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Headlines in tomorrow's papers: -Dhoni out of Asia Cup due to scrotum injury -Srinivasan steps down as presidential candidate due to side strain -Jadeja strains his side out of grief -Kohli named Vice President of Lungi Cements

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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
Your Hindi sounded exactly like Masala Dosa :haha:
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In a perfect world we should have different players for different conditions but the problem os raina might have done well here and then sneaked into the 11 in some challenging conditions and hurt is there. Time to move on....he had his chances

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Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :dance: :rcb:

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Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :dance: :rcb:
This place is resembling the padosi forum off late. :giggle:
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He probably had a niggle, may be not much of an injury and also perhaps thought he needed some time off after continuous cricket. With major tournaments like Worldt20 coming up, he thought this is the best time to spend some time home or without cricket.

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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
Lol, considering it's your not your first language, it's a brilliant attempt at humor :two_thumbs_up:
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Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :dance: :rcb:
Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury, which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed.
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Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury' date=' which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed.[/quote'] Had he told about this injury during the test, you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures.
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Had he told about this injury during the test' date=' you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures.[/quote'] Arrey bhai tumaku laguchi dhoni cares about us?.
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Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!!
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