Tuk Tuk Sharma Appreciation Thread

[maniac]

4 minutes ago, sandeep said:

Or maybe you want to be Patroclus to Rohit's Achilles.

Is thread ke liye Trojan War kuch jyaada hi intellectual ho jaayega. I will stick to Franco and Planet of the apes keeping with the essence :)

 

[sandeep]

4 hours ago, maniac said:

Is thread ke liye Trojan War kuch jyaada hi intellectual ho jaayega. I will stick to Franco and Planet of the apes keeping with the essence :)

 

Boht time lagaa google karne mein. 

[maniac]

21 minutes ago, sandeep said:

Boht time lagaa google karne mein. 

Haan bhai tu akela pada likha hai yehan pe

[zen]

@Banton you may like the below: 

 

nah catch mera drop hua 

nah SR mera improve hua 

 

tuk tuk karta gaya 

dot ko ladoo samaj ke khata raha 

 

 

[Mariyam]

2 minutes ago, zen said:

@Banton you may like the below: 

 

nah catch mera drop hua 

nah SR mera improve hua 

 

tuk tuk karta gaya 

dot ko ladoo samaj ke khata raha 

 

 

 

Musalsal rhyme metre se

banti nahi poem

Indian batting ka chamakta sitara

Rohit Sharma hai doyen.

[zen]

29 minutes ago, Mariyam said:

 

Musalsal rhyme metre se

banti nahi poem

Indian batting ka chamakta sitara

Rohit Sharma hai doyen.

 

 

Koi sitare paper pe hote hai

Koi sitare ground pe hote hai 

 

tuk tuk ka nahin ab daur 

kabhi kabhi toh laga sakta hai zor 

[Global.Baba]

24 minutes ago, zen said:

 

 

Koi sitare paper pe hote hai

Koi sitare ground pe hote hai 

 

tuk tuk ka nahin ab daur 

kabhi kabhi toh laga sakta hai zor 

Rohit kabhi kabhi hota hai fail

Tab OP ke Dil me daudne lagti hai rail

Vadapaav chodke khaane laga wo Kale

Jo Hitman ke khilaf bole jaana hoga usey jail

 

Capt Rozilla ke Kaarnaamon se Ambani ne diya plot

Dekho uska talent aur 6 hitting shot

 

Isliye baar baar mujhe kehna padta hai

 

Dont forget the dot

 

Edited March 26, 2021 by Global.Baba

[zen]

1 minute ago, Global.Baba said:

Rohit kabhi kabhi hota hai fail

Tab OP ke Dil me daudne lagti hai rail

Jo Hitman ke khilaf bole jaana hoga usey jail

 

Capt Rozilla ke Kaarnaamon se Ambani ne diya plot

Dekho uska talent aur 6 hitting shot

 

Isliye baar baar mujhe kehna padta hai

 

Dont forget the dot

 

 

rohit nahin bhula hai dot 

usko bolo kara zyada 6s se vote

[Vijy]

On 2/10/2019 at 2:58 PM, sandeep said:

Or maybe you want to be Patroclus to Rohit's Achilles.

that was one heck of a response. respect.

[sandeep]

13 hours ago, Vijy said:

that was one heck of a response. respect.

:)

 

I don't think he ever got the reference though.  

[Global.Baba]

31 minutes ago, sandeep said:

:)

 

I don't think he ever got the reference though.  

maharashtra ssc ka trojan war padke baathe aise karta hai jase tune homer ke Iliad pe research kiye hai. Where the fk does this smarminess come from

[sandeep]

1 hour ago, Global.Baba said:

maharashtra ssc ka trojan war padke baathe aise karta hai jase tune homer ke Iliad pe research kiye hai. Where the fk does this smarminess come from

Isn't fun to be at the other end of "jokes" is it?  

 

"he he he".  "all in good fun, bro".   "Don't mind it man" "he he he".

 

when you play the passive-aggressive needling game for self-pleasuring, sometimes it comes back your way.  Just take it and move on.