A Test match in the life of Rohit Sharma

[QuarantineTormentino]

Play 10-15 balls while batting before getting out to a daft shot (on account of not having the fitness or the temperament to play the long game), then chill in the pavilion for the rest of the day.

chomp on some Vadapavs during lunch and tea, no need to watch your weight coz kiwi ka baap bhi kuch nahi bigad sakta tera

While fielding stand at slips all day, coz of limited fitness, that’s the only place you can field. Set the most defensive fields known to man for every new batter that comes in. Bowlers produce edges and false shots but lack of close in fielders means you can’t capitalise. 
 

Start panicking that you picked extra batting all rounders to cowardly cover for your failures with the bat, bowl Bumrah into the ground (but in press conference say that you’re managing his workload well)

 

after eventual loss take zero responsibility and throw youngsters under the bus

Edited December 31, 2024 by QuarantineTormentino

[Number]

Keep abusing younger players moms-sisters like a street side goon. 

[tweaker]

He is just going through motions while batting,fielding and captaining.

He has no hunger,passion,ambition to play now

[Chaos]

For some reason fatty n nri fisherman forgot basics. Leaving balls and playing straight. Kohli even worse…same dismissal last 5 yrs+. 

[jf1gp_1]

Compared to 3-0 white wash at home against NZ we are doing much better against Aussies that too in away series. 

[Lord]

5 hours ago, jf1gp_1 said:

Compared to 3-0 white wash at home against NZ we are doing much better against Aussies that too in away series. 

 

no we arent we only did well when Bumrah was captain

[Master_better]

6 hours ago, tweaker said:

He is just going through motions while batting,fielding and captaining.

He has no hunger,passion,ambition to play now

Then why doesn't mf retire

[R!TTER]

7 hours ago, QuarantineTormentino said:

kiwi ka baap bhi kuch nahi bigad sakta tera

Why are you bringing sheep shaggers in there 

[The Realist]

7 hours ago, tweaker said:

He is just going through motions while batting,fielding and captaining.

He has no hunger,passion,ambition to play now

 

Blasphemy. That belly is the hungriest and most passionate in sport today.

[sensible-indian]

8 hours ago, jf1gp_1 said:

Compared to 3-0 white wash at home against NZ we are doing much better against Aussies that too in away series. 

Excellent take.

 

I recommend Rohit to be captain for the Eng away series.

[Vijy]

1 hour ago, sensible-indian said:

Excellent take.

 

I recommend Rohit to be captain for the Eng away series.

And to play for another 3-4 years as away-tour specialist

[Texan]

12 hours ago, Chaos said:

For some reason fatty n nri fisherman forgot basics. Leaving balls and playing straight. Kohli even worse…same dismissal last 5 yrs+. 

Kohli's mode of dismissal has been seen for 10 years, not 5. Anderson back in 2014 had made him his bunny. You would think he would learn something since then. But, he doesn't care about it. He didn't bother to play a single domestic match after that to try to rectify his game. So obviously, his weakness got exposed again.

 

And it's not like he is a superstar playing spin. His game against spin, if anything, is much worse. Even unknown spinners can get out easily in slightly spin friendly conditions. Zero defense against spin.

[Texan]

1 hour ago, Vijy said:

And to play for another 3-4 years as away-tour specialist

By that time, Bumrah and DSP will become better batsmen than Sharma and Sharma can play as specialist number 11 captain

[Vijy]

1 hour ago, Texan said:

By that time, Bumrah and DSP will become better batsmen than Sharma and Sharma can play as specialist number 11 captain

That seems more like it

[Lord]

1 hour ago, Texan said:

By that time, Bumrah and DSP will become better batsmen than Sharma and Sharma can play as specialist number 11 captain

 

they already are

[Vijy]

3 minutes ago, Lord said:

 

they already are

debatable whether Bumrah is better than DSP/Rohit. I would argue he is not.

[adi B]

13 hours ago, jf1gp_1 said:

Compared to 3-0 white wash at home against NZ we are doing much better against Aussies that too in away series. 

How? We are 2-0 down in 3 tests with Rohit as the captain and would have been 3-0 down if it didn't rain it brisbane. 

And in all 3 we were behind the game from the first session !

Kick Rohit out of the team along with Kohli and you'll suddenly find this team playing and gelling well  ,the tactics working fine ,The TM becoming more assertive and Innovative 

[Vijy]

Just now, adi B said:

How? We are 2-0 down in 3 tests with Rohit as the captain and would have been 3-0 down if it didn't rain it brisbane. 

And in all 3 we were behind the game from the first session !

Kick Rohit out of the team along with Kohli and you'll suddenly find this team playing and gelling well  ,the tactics working fine ,The TM becoming more assertive and Innovative 

Maybe, just maybe, BCCI will consider booting Rohit, but it definitely won't happen with Bratli