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@NasirJamshed_ Rain have ruined this game. Tea break only 10 minute now! What the bloody ****. #PakVsSA
@NasirJamshed_ Once there was opener who scoring centuries for fun vs India. Then he come to WC 2015 & become laughing stock. But De Kock will be back. @NasirJamshed_ "You got body of Salim Malik & batting of Veena Malik" Misbah say to me. Lala say he disagree. He say "Body & batting both like Veena Malik"
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago I fall asleep during our bowling yesterday. All night before I sitting in rocking chair turning lamp on off with Sarfraz photo on wall.
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NJ trolling Banglabros now Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago I actually learn English from Bengali teacher. 0 replies 86 retweets 170 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago Bengali people sending lot of abuse. They no used to jokes against them. This what happen if normally you mostly **** & no one notice you. 0 replies 75 retweets 91 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago Today I think I ruin all chance of Big Nas getting BPL contract ever again. 0 replies 44 retweets 76 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 2h 2 hours ago Mother phone & tell me price of egg & tomato going up back home. "Balle! What about shoe necklace?" I ask. "They still cheap" she say. ****. 0 replies 66 retweets 96 favorites Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 3h 3 hours ago England get destroyed by Rubel Hossain. He also have rape case open in Bangladesh. This boy is full time criminal, part time cricketer. 0 replies 352 retweets 287 favorites

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Nasir Jamshed ‏@NasirJamshed_ 1m1 minute ago Behind computer all Bengali boys 6ft with big testicle. In real life all 5ft 1 Mushfiqurs with little goldfish in trouser. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Some Bangladeshi must have really pissed him off :cantstop:
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Nasir Jamshed ‏@NasirJamshed_ 1m1 minute ago Behind computer all Bengali boys 6ft with big testicle. In real life all 5ft 1 Mushfiqurs with little goldfish in trouser. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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