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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
Your Hindi sounded exactly like Masala Dosa :haha:

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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
Lol, considering it's your not your first language, it's a brilliant attempt at humor :two_thumbs_up:

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Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :dance: :rcb:
Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury, which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed.

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Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury' date=' which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed.[/quote'] Had he told about this injury during the test, you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures.

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Had he told about this injury during the test' date=' you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures.[/quote'] Arrey bhai tumaku laguchi dhoni cares about us?.

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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
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Arrey bhai tumaku laguchi dhoni cares about us?.
Ofcourse not. Mote ta laguni ki se ete criticism sunu bhi thiba. Ta se kana pain micha tare injury bahana kariba. Se injury hau ki na hau, eithi jou gapa sabu lekhu chanti is hilarious

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People saying this is a conspiracy haven't probably played cricket in any form. You do realize he has massive workload? Keeping in all 3 formats, doing uncountable no of squats before each delivery. That second innings of NZ lasted 210 overs and keeping for that no of overs is no joke. He has amazing fitness level to have not been injured in the last 8-10 months(The last time was in the tri series in WI) despite playing so much - keeping and batting are physically exhausting while captaining is mentally exhausting.

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Nobody's has asked him to take this much load... All he's to do is to quit playing test cricket and leave the team in the hands of a potential capable captain... But his game plan is to destroy the team as much possible before he hands over a depleted team to the new captain so as to preserve whatever legacy he has...

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Nobody's has asked him to take this much load... All he's to do is to quit playing test cricket and leave the team in the hands of a potential capable captain... But his game plan is to destroy the team as much possible before he hands over a depleted team to the new captain so as to preserve whatever legacy he has...
Bang on target !

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Indian team is still strong without Dhoni.Kohli will try to stamp his authority as a captain to cement his place as the future captain.Only Pakistan can pose any serious challenge to this Indian team.
India lacks firepower down the order and finisher; we also dont have quick runners in openers. Lets not even talk about our bowling. I'll be shocked if we make it to final.

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Its a completely useless tournament which will not improve the players in any way. Should have given the players rest but BCCI with their endless greed have to cram every little gap with more cricket till the cricketers get permanently disabled.

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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
Too Good..

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People saying this is a conspiracy haven't probably played cricket in any form. You do realize he has massive workload? Keeping in all 3 formats' date=' doing uncountable no of squats before each delivery. That second innings of NZ lasted 210 overs and keeping for that no of overs is no joke. He has amazing fitness level to have not been injured in the last 8-10 months(The last time was in the tri series in WI) despite playing so much - keeping and batting are physically exhausting while captaining is mentally exhausting.[/quote'] Agree. Too much for him Should retire from test cricket

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Predict India's performance in Asia Cup. With no Dhoni and Raina, this is probably the weakest Indian team since the turn of millennium. Heading into Asia Cup it will be a tough challenge for this India A team. Predict the result of the matches in this thread and brief comment who you think will win: 1) Vs. Bangladesh (26th Feb) 2) Vs. Srilanka (28th Feb) 3) Vs. Pakistan (2nd Mar) 4) Vs. Afghanistan (5th Mar) 5) Final??

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With no Dhoni and Raina, this is probably the weakest Indian team since the turn of millennium. Heading into Asia Cup it will be a tough challenge for this India A team. Predict the result of the matches in this thread and brief comment who you think will win: 1) Vs. Bangladesh (26th Feb) - WIN 2) Vs. Srilanka (28th Feb) - LOSE 3) Vs. Pakistan (2nd Mar) - Customary WIN 4) Vs. Afghanistan (5th Mar) - WIN 5) Final?? - if pakistan then WIN

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With no Dhoni and Raina, this is probably the weakest Indian team since the turn of millennium. Heading into Asia Cup it will be a tough challenge for this India A team. Predict the result of the matches in this thread and brief comment who you think will win: 1) Vs. Bangladesh (26th Feb) 2) Vs. Srilanka (28th Feb) 3) Vs. Pakistan (2nd Mar) 4) Vs. Afghanistan (5th Mar) 5) Final??
1. win 2. lose 3. win 4. win 5. win against SL

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India will comfortably win the Asia cup. Gonna chase any target or set 350
We might not have big hitters down the order and Dhoni's exclusion leaves a massive hole in the middle order but against Aus we chased down 360 twice without the help of Dhoni. We are surely gonna miss him but our top order is an A-Bomb in these conditions.

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Dhawan,Rohit,Pujara,Kohli,Rayudu,Karthik,Jadeja,Ashwin,BK,Aaron,Shami....this will be the 1st XI,I'll also play Binny replacing DK to have a hitter down the order.Rayudu can keep then.Rahane,Mishra,Pandey will be on the bench.Rasool should've been there for Mishra else it's all right.

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The batting line-up looks very ordinary now after Dhawan and Rohit Sharma's failures in South Africa and New Zealand, combined with the fact that our middle order was already looking weak even when we were doing well. Our bowling has been uninspiring. Can't be sure with this team right now. Maybe Dhawan and Rohit will fire in subcontinent conditions... or maybe not.

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