Prakat Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 FTR: I have my answers but I'm keeping them to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 FTR: I have my answers but I'm keeping them to myself. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Here are Manny's answers: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Questions for the qualifier round 1) Who has been India's best PM since independence? Indirra Gandhi, badi mast thi 2) Which cricketer's facial features resemble that of a horse? i don't know about horse...but i know the ones which look like a horse's ass. Any paki cricketer, more specifically sohail tangvir...shakal hi aisi hai. 3) Most boring IPL side. Banarasi Behudas (will be incorporated in 2014) 4) Best Pakistani poster on ICF pakis dont exist on ICF. 5) Coolest smiley on ICF B->B->B->B-> 6) Best batsman of the last 5 years. hakim amla 7) Name a famous Swedish person. Amitabh bachchan 8) Name an Indian English language author. shahrukh khan 9) Name a movie starring Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan. Dr Butts 3: The **** Asylum 10) Zaheer, Irfan, Nehra, Sreesanth - pick the odd one out. (you may give reasons too). nehra. has better teeth than the rest. proof: http://thinkloud65.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ashishnehra11.jpg 11) Best male playback singer (Bollywood) since the 90s. hakim amla 12) Which country has the worst cuisine? india. most of it is fried, diarrhea resembling food that puts on empty calories and is therefore responsible for the abysmal shape that most indians are in...it also creates disgusting GAS and body odor, two things which indians are infamously known for all across the world. 13) Which Indian cricketer would you not mind lending to the opposition? right now? all of them. poore garage ko mein sale pe laga doonga, will take cents on every dollar, interest free 14) Which foreign cricketer you wish was in the Indian team? there are a few: Stuart MacGill Ž· Glenn McGrath Ž· John McIlwraith Ž· Peter McIntyre Ž· Ken Mackay Ž· Clinton McKay Ž· Garth McKenzie Ž· Tom McKibbin Ž· John McLaren Ž· John Maclean Ž· Charlie McLeod Ž· Bob McLeod Ž· Patrick McShane Ž· Len Maddocks Ž· John Maguire Ž· Arthur Mailey Ž· Ashley Mallett Ž· Mick Malone Ž· Tony Mann Ž· Graham Manou Ž· Alfred Marr Ž· Geoff Marsh Ž· Rod Marsh Ž· Shaun Marsh Ž· Johnny Martin Ž· Damien Martyn Ž· Hugh Massie Ž· Bob Massie Ž· Christopher Matthews Ž· Greg Matthews Ž· Jimmy Matthews Ž· Tim May Ž· Edgar Mayne Ž· Laurie Mayne Ž· Ian Meckiff Ž· Ken Meuleman Ž· Billy Midwinter Ž· Colin Miller Ž· Keith Miller Ž· Roy Minnett Ž· Frank Misson Ž· Tom Moody Ž· Jack Moroney Ž· Arthur Morris Ž· Samuel Morris Ž· Harry Moses Ž· Jeff Moss Ž· William Moule Ž· Scott Muller Ž· Billy Murdoch Ž· Henry Musgrove Ž· Lisle Nagel Ž· Laurie Nash Ž· Matthew Nicholson Ž· Jack Nitschke Ž· Monty Noble Ž· Geff Noblet Ž· Otto Nothling Ž· Marcus North Ž· Leo O'Brien Ž· Jack O'Connor Ž· Simon O'Donnell Ž· David Ogilvie Ž· Kerry O'Keeffe Ž· Bert Oldfield Ž· Norm O'Neill Ž· Bill O'Reilly Ž· Ron Oxenham Ž· Tim Paine Ž· George Palmer Ž· Roy Park Ž· Len Pascoe Ž· Nip Pellew Ž· Wayne B. Phillips Ž· Wayne N. Phillips Ž· Peter Philpott Ž· Bill Ponsford Ž· Ricky Ponting Ž· Roland Pope Ž· Rob Quiney Ž· Carl Rackemann Ž· Vernon Ransford Ž· Ian Redpath Ž· John Reedman Ž· Bruce Reid Ž· Paul Reiffel Ž· David Renneberg Ž· Arthur Richardson Ž· Vic Richardson Ž· Keith Rigg Ž· Doug Ring Ž· Greg Ritchie Ž· Steve Rixon Ž· Gavin Robertson Ž· William Robertson Ž· Richie Robinson Ž· Ray Robinson Ž· Chris Rogers Ž· Gordon Rorke. 15) Name a fruit without seeds. donuts. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwt2RP45sLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwt2RP45sLE[/ame] ____________________________________________________________ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debutant Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 :cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Sooda, Pravin and urbestfreind send your answers ASAP :whack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Hahaha! Manny delivers as ever! Sending my answers in in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Manny :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Donuts :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Outsider Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Manny :adore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 LOL Manny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Answers please ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swing_n_Speed Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 MANYYYYYYYYYY :hysterical::hysterical: U da MAN! he started slow but then 12,13,14 and 15....had me in splits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 Sorry guys, I hadn't the time to compile the answers for the final round. Will do that ASAP. In the meanwhile, here are Saurav01's replies to the first set of questions. Found them quite witty. That is probably why he didn't qualify for the next round :P -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) Lal Bahadur Shastri (short term, but showed 'dum'. Rest were either corrupt or cartoons) 2) Ah Ishant. That's why he is also called 'lambi race ka ghoda', and they keep playing no matter how much he fails. 