To boldly go where no one has gone before - First man to lose his virginity on an internet phorum.....[NSFW]

[Yoda-esque]

She is impatient. I don't want to do it before I get married. Kissing and other stuff is fine but all the way before marriage..............:nervous:

Spoken like a true 80s heroine

[b555]

[Desi Cartman]

ek ghanta ho gaya' date=' kya news hai?[/quote'] BTW Im sure he wont last one hour anyway ... sala banda hai yaan Tarzan :giggle:

[Desi Cartman]

Spoken like a true 80s heroine

abe 80s ke heroine sirf batain he aisey karti thi .. kaam kurne mein nahi chukti thi fir kehti thi "Ma woh shehri Babu aya tha .. us se mainey jungle ke mandir mein shaadi kur li thee maaaa " Example HenA-OUyo0s

[pinkfreud]

BTW Im sure he wont last one hour anyway ... sala banda hai yaan Tarzan :giggle:

:hysterical::hysterical:

[tapish]

Hey how to quote two posts? Some funny replies on this thread :haha:

[Trichromatic]

Hey how to quote two posts?

Select posts by clicking / button and then quote last post which you want to add to your post.

[tapish]

^Ok Thnx :two_thumbs_up:

[EnterTheVoid]

:WTF: This is the easiest problem you will ever face. Do it and get another girl to join in :alienbooty:

[ravishingravi]

It is imperative that you get laid by at least 5 different women before marraige. Just as in a job ' date=' experience matters...make sure to shave; both of you:--D[/quote'] :hysterical:

[Temujin Khaghan]

tell her that once you start you wont stop... one way will be that she will get frightened but will not leave you since you positioned yourself as a stud the other way things will unfold is that you will die to dehydration.

[asterix]

If you are still in a dilemma, contact Gaurav92 and ask him about the story of a witch and Corn cobs.. You might as well take some of your friends for the 'buttered corn cobs' feast..

[IKnowU]

I wish.......:((

[akshayxyz]

BTW Im sure he wont last one hour anyway ... sala banda hai yaan Tarzan :giggle:

THat is a given...even tarzan wouldnt last that long in his first time. esp when the girl is 'pressuring' :)) Reminds me of this scene from "She's out of my league" - first time in girl's house, kissing on couch, and within 10-20 seconds of kissing the guy jizzed in pants and her parents arrive.. the guy crosses his legs to hide the wet stains and wouldnt stand up to even shake hands with girl's father. Who, being a traditional guy, sort of takes offence.. and above all - the dog starts licking his pants :hysterical:.

[Sidhoni]

Just do it dude!!

[littlemaster1982]

Add NSFW pls :((

[Number]

are bal barhmachari.... go ahead :haha:

[WC2011INDIA]

Thanks all for your support. :icflove: I did it. :yay::aha: It lasted only for an hour and 14 minutes and 52 seconds. :(( Now, I wanna do it again.....am i addicted? :nervous:

[Desi Cartman]

Thanks all for your support. :icflove: I did it. It lasted only for an hour and 14 minutes and 52 seconds. I was enjoying, but she got tired and slept...oh well.

ya right

[pinkfreud]

:rofl: