The Nasir Jamshed Tweets Thread

[Texy]

:hysterical: homersexiness

[Gollum]

Fielding coach angry. He say time for catching practice. Lala & Umar say "We just finish batting. These boys get enough catching practice" 0 replies 44 retweets 54 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 10h 10 hours ago We watching #NZvENG game. "And I thought our batting ****" Lala say laughing. "It is" Misbah reply. "I know" Lala say laughing less. 0 replies 103 retweets 75 favorites

[adi B]

i dont get this is it because YK will be dropped or because afridi wont last long enough on the field to need a drink :haha:

this one:haha:

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[sweetaskandy]

Funny stuff. Am watching the P v WI, havent seen twitter legend yet. :cantstop:

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[FischerTal]

Pathan hand massage :hysterical::hysterical:

[Texy]

:hysterical: :hysterical: Pathan hand massage :hysterical: :hysterical:

[sandeep]

This guy is pretty funny.

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` Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 1h 1 hour ago I ask physio if finger broken. He say "Hopefully". I say "What!?". He say "Sorry I mean not fully". #PAKvWI 0 replies 146 retweets 111 favorites

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Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2m 2 minutes ago Kanjar physio tell me magic spray finished when I come off field! #PAKvWI 0 replies 21 retweets 16 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 6m 6 minutes ago This finger injury pissing me off now. This same finger I use for little scratch on bum. #PAKvWI 0 replies 33 retweets 30 favorites

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When Lala drop catch fangirl shouting "Hai mein margee". When I drop people shout "Eh mar kiyoon ni gaiya". I hate double standard #PAKvWI 0 replies 12 retweets 6 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 30m 30 minutes ago Younis have to open now. I take painkiller & going sleep now. Wake me up when we 6 down or in 15th over. Whichever happen first. #PAKvWI 0 replies 74 retweets 48 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 34m 34 minutes ago Ball following Lala like crazy psycho ***** fangirl. #PAKvWI 0 replies 75 retweets 46 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 36m 36 minutes ago Waqar tell Adil to get me ice. "I like mango flavour" I tell Adil. "Not ice-cream. Just ice for finger you fat bastard" Waqar say #PAKvWI 0 replies 59 retweets 44 favorites

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Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 12m 12 minutes ago People call me lazy. But when I injured I walk off. Bravo get injured & he get ride on buggy. #JusticeForBigNas #PAKvWI 0 replies 36 retweets 23 favorites

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Lala need seven more wicket for 400 ODI wicket. He maybe gonna have to cancel retirement until after 2019 WC the way he bowling #PAKvWI 0 replies 13 retweets 8 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 9m 9 minutes ago Many hater *****es. When I win this game with 9 finger I gonna put one finger up to all you kanjar. #PAKvWI 0 replies 8 retweets 4 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 11m 11 minutes ago Misbah, Younis & Waqar try to drop Yasir. But I get him back in. Not just my waistband that big. Heart & other body part also. #PAKvWI 0 replies 10 retweets 6 favorites Guy is a legend

[Texy]

:hysterical: kanjar physio

[Laaloo]

When Lala drop catch fangirl shouting "Hai mein margee". When I drop people shout "Eh mar kiyoon ni gaiya". I hate double standard #PAKvWI 0 replies 12 retweets 6 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 30m 30 minutes ago Younis have to open now. I take painkiller & going sleep now. Wake me up when we 6 down or in 15th over. Whichever happen first. #PAKvWI 0 replies 74 retweets 48 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 34m 34 minutes ago lol lol

[Cricket_Hacker]

@NasirJamshed_ 4-4 yess! Equaliser! #PAKvWI

[Texy]

:cantstop:

[Gollum]

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