) Kya kya huwa mere sath re, koyi bhi toh aaya naa hath re... (2) Lehnge me gota jadake chali thi... (2) Balo me gajra lagake chali thi Bali chhuti... (2) Chane ke khet me, o jora jori chane ke khet me Athra baras kee kanwari kali thi, ghunghat me mukhda chhupake chali thi Phasi gori... (2) Chane ke khet me, re huyi chori chane ke khet me Pehle toh julme ne pakdi kalayi, phir usne chupke se ungli dabayi Jora jori... (2) Chane ke khet me, re huyi chori chane ke khet me
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Telephone dhun mein hasne waali... Melbourne machli machalne waali.... Guess the movie??? Sent from my XT910 using Tapatalk Indian. It is actually a dubbed version of the tamil song of the same movie.(Telephone Mani pol).
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Himesh latest : Ice cream khaungi Kashmir jaaungi Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa Jalve karaungi Usko rijhaungi Jo hoga mera piyaa Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha.. O priya, main hoon tera jiya.. That song is taken from Monica, oh my darling.
CSK Fan Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Here's a song with a double meaning: The worst part is not the song, but the way it is being celebrated as if it was a good thing. sDYbmq-kQAA Athra baras kee kanwari kali thi Ghunghat me mukhda chhupake chali thi... (2) Phasi gori... (2) Chane ke khet me, huyi chori chane ke khet me Pehle toh julm ne pakdi kalayi, phir usne chupke se ungli dabayi... (2) Jora jori... (2) Chane ke khet me, huyi chori chane ke khet me Too too too too too too too too... Mere aage pichhe shikariyo ke ghere Baithe wahan sare jawani ke lutere... (2) Hari mai hari pukarke, yaha wahan deke niharke... (2) Joban pe chunri girake chali thi... (2) Hatho me kangna sajake chali thi Chudi tuti... (2) Chane ke khet me, jora jori chane ke khet me Tauba meri tauba, nigahe naa milau Aise kaise sab ko kahani mai batau... (2) Kya kya huwa mere sath re, koyi bhi toh aaya naa hath re... (2) Lehnge me gota jadake chali thi... (2) Balo me gajra lagake chali thi Bali chhuti... (2) Chane ke khet me, o jora jori chane ke khet me Athra baras kee kanwari kali thi, ghunghat me mukhda chhupake chali thi Phasi gori... (2) Chane ke khet me, re huyi chori chane ke khet me Pehle toh julme ne pakdi kalayi, phir usne chupke se ungli dabayi Jora jori... (2) Chane ke khet me, re huyi chori chane ke khet me Why is this a bad thing?
Khalpat Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 This song has no relation with Cricket. The most vulgar song ever recorded: kal saiya ne aisi bowling kari ek over bhi main khel paayi nahi - 3 chouthe hi gend mein out huyi - 2 paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi chouthe hi gend mein out huyi paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi - 2 pehala gend bada kuchh tha mehanga tooti chudi sarka lehanga ball damdaar thi tej raftaar thi balla sanmbhaale huye main taiyaar thi - 2 kya karati mohe wo jhataka laga - 2, run koi bhi main jod payi nahi chouthe hi gend mein out huyi paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi - 2 dooja ball jab usane maara dola dola gora tan saara ball chholi pe padi main saiya se ladi bouncer gend piya daalon na ghadi ghadi - 2 dheere dheere se bowling karo sajana - 2 main sajani hoon koi lugaayi nahi chouthe hi gend mein out huyi paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi - 2 tije ball ne haalat bigadi julmi tha wo puraana khilaadi ball ko ghisane laga mujhako takane laga dil mera darane laga wo moova hasane lagav - 2 phir kasake jo maari gend usane - 2 aayi hichaki main bas chillayi nahi chouthe hi gend mein out huyi paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi - 2 choutha gend gajab ka daala pichhe hatake khudako sanmbhaala chudi toot gayi bindiya chhoot gayi meri toh gilli udi haaye main thandi padi - 2 bedardi ne out mujhe aisa kiya - 2, der tak hosh mein main aayi nahi kal saiya ne aisi bowling kari ek over bhi main khel paayi nahi chouthe hi gend mein out huyi paanchava gend main jhel payi nahi - 2
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Why is this a bad thing? It is not actually a bad song in terms of lyrics. The video is bad in the sense it has no relation to the song. Why would someone dance and sing about being robbed/raped?
