Lord Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 yes yes and mtc has not tried to increase his size and lord has not tried to hit on me form day 1 :finger: That's true.You were my 2nd choice
Magneto Posted February 3, 2015 Author Posted February 3, 2015 That's true.You were my 2nd choice :cantstop:
jalebi_bhai Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 I'm roasting Sabby Umm, where to begin. Whenever I read his posts, I feel like a complan-sipping kid is sitting in front me, trying hard to make sense. The fact that he snorts crushed tic-tacs as cocaine and is the only Monty Panesar fan in the world should tell you everything about his personality (or lack of). He is obsessed with AVKC and has tried a coup d'état of the club on numerous occasions, only to be greeted with soaring chappals from the esteemed AVKC loyalists like Magneto and myself. However, he is currently a reformed AVKC member, having done his club wapsi. The tales of his virginity are well known on ICF, and he has more or less come to terms with the fact that SLICKER is his true soul-mate. (Propose to him already) If I was to choose one item that would adequately define sabby, it would have to be a pacifier :mama: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Real talk: One of the first friends I made on this website. A very pleasant poster, though he has a weird obsession with Mohit Sharma. I've always enjoyed our conversations and hope to have many more in the future. :two_thumbs_up:
Detonator Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Ok, am starting with G_B. Here goes What can I say about G_B. I knew him from another forum before here. I still remember the first post of his I read. I called my wife and showed her. "Isn't it hilarious, some kid has got on his dad's laptop and is typing gibberish". She was serious though. "No, you shouldn't laugh at someone retarded, at least he is trying" Unlike others like Velu, who still show some signs of life behind their glazed eyes albeit when boozed, G_B's posts were the blackholes of the internet, where ideas crawled to die and rot.You were often in two minds, whether to reach through the laptop and strangle him, or just cringe and move on. With time, G_B moved on from the smaller forum to ICF. Like the village idiot out of his depths, in a big city but still craving the attention, he blundered his way into threads, often ignoring the premise and mistaking embarrassed amusement of others for admiration. What can one say about G_B which has not been said before. "Why bother?" would be the first phrase which comes to mind. "Do I really have to?" would be the next. The best thing I can say about him would be his obliviousness to everything and levels of self delusion. His comments add volume to the site, and serves as much purpose as a splatter of cow dung in a glass of milk.Some posters are witty. Some are trolls. Some are knowledgeable. Some are obsessed. G_B was just droll. He was that weird guy in the group with the snot running down his nose, whom everyone would try to ignore, but would be reminded of occasionally by his loud sniffing. Recently G_B was appointed as a mod. The admins wanted to be charitable I guess but imagine the feelings of the other mods. You are mod of a forum where G_B is? Yeah, now your are an outcast. Hopefully my family will not get to know before I inherit the millions Here's to G_B, may he live a thousand years of willful ignorance and continue to unintentionally entertain us all. Awesome dood !!!
Kalia_Test Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Any volunteers? Why did Kalia delete his post? I dint delete. I remember pressing back button or something and refreshing the page. Maybe something to do with that :dontknow: i am open for roast. :two_thumbs_up:
jalebi_bhai Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 I dint delete. I remember pressing back button or something and refreshing the page. Maybe something to do with that :dontknow: i am open for roast. :two_thumbs_up: Just to make it clear, we are not taking about chicken ghee roast.
Kalia_Test Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Just to make it clear' date=' we are not taking about chicken ghee roast.[/quote'] You mean Potato roast? I am veggie :nervous:
BlueBee Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Who changed the name :hitler: It's an embarrassment to have a thread named on such Gays :headshake:
India-KXIP fan Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Start with me first' date=' m, me[/quote'] Whatever you post is almost always opposite of way I see it :wall: So basically your the opposite of a high IQ quality poster :proud:
G_B_ Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Ok, am starting with G_B. Here goes What can I say about G_B. I knew him from another forum before here. I still remember the first post of his I read. I called my wife and showed her. "Isn't it hilarious, some kid has got on his dad's laptop and is typing gibberish". She was serious though. "No, you shouldn't laugh at someone retarded, at least he is trying" Unlike others like Velu, who still show some signs of life behind their glazed eyes albeit when boozed, G_B's posts were the blackholes of the internet, where ideas crawled to die and rot.You were often in two minds, whether to reach through the laptop and strangle him, or just cringe and move on. With time, G_B moved on from the smaller forum to ICF. Like the village idiot out of his depths, in a big city but still craving the attention, he blundered his way into threads, often ignoring the premise and mistaking embarrassed amusement of others for admiration. What can one say about G_B which has not been said before. "Why bother?" would be the first phrase which comes to mind. "Do I really have to?" would be the next. The best thing I can say about him would be his obliviousness to everything and levels of self delusion. His comments add volume to the site, and serves as much purpose as a splatter of cow dung in a glass of milk.Some posters are witty. Some are trolls. Some are knowledgeable. Some are obsessed. G_B was just droll. He was that weird guy in the group with the snot running down his nose, whom everyone would try to ignore, but would be reminded of occasionally by his loud sniffing. Recently G_B was appointed as a mod. The admins wanted to be charitable I guess but imagine the feelings of the other mods. You are mod of a forum where G_B is? Yeah, now your are an outcast. Hopefully my family will not get to know before I inherit the millions Here's to G_B, may he live a thousand years of willful ignorance and continue to unintentionally entertain us all. :hysterical: :two_thumbs_up:
Crookbond Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 #YoSabbySoVirgin that he uses olive oil instead of extra virgin olive oil.
asterix Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 #YoSabbySoVirgin that he uses olive oil instead of extra virgin olive oil. :hysterical:
SLICKR392 Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 I have SLICKR and he's best of the lot :woot: I don't go out with fans of fat cricketers who lose you WT20 finals. :finger:
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