-Robin- Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Rameez Raja, just like most other leading commentators, is not free from gaffes and has been the source of some of the most hilarious lines heard in cricket in recent times. Some of them are to come with a PG advisory, some of them are simply rubbish while a few are witty. Here are a few of his gems: These two showed how to do it safely! This partnership is an example of how to do it safely. Hafeez is pushing smoothly. His partner Jamshed is satisfied today. Praveen Kumar has an experienced hand. Misbah looked cool from the exterior, don't know about the interior. Rameez Raza on air when Zimbabwe batsman, Gary Brent was struck on the unmentionables by a Shahid Afridi delivery in the 2007 World Cup: The pain is momentary. I can tell you... from personal experience. It's very painful at first, and then it evaporates. The physio is out on the field I wonder what he's doing to Brent. Maybe taking a look to make sure everything is OK. Perhaps to check if the cup is well positioned. If we have a Super Over then super things can happen. I'm not an Incredible Hulk, like Danny Morrison. I'm a thin guy from the subcontinent. It's the other one, just like the other one: When two wrong-uns were bowled in succession. Misbah has had more hits than Rolling Stones: After Misbah took a couple of blows on his body in the first Test match against Australia. Afridi is like a vacuum cleaner. He sweeps everything in his way. The ball took off and never really took off. After Sreesanth-Harbhajan slapgate : He's slapped one thorugh the offside. Of late I shouldnt be saying that, slap has become controversial. He's hit it hard through the offside Kamran Akmal is not Misbah's next choice. He's not padded up. He's not even wearing his trousers. He's wearing shorts I think..I hope he is! Until next time, be good and be cool.
Kalia_Test Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 "Seems like Maxwell is having a good time with group of Pathans" "Yeah it's a big achievement producing triplets. He feels it's a win-win situation." "Surely Pak will be disappointed if they don't get wickets tonight but if they get one or two, it will be a "bonus" "Nowadays cricketers just keep on going like duracell" This Dubai International Cricket Stadium is purposely built for Cricket. "Sean Abbott is the first cricketer to be born on the 29th of February" Ramiz: “so he’s got to... leap into action". "Bravo is the king of variation." [five minutes later] "Bravo can become predictable..." "Ohohohoho ghaans jalaadi straight drive se!"
sscomp32 Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Rameez Raza on air when Zimbabwe batsman, Gary Brent was struck on the unmentionables by a Shahid Afridi delivery in the 2007 World Cup: The pain is momentary. I can tell you... from personal experience. It's very painful at first, and then it evaporates. The physio is out on the field I wonder what he's doing to Brent. Maybe taking a look to make sure everything is OK. Perhaps to check if the cup is well positioned. :WTF: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
sourab10forever Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 "Seems like Maxwell is having a good time with group of Pathans" "Yeah it's a big achievement producing triplets. He feels it's a win-win situation." "Surely Pak will be disappointed if they don't get wickets tonight but if they get one or two, it will be a "bonus" "Nowadays cricketers just keep on going like duracell" This Dubai International Cricket Stadium is purposely built for Cricket. "Sean Abbott is the first cricketer to be born on the 29th of February" Ramiz: “so he’s got to... leap into action". "Bravo is the king of variation." [five minutes later] "Bravo can become predictable..." "Ohohohoho ghaans jalaadi straight drive se!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
kosingh Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 "Caught in between the legs....produces the third ball"
kumar713 Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 "Seems like Maxwell is having a good time with group of Pathans" "Surely Pak will be disappointed if they don't get wickets tonight but if they get one or two, it will be a "bonus" This Dubai International Cricket Stadium is purposely built for Cricket. "Bravo is the king of variation." [five minutes later] "Bravo can become predictable..." "Ohohohoho ghaans jalaadi straight drive se!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
kumar713 Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 : These two showed how to do it safely! This partnership is an example of how to do it safely. Hafeez is pushing smoothly. His partner Jamshed is satisfied today. Praveen Kumar has an experienced hand. Misbah looked cool from the exterior, don't know about the interior. Rameez Raza on air when Zimbabwe batsman, Gary Brent was struck on the unmentionables by a Shahid Afridi delivery in the 2007 World Cup: The pain is momentary. I can tell you... from personal experience. It's very painful at first, and then it evaporates. The physio is out on the field I wonder what he's doing to Brent. Maybe taking a look to make sure everything is OK. Perhaps to check if the cup is well positioned. If we have a Super Over then super things can happen. I'm not an Incredible Hulk, like Danny Morrison. I'm a thin guy from the subcontinent. It's the other one, just like the other one: When two wrong-uns were bowled in succession. Misbah has had more hits than Rolling Stones: After Misbah took a couple of blows on his body in the first Test match against Australia. Afridi is like a vacuum cleaner. He sweeps everything in his way. Kamran Akmal is not Misbah's next choice. He's not padded up. He's not even wearing his trousers. He's wearing shorts I think..I hope he is! Until next time, be good and be cool. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Laaloo Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 "Caught in between the legs....produces the third ball" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Guest PrancingHorse Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 "Caught in between the legs....produces the third ball" Lol! some really hilarious comments
Texy Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Today: Danny: Mitchell Starc got big feet. 6 studs on the back, usually it's 4. Ramiz: There's only one stud and that's here in the commentary box. :phehehe:
sticky wicket Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Today: Danny: Mitchell Starc got big feet. 6 studs on the back, usually it's 4. Ramiz: There's only one stud and that's here in the commentary box. :phehehe: :haha:
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