why o why? who am i!

[mani sha]

 

i have a bowler who took 40 wickets in 4 games and bowls at serious pace and yet i choose groinholding handless zamindar 

 

i have a keeper who can blast sixes but i choose to keep a keeper who plays test cricket in t20

 

i choose to play a spinner on seaming wicket

drop my reliable opener for a flashy one 

 

i have a drunkard as my coach ,i banished the wise sage and i try to be A vegan to get laid!

 

am i a moron or idiot or narcissistic dictator ?

 

[UrmiSinhaRay]

I'm Mr. virat Anushka sharma

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[nevada]

I wonder who it could be? A certain clueless bubble boy comes to mind but I am not sure.

[Clarke]

And the best *in batsman in the world 

[The Dark Horse]

I'm livid when I should celebrate and I laugh when I should cry (CT)

 

I'm spoilt for choices to try,

 

but I pick the useless phoney and his cronies who can neither make a run nor a wicket will they buy!

 

 

Great thread btw