Mariyam Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Ek mariyam thi deewani si, Ek hakle pe wo marti thi, Chori chori chupke chupke kitno ko taada karti thi, Date pe jati jab bhi wo bahut kharcha karwaya karti thi, Ghar pe bulake usse wo bhande manjwaya karti thi, Jab bhi milti saheli se wo yehi Pucha karti thi, Ki bakra kaisa hota,bakra kaisa hota hai, Aur wo bolti,tere yaar jaisa hota hai, Yaar jaisa hota hai. :cantstop: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :icflove:
Yoda-esque Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Ek mariyam thi deewani si, Ek hakle pe wo marti thi, Chori chori chupke chupke kitno ko taada karti thi, Date pe jati jab bhi wo bahut kharcha karwaya karti thi, Ghar pe bulake usse wo bhande manjwaya karti thi, Jab bhi milti saheli se wo yehi Pucha karti thi, Ki bakra kaisa hota,bakra kaisa hota hai, Aur wo bolti,tere yaar jaisa hota hai, Yaar jaisa hota hai. Omg
Yoda-esque Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Sorry had to read it again, Bhande manjwaya karti thi lol
gaurav92 Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Yes, it was the funniest bit I have read in a while
Old guy Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Ek mariyam thi deewani si, Ek hakle pe wo marti thi, Chori chori chupke chupke kitno ko taada karti thi, Date pe jati jab bhi wo bahut kharcha karwaya karti thi, Ghar pe bulake usse wo bhande manjwaya karti thi, Jab bhi milti saheli se wo yehi Pucha karti thi, Ki bakra kaisa hota,bakra kaisa hota hai, Aur wo bolti,tere yaar jaisa hota hai, Yaar jaisa hota hai. Wow just wow :bow: Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
DomainK Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Ek mariyam thi deewani si, Ek hakle pe wo marti thi, Chori chori chupke chupke kitno ko taada karti thi, Date pe jati jab bhi wo bahut kharcha karwaya karti thi, Ghar pe bulake usse wo bhande manjwaya karti thi, Jab bhi milti saheli se wo yehi Pucha karti thi, Ki bakra kaisa hota,bakra kaisa hota hai, Aur wo bolti,tere yaar jaisa hota hai, Yaar jaisa hota hai. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::two_thumbs_up:
Gunner Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 ^ An even better novel. Reading it now, finished a 100 pages.
Lord Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Ek mariyam thi deewani si, Ek hakle pe wo marti thi, Chori chori chupke chupke kitno ko taada karti thi, Date pe jati jab bhi wo bahut kharcha karwaya karti thi, Ghar pe bulake usse wo bhande manjwaya karti thi, Jab bhi milti saheli se wo yehi Pucha karti thi, Ki bakra kaisa hota,bakra kaisa hota hai, Aur wo bolti,tere yaar jaisa hota hai, Yaar jaisa hota hai. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Tom Riddle Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Tyler Durden : **** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may
Tom Riddle Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Lt. Aldo Raine : You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a- boomin'.
Tom Riddle Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 David Mills : Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe : Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills : Murderers? John Doe : A woman... David Mills : Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe : [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading *****! Only in a world this *****y could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Tom Riddle Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
jalebi_bhai Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 ZHWqDhp2ej4 With tutorial........:hysterical:
Jersey #10 Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Please post videos people... it's more fun like that [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1En34iDvKYY]Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte - YouTube[/ame] Paresh Rawal - even at his best
diga Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Om-Kapoor in Om Shanti Om -- Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn :winky:
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