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Much like using Viagra England are riding a stiff run of form at the moment, India on the other hand look like they're trying to masturbate to a picture of Dwayne Leverock. But no-one can have an eternal stiffy, the Windie's killed themselves overdosing on the little pills and now as a result are completely d***less. Aussies went down the same route and currently have trouble attaining a slightly spongy semi, relying on a man in Mitchell Johnson who metaphorically speaking tends to prematurely ejaculate all over the place with his bowling. India have tried to keep their semi-retired grandparents boinking by showering them in the sort of praise given by hookers to clients who failed to last T20 seconds. As a result when coming up against a REAL woman in Broad they were found severely wanting and were spanked with a heavy bat and then sent to their retirement homes. But the good news for India is that England seem to be trying to hammer their opposition as fast and hard as possible, and so with the inevitability of Raina relying on his better looking mate Dhoni to score for him, England are due to blow out too soon. In-ur-endo! x

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Yay I like pessimistic English fans so much more :icflove: But seriously, England arent just running into form here, they truly have an awesome test team. The only thing that remains to be seen is how they perform in conditions alien to them.

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Much like using Viagra England are riding a stiff run of form at the moment, India on the other hand look like they're trying to masturbate to a picture of Dwayne Leverock. But no-one can have an eternal stiffy, the Windie's killed themselves overdosing on the little pills and now as a result are completely d***less. Aussies went down the same route and currently have trouble attaining a slightly spongy semi, relying on a man in Mitchell Johnson who metaphorically speaking tends to prematurely ejaculate all over the place with his bowling. India have tried to keep their semi-retired grandparents boinking by showering them in the sort of praise given by hookers to clients who failed to last T20 seconds. As a result when coming up against a REAL woman in Broad they were found severely wanting and were spanked with a heavy bat and then sent to their retirement homes. But the good news for India is that England seem to be trying to hammer their opposition as fast and hard as possible, and so with the inevitability of Raina relying on his better looking mate Dhoni to score for him, England are due to blow out too soon. In-ur-endo! x
england using viagra :hysterical::hysterical:what next england lost there form like erectile dysfunction:hysterical::hysterical:
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england using viagra :hysterical::hysterical:what next england lost there form like erectile dysfunction:hysterical::hysterical:
Dude are you so stupid that you missed the joke? :((:((
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Dude are you so stupid that you missed the joke? :((:((
i did'nt missed the joke i was just trying to be funny and gunner bro chill yaar let us support our team in this low down they must be really hurt so no problem and of course seek happiness in sad moments
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england using viagra :hysterical::hysterical:what next england lost there form like erectile dysfunction:hysterical::hysterical:
can't believe i left out erectile dysfunction, blatant missed opportunity

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