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja long drive jayenge full speed jayenge kahi rukenge na hum gana bazana khana peena gadi pe hoga sanam aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja gadi me a c bhi hai gadi me seat bhi hai on the jack bhi hai on the jack bhi hai seat iski hai naram naram sham ka time hai gadi me wine hai mausam bhi fine hai love ka sign hai khayenge jalebi garam garam chik chik chik baby chik chik chik dil mera lele quick quick quick chik chik chik baby chik chik chik dil mera lele quick quick quick musical horn hai jully ka john hai mera to kaun hai aaja aaja na kar saram varam disco jana hai gana gana hai dil pe ha ha hai hotho pe na na hai tod de tu apna bharam varam long drive jayenge full speed jayenge kahi rukenge na hum gana bazana khana peena gadi pe hoga sanam aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja aaja meri gadi me baith ja pRzsfp_FxUg
DomainK Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Aaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani Aur din hai sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny :WTF: Honey Irani said it well once: Saare shayar mar gaye hein kya?
I6MTW Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Aaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani Aur din hai sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny :WTF: Honey Irani said it well once: Saare shayar mar gaye hein kya? Yo Yo Honey Singh's are generally like that. Chaar bottle Vodka Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) Main rahoon saari raat in the bar Daaru piyun lagaatar Ek aadhi sab pee lete hain Main to piyun botal chaar Chaar bottle Vodka Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka..
CSK Fan Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Yo Yo Honey Singh's are generally like that. Chaar bottle Vodka Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) Main rahoon saari raat in the bar Daaru piyun lagaatar Ek aadhi sab pee lete hain Main to piyun botal chaar Chaar bottle Vodka Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. Post 7
Lord Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Mika's new song: Tu mushtanda.. Tu mushtanda, tu sexy Tu chalti phirti taxi Idhar nigaahein.. udhar nishana.. Na rukne wali taxi Main beparwah mushtanda hoon Kaali kartooto ka fanda hoon Pariyon ke beech mein sutte kheench ke Daaru ke nashe mein nanga hoon Main beparwah mustanda hoon ha ha ha... Mere mann mein corruption.. ahaan Mere tann mein seduction.. o hoy Sab ko iski hai tension Par apni ye intention Shot lagaao, dhuaan udaao Bagal mein rakho Marie Arey bhaad mein jaaye Harry Tu mushtanda Tu hai gunda, par munda hai tu sexy Tu chalti phirti taxi Yeah! Legal-vegal nahi aata Karta hoon jo mann ko bhaata Apne mann mein sab kuch illeagal bhi hai legal Ishq karun ya mushq karun, arey tanne kya Arey lust karun ya love karun, abey tanne kya Baawli booch Cheat karun ya rob karun, abey tanne kya Moral ya immoral, arey tanne kya... Chak de fatte beta Main sabse bada abhineta Arey bhaad mein jaaye neta Tu mustanda Tu hai gunda, par munda hai tu sexy Tu chalti phirti taxi Main beparwah, main beparwah Main beparwah mushtanda hoon Kaali kartooto ka fanda hoon Pariyon ke beech mein Sutte kheench ke Daaru ke nashe mein nanga hoon Bada badmash main banda hoon Bambay ka raja main ganda hoon Khel ka kutta purana hoon Main tabhi toh ab tak zinda hoon Tere mann mein corruption.. ahaan Tere tann mein seduction.. oy hoy Mere mann mein corruption Mere tann mein seduction Mmm.. main mushtanda Main hoon gunda Par munda hoon main sexy Na rukne waali taxi :WTF:
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