I learnt more than half of my batting from Dhoni !!! - Pandey

[speedheat]

6 minutes ago, Mariyam said:

Repped you for the use of the word preceptor.

Thanq mam  but can I ask you why if you don't mind??

[adi B]

3 minutes ago, speedheat said:

Thanq mam  but can I ask you why if you don't mind??

You don't want to try that 

[speedheat]

1 minute ago, adi B said:

You don't want to try that 

Got it lol

[jalebi_bhai]

23 minutes ago, speedheat said:

Disciple making his preceptor proud today lol 

Yep, offered guru dakshina today with his tuktuk-athon  

[jalebi_bhai]

56 minutes ago, velu said:

good enough for ODIs ..

not made for T20s .. he dont have power like dhoni 

Considering who he learnt half of his batting from, is this a surprise? 

[Khota]

Who taught him the other half? Moron. If anyone is learning how to bat from Dhoni then that is a good reason to drop Dhoni. He has nothing to teach.

Edited February 18, 2018 by Khota

[velu]

22 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

Considering who he learnt half of his batting from, is this a surprise? 

 

do you want us to use the "T" word here ?

 

 

 

 

[velu]

2 minutes ago, Khota said:

Who taught him the other half? Moron. If anyone is learning how to bat from Dhoni then that is a good reason to drop Dhoni. He has nothing to teach.

he learnt it like eklavya

 

[Khota]

1 minute ago, velu said:

 

do you want us to use the "T" word here ?

 

 

 

 

Can you explain that. As you are well aware I have been called the dumbest poster on this site so I need more help then others.

[speedheat]

7 minutes ago, Khota said:

Can you explain that. As you are well aware I have been called the dumbest poster on this site so I need more help then others.

No you are not dumb, you are very good poster man except when you defend karthik, I guess the guy/software who called you dumb  should be dhoni BOT

[NameGoesHere]

Any and all mods who are reading this (I would open a thread on this but am too damn lazy):

 

Given that our ODI/ 20:20 middle order is messed up and we are likely to see one uninspiring performance after another from our #s  4-7,  ICF should institute our proprietary appropriate awards for Indian players and nominate suitable candidates every game.  

 

ICF+ Haldiram's Halwa Award For Batting ("Because You Were Too Busy Scarfing Down Our Halwa To Up the Run Rate").

 

ICF+ Manikchand Gutka Chewers' Citation For Fielding ("Jackass, Were You High On Our Gutka When You Missed That Catch/ Fielding"?).

 

ICF+ KamaSutra Accolade For Bowling ("You Bowled So Badly, Your Parents Should Have Used One Of Our Fine Products")

 

ICF + Ibuprofen (Side Effect - Flatulence) Distinction For Slow Running Between The Wickets ("Perhaps Eating Ibuprofen Will Give You The Gas To Propel You Faster")

[velu]

18 minutes ago, Khota said:

Can you explain that. As you are well aware I have been called the dumbest poster on this site so I need more help then others.

dude .. these are all inside jokes

you have to be in ICF WA group to get all these 

[velu]

9 minutes ago, speedheat said:

No you are not dumb, you are very good poster man except when you defend karthik, I guess the guy/software who called you dumb  should be dhoni BOT

defending karthik  

[Khota]

1 minute ago, speedheat said:

No you are not dumb, you are very good poster man except when you defend karthik, I guess the guy/software who called you dumb  should be dhoni BOT

I firmly believe Karthick now if given an opportunity will do well.

[Khota]

2 minutes ago, velu said:

dude .. these are all inside jokes

you have to be in ICF WA group to get all these 

Wont do Whatsapp.

[speedheat]

1 minute ago, Khota said:

I firmly believe Karthick now if given an opportunity will do well.

 

[jalebi_bhai]

38 minutes ago, Khota said:

Can you explain that. As you are well aware I have been called the dumbest poster on this site so I need more help then others.

The inside joke is that whenever velu gets trolled hard in his own troll thread, he starts/threatens to start spamming the thread using one word in order to save face. He then asks/makes his pet poodle to follow his lead, who obediently follows his master. Pathetic and hilarious at the same time 

[velu]

37 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

The inside joke is that whenever velu gets trolled hard in his own troll thread, he starts/threatens to start spamming the thread using one word in order to save face. He then asks/makes his pet poodle to follow his lead, who obediently follows his master. Pathetic and hilarious at the same time 

we saw this  in that thread

 

ps:-

you came to troll by asking some stats about dhoni , but end up asking where you got triggered infinite number of times  

 

Edited February 18, 2018 by velu

[kira]

42 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

The inside joke is that whenever velu gets trolled hard in his own troll thread, he starts/threatens to start spamming the thread using one word in order to save face. He then asks/makes his pet poodle to follow his lead, who obediently follows his master. Pathetic and hilarious at the same time 

[jalebi_bhai]

@Khota there you go  

 

velu will summon his spam bots now  . He's making it a habit these days of getting trolled in his own threads. My job here is done.