coffee_rules Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Knock Knock! Who's there? Hutch. Hutch who? Bless you.
Ram Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Knock Knock! Who's there? Hutch. Hutch who? Bless you. Not bad, didnt get it at first glance. :D
punjabi_khota Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Q.wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh indian naukar if he wants him 2 open the door!! Ans: There was a cold day. (say it fast)
punjabi_khota Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Sholay mein double role kiska tha. King George. How ? coin ke dono side rehta hai
punjabi_khota Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 According to Sholay, who was the son of the Lion ? Holi, why ? Gabbar: Holi cub hai!!!!! Cub hai holi!!!
ludhianvi Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Q.wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh indian naukar if he wants him 2 open the door!! hehe good one, got the op as well:D Darwazah khol de :two_thumbs_up:
punjabi_khota Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Q: ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise ? Ans: kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha.. dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya... or chor bachh gaya
Online Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 A bunch of cute young chicks go to this Chinese restaurant. They sit down and one of them orders a plate of Lo Mein. The waiter gets the food after 10 minutes, but as soon as the waiter gets the food, the girls get scared and try to run away. Why? Bachna Ae Haseeno Lo Mein Aagaya can anyone get a joke that FAILs harder than this :giggle:
Gambit Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 My entries - 1. Do aadmi ghar ja rahe the. Ek bola - "Mera ghar paas hai". Doosra bola - "Mera ghar fail hai". 2. Bunty - "Mere grandfather pilot the. Woh planes uda sakte the." Bobby - "Meh. Mere great grandfather tho khud udh sakte the." Bunty - "WTF? How?" Bobby - "Kyunki woh mere par dada the" 3. Varun - "Yaar, mera kutta ICU main hai!" Ludhianvi - "Meri billi I don't see you main hai"
ludhianvi Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 I did not get Online's one.:(( so probably some gadbad with that joke if I didnt get it My entries - 1. Do aadmi ghar ja rahe the. Ek bola - "Mera ghar paas hai". Doosra bola - "Mera ghar fail hai". 2. Bunty - "Mere grandfather pilot the. Woh planes uda sakte the." Bobby - "Meh. Mere great grandfather tho khud udh sakte the." Bunty - "WTF? How?" Bobby - "Kyunki woh mere par dada the" 3. Varun - "Yaar, mera kutta ICU main hai!" Ludhianvi - "Meri billi I don't see you main hai" My billi is in a joke:cantstop:
EnterTheVoid Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 what the hell? none of these jokes are funny
DomainK Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 what the hell? none of these jokes are funny These are not jokes, these are PJs.
flamy Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 what the hell? none of these jokes are funny These are not jokes' date=' these are PJs.[/quote'] ^^ PJ??? Practical Jokes? WINNAR
Lord Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! " Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
Dirty_South Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 In a pond there are 10 fishes, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? The other 9 fishes are crying.................
flamy Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Zero to Eight: 'Nice Belt!' omg! thats so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! :icflove: reminds me of: What did the snail riding on the tortoise say? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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