Texy Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Sholay remake with ICFers: Cast & Characters: Rahulrulez ... Veeru (dole shole, only 1 in Ramgarh who dared to tell Basanti: "ein kutto ke saamne mattt khaa na) Bossbhai ... Thakur (has vowed to kill Gabbar n build a tendlya temple on top of him) Aaku ... Basanti (has single-handedly caused food shortage in Ramgarh but blames it on her "horse") Vijay Sharma ... Jai (ex con, has in depth knowledge of Ramgarh's history...claims Gabbar to be a reincarnation of Ravana...challenged Gabbar to an abstract math duel) Punjabi Khota ... Smiley Singh (Ramgarh's prankster..sab ki le ta hai) Mariyam aunty ... Radha (sab ne zabardasti shaadi karwayi...lekin dil uski SRK ke upar thi) Outy ... Gabbar (has vowed2cut off Thakur's arms if tendlya's temple gets built in Ramgarh) Lurker ... Imaam Saheb (originally from Bihar eventually gets shot for reminiscing too much) Beetle ... Mausie (shapat li thi ke kabhi shaadi nehi karegi jab RD met Vijayata) Panther ... Sambha who has just discovered his hair is greying Sunnyji2k ... Boltu the local bong who's infatuated w/ the gypsy dancer Rett ... Billah the local adult film photographer Stuge/Sadhoni ... Kaalia the local rapist G92 ... Prisoner #1 with half mustouche grown, struggling to grow the other half Sabby ... Prisoner # 2 (helps Prisoner #1 grow moustache/disciple) Ganesh ... Angrez zamane ka badaam khata hua Jailor Marilize/Riley's Girl ... Gypsy dancer (phorener visiting Ram garh in search of romantic vampires) Asterix/Ramu kaka ... Horny Soorma Bhopali (Guest Appearance) Bdfan ... Banjo player/eve teaser (Guest Appearance) Crew Sir John .... Spot boy / after shooting chai provider / belovedone tea stall owner Sarkar .... Fight scene dialogue writer Ram .... 5000 pgs front n back Script writer Rajiv ... High roller Producer
punjabi_khota Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Lurker ... Imaam Saheb (originally from Bihar eventually gets shot for reminiscing too much) :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: ****ing spot-on Hahaha, am I losing my mind or has Texy gotten funnier ? :dontknow:
Number Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 lol , its hilarious. OutSider vs BossBhai, Rett adult film photographer, Sabby and G92, Marilize, Sir John, Sarkar .. :hysterical:
rkt.india Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Must add some new characters as well. Texy: The daaktar who has gandi nazar on every chick of Ramgarh including Basanti and Radha. Every girl who comes to his clinic he sings the song daaktar ki dukaaan me aati ja, jahan tujhko ye chhota ustaad mile.
Trichromatic Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Must add some new characters as well. Texy: The daaktar who has gandi nazar on every chick of Ramgarh including Basanti and Radha. Every girl who comes to his clinic he sings the song daaktar ki dukaaan me aati ja, jahan tujhko ye chhota ustaad mile. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 I have a ****ing supporting role wtf ...for crying out loud check my freaking USERNAME ... :wall:
Sidhoni Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Im the local rapist.. :dontknow: Soorma Bhopali hi bana deta.. :((
DomainK Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Im the local rapist.. :dontknow: Soorma Bhopali hi bana deta.. :(( You can be the guy who asks "Ye suside kya hota hai?" :two_thumbs_up:
Yoda-esque Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Texy : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hatsoff: But Ramu Kaka and Bhoopali are different characters ..Let Ramu Kaka be Ramu Kaka. Also, its better to have g92 as Sachin...the bhola bhala guy who gets shot :(( Must add some new characters as well. Texy: The daaktar who has gandi nazar on every chick of Ramgarh including Basanti and Radha. Every girl who comes to his clinic he sings the song daaktar ki dukaaan me aati ja, jahan tujhko ye chhota ustaad mile. :hysterical::hysterical:
Sidhoni Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Ok so I am making an ICF version Sholay's script. Coming soon ! :hitler:
Yoda-esque Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Whos my dhanno :ridinghorse: Ghodi kaa tou pataa nahi,par yahaan par kaii gadhe hain..Chelaga?
Yoda-esque Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 No role for me. :(( Chal,Tu Hariram Naii ban jaaa... Vaise, Dhauliya ka role bhi open hai..his confused laughter about whether hes going to get shot or not still gets me tiill date
gaurav92 Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 I wish I had the time to complete the story. :sniffle: @Texy :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Superbly done babumoshai :nice:
Texy Posted June 26, 2012 Author Posted June 26, 2012 Must add some new characters as well. Texy: The daaktar who has gandi nazar on every chick of Ramgarh including Basanti and Radha. Every girl who comes to his clinic he sings the song daaktar ki dukaaan me aati ja, jahan tujhko ye chhota ustaad mile. :haha::haha::haha::haha:
mastana Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Sholay remake with ICFers: Cast & Characters: Rahulrulez ... Veeru (dole shole, only 1 in Ramgarh who dared to tell Basanti: "ein kutto ke saamne mattt khaa na) Bossbhai ... Thakur (has vowed to kill Gabbar n build a tendlya temple on top of him) Aaku ... Basanti (has single-handedly caused food shortage in Ramgarh but blames it on her "horse") Vijay Sharma ... Jai (ex con, has in depth knowledge of Ramgarh's history...claims Gabbar to be a reincarnation of Ravana...challenged Gabbar to an abstract math duel) Punjabi Khota ... Smiley Singh (Ramgarh's prankster..sab ki le ta hai) Mariyam aunty ... Radha (sab ne zabardasti shaadi karwayi...lekin dil uski SRK ke upar thi) Outy ... Gabbar (has vowed2cut off Thakur's arms if tendlya's temple gets built in Ramgarh) Lurker ... Imaam Saheb (originally from Bihar eventually gets shot for reminiscing too much) Beetle ... Mausie (shapat li thi ke kabhi shaadi nehi karegi jab RD met Vijayata) Panther ... Sambha who has just discovered his hair is greying Sunnyji2k ... Boltu the local bong who's infatuated w/ the gypsy dancer Rett ... Billah the local adult film photographer Stuge/Sadhoni ... Kaalia the local rapist G92 ... Prisoner #1 with half mustouche grown, struggling to grow the other half Sabby ... Prisoner # 2 (helps Prisoner #1 grow moustache/disciple) Ganesh ... Angrez zamane ka badaam khata hua Jailor Marilize/Riley's Girl ... Gypsy dancer (phorener visiting Ram garh in search of romantic vampires) Asterix/Ramu kaka ... Horny Soorma Bhopali (Guest Appearance) Bdfan ... Banjo player/eve teaser (Guest Appearance) Crew Sir John .... Spot boy / after shooting chai provider / belovedone tea stall owner Sarkar .... Fight scene dialogue writer Ram .... 5000 pgs front n back Script writer Rajiv ... High roller Producer Chaa gaya Texy :two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up: Sunnyji2k : Ramgarh ko woh kisaan hai jo SRK ke paida hone ka intzaar kar raha hai
vayuu1 Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 Yoonki hum ne yoonhi keh liya..arre meri to aadat hai bak bak karne ki Saala notanki ghadi ghadi drama kart a hai .
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