Temujin Khaghan Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1) we find out that one of our pacers is injured during the first test or just before the first test. or even worse he gets injured when playing a football match before the game. 2) our slips taking cue from RD and VVS discuss about plumbing works in their mansions while dropping the catching job. 3) we blow the opposition top and middle order for 100/6 but then our lack of firepower means that the opposition will end the innings at 320 odd 4) our lone spinner will complete a 4'fer but comes back to the dressing room with scary figures like 55-6-145-4 5) our captain will pick Dhawan over KLR 6) our Kathiawar lion Pujara will become a house cat once he looks at the African Lions. 7) When things are going smoothly, suddenly a bulb flashes over our captain Kohli's head and he would want to be in the slips since they are having some fun and sharing useful tips about plumbing works in new mansions and goes to the slips while sending Murali Vijay into the mid-off. He drops all the slip catches and there ends Umesh Yadav's career once and for all. 8) Ishant and co go mad with fury in one of the test matches and reduce the opposition for 165/10 and the 4th innings target is set at 120. We get all out for 85. 9) We set the opposition a target for 600 after some ferocious batting by our alpha wolf and his wolf pack. Our pacers blow them away for 120/8. There are still 150 overs to bowl in the game. The opposition captain and spin bowler then set up an epic vigil and see through the entire 150 overs. 10) There is some moron in the opposition camp who is finding very hard to make runs or take wickets. We give him adequate opportunities to set himself up for the next 5 years in test cricket. Bonus - Ravi Shastri will claim moral victory after a drawn test. New guy, philcric, Forever Indian and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears but I won’t say it because a)most people already know it b)most people don’t like it Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, maniac said: I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears but I won’t say it because a)most people already know it b)most people don’t like it Please na....say na.... Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, beetle said: Please na....say na.... Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee. Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, maniac said: Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee. Sach mein nahi pata. Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Pata....not patha... Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ? Laaloo 1 Link to comment
Pollack Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, maniac said: I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears but I won’t say it because a)most people already know it b)most people don’t like it Bluewhale? ;) Link to comment
Pollack Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, beetle said: Pata....not patha... Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ? South Indian estyle. Link to comment
speedheat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Strong possibilities 1) Rahane scoring fastest 200not out of 60 balls 2) Unadcut 6 for 6, devastating spell of left arm spin bowling Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, beetle said: Pata....not patha... Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ? Because it is not “pata” It is patha like Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just like for the millionth time it is not do-sa like it is dosa like Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, maniac said: Just like for the millionth time it is not do-sa like it is dosa like I say dosa like dawaat. maniac 1 Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Pa-tha Tha.....As in thaali ., thaili Link to comment
Laaloo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, beetle said: Pata....not patha... Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ? so annoying speedheat and beetle 2 Link to comment
beetle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, maniac said: Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee. Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac.. Link to comment
Laaloo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, beetle said: Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac.. write bathaya instead of bataya for maniac so he can understand Edited December 27, 2017 by Laaloo maniac 1 Link to comment
New guy Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Do we have any day night tests? Then strategy changes and bowling under light becomes all important. Today ball was doing so much under lights in SA-Zim game Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, beetle said: Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac.. Rohith Sharma and Ishanth Sharma beetle and diehardpacer 2 Link to comment
maniac Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, beetle said: Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac.. Link to comment
Laaloo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, New guy said: Do we have any day night tests? Then strategy changes and bowling under light becomes all important. Today ball was doing so much under lights in SA-Zim game nope no day night tests for us Link to comment
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