Lord Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 Dhoom 3 getting great reviews.I mean reviews are great to read :cantstop: here's another one http://stupidusmaximus.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/dhoom-3-are-you-watching-closely/
Lord Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 Audience :isalute: TQ1COBXFaYY trolls :beee: honestly I'd say that too so others can waste their money too.:giggle: they didnt say Uday Chopra was great.else we'd known they are trolling.clever:beee: but I can see it :sherlock:
SLICKR392 Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 trolls :beee: honestly I'd say that too so others can waste their money too.:giggle: they didnt say Uday Chopra was great.else we'd known they are trolling.clever:beee: but I can see it :sherlock: I am gonna watch it no matter what, but these movies have to pirated !!!
trundlerNO1 Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 Seriously Khans are the biggest stars of India-Movies Salman can't act ...I have no hope from him, But Aamir and SRK can. They should be part of quality movies. Chak de India and TZP were blockbusters, so why can't they repeat that instead do trash like CE and Dhoom3
zaqw222222 Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 Seriously Khans are the biggest stars of India-Movies Salman can't act ...I have no hope from him, But Aamir and SRK can. They should be part of quality movies. Chak de India and TZP were blockbusters, so why can't they repeat that instead do trash like CE and Dhoom3 Because trash such as these end up making such big money. Chennai Express earned 220+ crores and Dhoom 3 has earned 107 crores in just 3 days
SLICKR392 Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Because trash such as these end up making such big money. Chennai Express earned 220+ crores and Dhoom 3 has earned 107 crores in just 3 days 107 freaking crores in 3 days? WTF? What's wrong with our people?
FischerTal Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 watched Dhoom 3, fell asleep after interval :asleep: im surprised i made it that far. tolerance for bullshyte going up these days :aha:
Sachin=GOD Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 watched Dhoom 3, fell asleep after interval :asleep: im surprised i made it that far. tolerance for bullshyte going up these days :aha: did you see the last scene or not? If not, the you should see the movie again simply to see that scene :--D
Tom Riddle Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 did you see the last scene or not? If not' date=' the you should see the movie again simply to see that scene :--D[/quote'] why should he ? I saw it coming from a mile as soon as they revealed the twins suspense. Worst movie of 2013
Sachin=GOD Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 why should he ? I saw it coming from a mile as soon as they revealed the twins suspense. Worst movie of 2013 I'm talking about the way Samar and Sahir fell from that bridge - they were in the air like birds for about 2 or 3 minutes. It is the most ridiculous stunt I have seen in any movie till date. So if someone has wasted so much time in watching the video game called Dhoom 3 then they should definitely watch the last scene.
FischerTal Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 did you see the last scene or not? If not' date=' the you should see the movie again simply to see that scene :--D[/quote'] nope :secret: kya hui? :nervous:
Sachin=GOD Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 nope :secret: kya hui? :nervous: koi khaas suspense nahi ha. Bas woh scene bahut hi zyada ridiculous tha - even by Dhoom 3's standard. The police finally catch up with Samar and Sahir after LOT and LOTS of ridiculous stunts. Everyone is at a bridge and then both Smar and Sahir jump...................and then sort of float in the air for 2-3 minutes - completely horizontal
Sachin=GOD Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Another brilliant review of Dhoom 3: Dhoom 3: Magic, no logic Writer 1: Ok, we need to write a new Dhoom movie. So much money to be made. Writer 2: What’s there to write? Writer 1: We signed Aamir. He likes to read scripts and stuff. Writer 2: But why? Writer 1: He is a thinking actor, yaar. He asks questions like: What’s my character’s backstory? What is the existential crisis he is going through? How is the film reflecting the socio economic politics of disparities in the world? Writer 2: (looks at DVD of The Dark Knight lying around and scribbles for a minute) Okay, we begin with the backstory. Aamir could play Joker, I mean clown. Backstory is that he was part of the circus, his father dies unable to pay bank loans, so he robs banks. Banks are the