Texy Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Source After claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife†and “asking for its rights,†a Muslim televangelist has set Turkish social media aflame. Self-styled televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han dived into some delicate matters on May 24 when he answered his viewers’ questions on private television station 2000 TV, Turkish media has reported. Han initially looked puzzled when a viewer said he “kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,†a pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims which can be undertaken at any time of the year, in contrast to the Hajj. After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram†(forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,†he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad. “If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?†the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.†Is masturbation forbidden in Islam? “Istimna,†the Arabic term for masturbation that Han also referred to, is a controversial issue in Islam, as there have been varying opinions on its permissibility throughout history. The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable. Despite Han’s assertive religious stance, only a limited number of Islamic interpretations categorize masturbation as “haram,†while most of others call it a “makruh†(disliked) act. Many of the mainstream Islamic interpretations even allow it in certain conditions, like if the act could be used to avoid the temptation of an extramarital affair. Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mocked on Turkish social media on May 25, after newspapers published his latest television “fatwa.†“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?†one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name. “So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?†another user asked. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: So what happens if you're wearing latex gloves? Do gloves become pregnant?
swatpulla Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 Why mock? Can you prove that pregnant hands don't exist? -_-
HippoSucks Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 A religion prohibiting masturbation is perfectly fine but this "pregnant hand" stuff is very odd...
swatpulla Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 A religion prohibiting masturbation is perfectly fine but this "pregnant hand" stuff is very odd... "Odd stuff" builds the foundation of every single religion. The concept of a pregnant hand is as odd as the concept of afterlife. But yet, people would laugh it off while conveniently believing in the latter.
Temujin Khaghan Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 In Roman Catholic beliefs, boys will go blind or something? anyone knows?
zen Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable. As it says, Quran has no clear reference to the issue .... We can laugh at the idiot's interpretation of the religion but not the religion
BlueBee Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 In Roman Catholic beliefs, boys will go blind or something? anyone knows? Yes. There are many other hysteric myths regarding this :hysterical:
Temujin Khaghan Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 Yes. There are many other hysteric myths regarding this :hysterical: i came to know about it through the movie malena... there is a young boy who keeps fapping so loudly at home and his father would be shouting that he would go blind... :cantstop:
Detonator Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 In Roman Catholic beliefs, boys will go blind or something? anyone knows? nah, you just have to say 10 hail marys and 5 our fathers. :giggle: And it's scientific according to one of the member here.
Detonator Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 i came to know about it through the movie malena... there is a young boy who keeps fapping so loudly at home and his father would be shouting that he would go blind... :cantstop: Malena. :woot: The only movie which gave me tears and boner at the same time.
Temujin Khaghan Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 Malena. :woot: The only movie which gave me tears and boner at the same time. :hysterical: monica bellucci is that kind of mind boggling beauty... shame james bond gets a geriatric version of her.
Gollum Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 As it says' date=' Quran has no clear reference to the issue .... We can laugh at the idiot's interpretation of the religion but not the religion[/quote'] +1
Autonomous Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 99% of young men masturbate, A young guy who cant marry for obvious reasons, I think he could just only opt out in between masturbation and pre martial sex.
Austin 3:!6 Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 Either you masturbate or dirty your pants. Seems like some people like dirty way :D
Precambrian Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 What about girls? Wouldn't that be reversing the polarity??
Tiger80 Posted July 31, 2015 Posted July 31, 2015 And what will happen after hand will give birth?:cantstop: Woh bacha abu kise kahega aur ammi kise kahega
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