3) Deccan Chargers. They have no supporters, have a Sri Lankan as captain, lose all matches, and only had one hottie owner as a saving grace. Now we have Kalanidhi Maran instead of the hottie. :hehe: Didn't even have an ICF mascot. :hysterical: 4) Panther. Trolls 24/7, makes absurd statements, is in love with Afridi and basically conforms to the Pakistani stereotype we love to make fun of. 5) :hitler: followed by :mad: The dumbest, blandest, even the most yawn-inducing poster @ ICF looks 'cute' when they use the :hitler: smiley. Has Sarkar ever used it? :hmmm: 6) Ravinder Jadeja. No one has scored 3 triple centuries in FC cricket in the last 5 years. Light-years ahead of anyone else. Hashim Amla and Alistair Bawarchi may come close. Look at their names - Amla and Bawarchi :hehe: 7) Ingmar Bergman, the filmmaker. 8) Amitava Ghosh. 9) Main Khiladi tu Anari. This poal is suddenly getting serious now. :hitler: 10) Sreesanth obviously. One, he is not a left-arm bowler, Two, the others are close to human, whereas Sree is close to a primate. 11) Himesh, obviously. He's an allrounder singer. Can sing, score, act, look ridiculous and end up making pots of money. Can sing with his mouth, nose, baseball cap and body overall. 12) Vatican City. I've heard priests don't make good cooks. 13) Tie between Sreesanth and Jadeja. Sreesanth wins. Jadeja maybe able to fluke something with his fielding, but Sreesanth would not be able to fluke anything. At best, he might join the cheerleaders and start dancing but that's no harm. 14) Mike Hussey. He's retired and I'm all :(( Probably my most favourite non-Indian cricketer in a long, long time. 15) Bananas. Please don't say bananas aren't fruit. From 2011, bananas have been included in the category of fruits officially by the Indian government. Used to be regarded as a vegetable before this. :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Nowhere near manny. It may have been meant for your eyes only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 ^Agreed. Wannabe kind of post from Saurav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Final Round- Toe the line The following people posted their entires- L'etranger, Sid, gaurav92,Clarke, Laloo, velu, lord, anonymous, yoda, DeepakDeo, aaku, derkin, pravinkataria. velu and anonymous are not a part of the final round as they failed to qualify. However, their responses have been included in picking the most common answer/ Q1. Which member of parliament has the best looking spouse? Shashi Tharoor and Sachin Tendulkar are tied on 4 votes each. ( half point to those who answered either) Laloo prasad yadav- 2 votes. Jaya Bachchan- surprisingly, only one vote :(( Q2. Name a river that flows from south to the north. Nile- 8 votes Chambal- 3 votes Ganga, Cauvery- 1 vote each Q3. Name a king of France? Napoleon - 7 votes ( funny thing is that he wasn't really a king :D ) Louis XVI- 4 votes Q4. Name a metal band. Metallica- 11 Q5. Name a comic book villain. Joker- 11 votes Kroor Singh- 1 vote Lex Luther- 1 vote Q6. Which non metro Indian city would you stay in/ relocate to? Chandigarh- 5 votes Pune- 4 votes Q7. Funniest bollywood movie Andaaz Apna Apna- 7 votes Jaane bhi do yaaron- 2 Golmaal, sholay, hera pheri and munna bhai mbbs all got 1 vote Q8. Worst thread on ICF Rohit Sharma is class- 5 votes. ( haven't seen this one yet :D) Sachin vs Bradman - 2 votes Q9. Name a South American head of state? Chavez- 8 votes Castro, Guevara, Juan Manuel and Cristina all got 1 vote each Q10. Name a fat Indian actor, who has undeservedly become a superstar. (not necessarily Bollywood) No points awarded here. A 4 way tie between Salman Khan, Ram Kapoor, Chiranjeevi and Govinda, all of whom secured 2 votes each. Q11. Name a famous Japanese person Suzuki- 4 ( who is Suzuki?? ) Kurusawa- 2 no mentions for Haruki Murakami :mad: Q12. Worst cricket commentator Lakshman Shivramakrishnan- 9 votes Arun Lal- 3 votes What one word comes to your mind when you hear of: Q13. Sehwag motu- 3 brainless-2 Q14. Mamta Banerjee didi-4 chudel/shrewd/mental - alll have 1 votes each Q15. Yo yo Honey Singh rapper/ rap(e)ist -4 vulgar-2 banned-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Final Standings: L'etranger - 11.5 :hatsoff:, a career in public service beckons Sid- 9.5 DeepakDeo- 8.5 velu,lord- 8 pravinkataria,aaku, Clarke- 7.5 derkin- 6 gaurav92- 5.5 Laloo-5 yoda-4.5 anonymous-1 The prize money has been disbursed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 no mentions for Haruki Murakami Pity. Link: http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showpost.php?p=2231077&postcount=9221 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Final Standings: L'etranger - 11.5 :hatsoff:, a career in public service beckons Sid- 9.5 DeepakDeo- 8.5 velu,lord- 8 pravinkataria,aaku, Clarke- 7.5 derkin- 6 gaurav92- 5.5 Laloo-5 yoda-4.5 anonymous-1 The prize money has been disbursed. my score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old guy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 my score? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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