villains of today. And we end a 20-minute backstory with a great back shot of Aamir... Remember how he worked out for Ghajini since he couldn't do much with the script? I can already see the teaser. Writer 1: Aamir is a thinking actor. We need more. Writer 2: (looks at the DVD shelf and The Prestige DVD is asking him: Are you watching closely?) Okay, Aamir plays a thinking clown. He can also do magic. In fact, I can make doubly sure he won't turn this down. I'm writing him a role where he can be a thinking genius thief and the Taare Zameen Par kid at the same time. Writer 1: Krrish already has a grown up autistic kid in a man’s body. Writer 2: Doesn't matter, boss. I saw this movie called Tropic Thunder. Ben Stiller plays Simple Jack in a movie within a movie. What superb acting. Every actor wants to be Rainman and Forrest Gump once in his life. Aamir is no exception. Writer 1: Fine... this just when Yash Raj Films is turning over a new leaf with good cinema! Okay, here’s an idea. Make it fully meta. Aamir should say what we believe in. We are clowns. We entertain. We make people believe that they are winning by laughing at us. But we have their money. At least the critics will understand our predicament then. Writer 2: Okay, boss. Ditto for Uday Chopra, I presume. He makes self-deprecatory jokes so that the audience likes him finally? Writer 1: We can only try. We have unleashed him upon them thrice now. We hope he has grown on them. Writer 2: Bas, enough characterisation. It’s a Dhoom movie, boss. Let’s talk about the bikes. We need to do something better than The Fast and the Furious. Something like Transformers? Picture this: Aamir is being chased on a bike, suddenly he’s trapped on a bridge... And as he dives off the bridge with his bike, the bike becomes a boat and then a submarine and then a boat again and then flies out of water and becomes a bike again. Writer 1: Why not make a boat turn into a plane and he flies off? Writer 2: Don't be ridiculous, boss. Also, that’s more a Dhoom 4 idea. Audience is not ready for it yet. Batman has done it; I don't have the DVD now. But next film, I promise you, the thief will jump out of a building and become a plane. Writer 1: Ok, let's go. Time for meeting with Aamir. Writer 2: We haven’t written anything for Abhishek or Katrina yet. Writer 1: Have already briefed Vaibhavi on how to present Katrina. She said we can do a family friendly striptease for one song and a circus act for another, one romantic duet with Aamir and one Dhoom song for end credits. Writer 2: And Abhishek? Writer 1: No time for that... I'll give him sunglasses. (It is learnt that Abhishek insisted on using all the fake moustaches and beards he had to add character) Later at the meeting: Aamir: So do I get caught by Jai and Ali? John and Hrithik preferred to leap to death if I remember right. Writer 1: What would you rather do? Aamir (thinks): Hmmm! (Looks at the cheque in hand) Ok then, let’s Dhoom! Post Script: Not a page of script was written after this meeting. Genre: Action Director: Vijay Krishna Acharya Cast: Aamir Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, Katrina Kaif, Uday Chopra Storyline: Jai and Ali are called to investigate bank robberies in Chicago involving a circus clown Bottomline: A superlative spoof, so much to laugh at. :hysterical::hysterical:
rkt.india Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 107 freaking crores in 3 days? WTF? What's wrong with our people? trash for you, not for them.
trundlerNO1 Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Ok one thing i have really liked about dhoom3 was Katrina strip tease, she was awesome in that Kamli song. 3F2BOnFWpNw&hd=1
kubrickian Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 107 freaking crores in 3 days? WTF? What's wrong with our people? Not surprising. 90 % of Indians and Pakis are retarded and have not evolved into intelligent human beings. No wonder these countries are still backward, corrupt and third world nations.
urbestfriend Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Not surprising. 90 % of Indians and Pakis are retarded and have not evolved into intelligent human beings. No wonder these countries are still backward' date=' corrupt and third world nations.[/quote'] Are you one in 90% retarded too?
kubrickian Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Are you one in 90% retarded too? Just a general observation, having seen people who are supposedly the "educated" people of India. You can imagine how stupid the illiterate people (who make up most of India and Pak) must be. We need a long time (perhaps a 1000 years) to evolve to reach the level of Europeans and Americans.
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