goose Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 i'll start.... ME - so, fancy heading back to mine for pizza and sex ? HER - no thanks. ME - you don't like pizza ?
Guest Hiten. Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 I'll continue... Me: Why the *** did you open this thread in Cricket forum :hmmmm: :haha:
goose Posted August 16, 2009 Author Posted August 16, 2009 good point. perhaps we can rename it funny cricket chat up lines. ME - you have lovely teeth KAMRAN AKMAL - thanks you. ME - are they real? KAMRAN AKMAL - thanks to god. ME - can i touch them ?
DomainK Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 good point. perhaps we can rename it funny cricket chat up lines. ME - you have lovely teeth KAMRAN AKMAL - thanks you. ME - are they real? KAMRAN AKMAL - thanks to god. ME - can i touch them ? And why would you want to touch Kamran Akmal's teeth?
Guest Gunner Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Me - I love that plunging neck line of yours, the cross nestled right there in your bossom is so erotic. HER- Ewww, get away from me pervert. Me - Are you protestant?
nikred Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Me - Hi She - OMG! My place, my place! I don't get it. :blink:
fineleg Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 I don't get it. :blink: You mean you dont get the instant OMG My place response? :D
flamy Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 I don't get it. :blink: and you never will :finger:
Sachinism Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 and you never will :finger: :hysterical::hysterical:
nikred Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 hmmm......so is she so desperate to meet any guy that she wants to see him when all he said is a hi? I hope I got it right. :((
zubinpepsi Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 ^^ omg nikki.. jus do us a favor... keeep ssshhhhhhhhhhh.. dont post anything in this thread..pls..
nikred Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 ^^ omg nikki.. jus do us a favor... keeep ssshhhhhhhhhhh.. dont post anything in this thread..pls.. instead why don't you just explain the joke. :mad: hate you puckers. Trying to group phuck me. :((
coffee_rules Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 instead why don't you just explain the joke. :mad: hate you puckers. Trying to group phuck me. :(( Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place.
Gambit Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Kohum Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place. :hysterical: :hysterical:
flamy Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Texy Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: quote of the week
ludhianvi Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Let me try.. Gambit thinks he is SRK. The girl was a immigration official who held him for 66 minutes in her place. Superb!! Here's from a very long time back : Some girl: Do you have the time? Me: 3:30pm
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