Detonator Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 Gizoogle is a search engine that translates web pages into Gangsta Lingo. Obviously, some results are hilarious :hysterical: :hysterical: Few lines from Sachin's wikipedia page in that lingo for e.g At 36 mutha****in years n' 306 days, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became tha straight-up original gangsta eva playa ta score a thugged-out double-century up in tha history of ODIs. Two mutha****in years later his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became tha straight-up original gangsta playa ta score 100 internationistic centuries fo' realz. Also, goto ICF from there :giggle:
Detonator Posted June 13, 2013 Author Posted June 13, 2013 Sir Jadeja Facts 1.Sir Ravindra Jadeja is playin fo' CSK. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So, CSK should be declared tha IPL VI balla up in advance: Lalit Modi 2.Jadeja is so quick, dat once tha pimpin' mutha****a took a funky-ass bat-n-pad catch while fieldin all up in tha long on boundary: Gabbar Singh 3.Batsmen whoz ass hit sixes on Sir Jadeja’s bowling, go tha **** into his hotel room up in night, cry n' then ask fo' Poison: Unmukt Chand 4.Batsmen is not given up when Umpires raise finger, Batsmen is up when Sir Jadeja raises his wild lil' finger: Semen Taufel 5.Da reason Sir Ravindra Jadeja did not hit a triple century was cuz I personally had freestyled ta his ass ta pardon Australia. :Justice Katju 6.Now every last mutha****in four mutha****in years there is ghon be Jadeja Cup Instead of tha Ghetto Cup n' IPL is ghon be Jadeja Premier League: Michal Clarke 7.One dizzle a lil' small-ass kid was smashin 4s&6s. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Sir Ravindra Jadeja holla'd at his ass 2 play defensive strokes.Today,we know his ass as RahulDravid 8.In 1882, Sir Ravindra Jadeja smoked a Cigar ! And since then Aussies n' Gangsta is fightin fo' its ASHES : MCC 9.Da apple which fell tha **** on Isaac Newton’s head was thrown by Sir Ravindra Jadeja : NASA 10.Facebizzle And Twizzle have introduced a new auto erect feature dat will erect Ravindra Jadeja ta Sir Ravindra Jadeja : IndiaTV 11 fo' realz. Accoring to New ICC Rulez When Sir Jadeja bowls a No ball, it is compulsory fo' a funky-ass batsmen ta git run out: ICC 12.If There be any Player whoz ass can end mah Streak at WrestleMania Then It,s Sir Ravindra Jadega : Da UnderTaker 13.Da reason fo' Gujarat pimpment goes ONLY ta SIR Ravindra Jadeja: Narendra Modi 14.Sir Ravindra Jadeja is ta Indian Cricket what tha **** Tushar Kapoor is ta Bollywoo” ��" Shilpa Shetty 15.Yo ass know why I gots a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different afro, biatch? Because it matched ta his thugged-out n' Dhoni once mistakenly holla'd ta me, “Jaddu, come n' bowl yo' bakery shiznit ��" Sachin Tendulkar 16.When Sir Ravindra Jadeja gives a idea, playas say ‘What a scam Sir J, biatch? : IDEA 17.Form is temporary, I’m permanent. : Shri ShriSir Ravindra Jadeja 18. LORD Rohit sharma n' Sir Ravindra Jadega’s statue is locked n loaded ta git installed on every last mutha****in dogg pound of india : BCCI
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StriKe Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 Used gizoogle on "ICC publishes FAQ for Pakistani fans by Bumper" Click this link http://goo.gl/DcDk7 :hysterical::hysterical:
KeyboardWarrior Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 About Shahid Afridi Dude is known fo' his thugged-out aggressive battin style, n' holdz tha record fo' tha fastest ODI century which he made up in his wild lil' first internationistic innings, as well as scorin 32 runs up in a single over, tha second highest scorin over eva up in a ODI. Dude also holdz tha distinction of havin hit da most thugged-out number of sixes up in tha history of ODI cricket. Afridi considaz his dirty ass a funky-ass mo' betta bowla than batsman, n' has taken 48 Test wickets n' over 300 up in ODIs... :hysterical: Dude retained tha captaincy up in limited-overs form of tha game n' hustled tha crew up in tha 2011 Ghetto Cup. In May 2011, havin hustled Pakistan up in 34 ODIs Afridi was replaced as captain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Later dat month he announced his conditionizzle retirement from internationistic cricket up in protest against his cold-ass treatment by tha Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB); up in October he reversed his ****in lil' decision. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. :hysterical:
Asim Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-champions-trophy-2013/engine/match/578618.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary Misbah in Presentation after match vs SA :--D Misbah: "Dat shiznit was a phat bowlin effort, 234 was getable. Yo ass needed 4.5 a over, we could not knock it round or rotate. Da batsmen was up in form up in tha practice game but I don't give a **** what tha **** happened. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Da pitch was a lil slow yo, but we could have chased dat ****. We need ta forget bout these two game before we hook up India."
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Lord Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-champions-trophy-2013/engine/match/578618.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary Misbah in Presentation after match vs SA :--D Misbah: "Dat shiznit was a phat bowlin effort, 234 was getable. Yo ass needed 4.5 a over, we could not knock it round or rotate. Da batsmen was up in form up in tha practice game but I don't give a **** what tha **** happened. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Da pitch was a lil slow yo, but we could have chased dat ****. We need ta forget bout these two game before we hook up India." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
PriyankaSR Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 Used gizoogle on "ICC publishes FAQ for Pakistani fans by Bumper" Click this link http://goo.gl/DcDk7 :hysterical::hysterical: LOL DM ki post ka conversion best tha :hysterical: DM actual post: Bumper has the right to post what he feels like - may have been insensitive but he still owns that right. What gizoogle made it: Bumper has tha right ta post what tha **** he feels like - may done been insensitizzle but da perved-out mutha****a still owns dat right. :hysterical::hysterical:
EnterTheVoid Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D261693&sa=U&ei=z9O5UcyrJemO7Aa2m4G4Dw&ved=0CBgQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNFHwP-2yrnRQRhhHnlnrkIY7Qokrg
KeyboardWarrior Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 Conffesion thread is look like helll ..... :hysterical: chek all pages after # 11 http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Findiancricketfans.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D299466%26page%3D11&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
Sidhoni Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 Sri Lankan cricket is ghon be up in a cold-ass lil straight-up wack state afta 2-3 mutha****in years from now, wit Sanga, Mahela, Dilshan,Samarweera all retiring, maybe Dilshan will stay till tha next ghetto cup, n' Murali has already retired. If our slick asses peep tha future prospects, welegadera n' kulasekra is only phat pacers they have, while up in tha Spin dept., Mendis looks ordinary once tha batsmen have gots used ta his ass n' Herath n' Randiv is mo' betta bowlaz than him, Da battin dept. is ghon be mad weak compared ta tha present one or maybe even weaker when Jayasurya played fr Sri Lanka. Yo crazy-ass views guys?? This is the "SL cricket in terrible condition thread"
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