Panesar Taking the P*ss

[The Realist]

Monty Panesar apologises after 'urinating on bouncers' at nightclub • Cricketer reportedly chased after being ejected from nightclub • Sussex to investigate after Panesar issues apology The cricketer has subsequently apologised after urinating on bouncers who had ejected him from a nightclub according to reports in the Sun. The paper reported that the 31-year-old had been partying at the Shooshh club on Brighton's beachfront, which was hosting a Gay Pride event. However when a group of women complained he was hassling them, the spin bowler was asked to leave. http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/07/drunk-monty-panesar-urinating-bouncers :hysterical:

[vamos_rafa]

It's pretty figurative isn't it? As a batsman, he has always pissed against bouncers. He chose to piss on 'em off the field.

[hhunaeh]

Monty Panesar fined for urinating on bouncers

He then went up to the promenade above the club and relieved himself on the bouncers, The Sun reported. After realising what had happened, the men chased after him, cornering him in a nearby pizza parlour, where he was heard shouting “Help! Help!†Securing him in an arm-lock, they hauled him back to the club and called police,

:hysterical::hysterical:

[diga]

What will Bedi say? or what will Bhajji say?

[adi B]

sardar pagal ho gaya :hysterical::hysterical:

[India-KXIP fan]

Hilarious title and very unexpected from him! :haha: Cheeky fecker gets kicked out so he goes upstairs and... :cantstop: Stupid stuff people do when drunk. This is something he'll laugh about in 10 years time. For now he's got to proceed with notasinglefark was given attitude and work on getting selected when England play two spinners. Most probably he'll get his chance in next Asia tours England have. He will be useful for them in Asia, where he has out bowled Swann twice in their last two series' in Asia. Outside Asia England always play 3 seamers. But the bouncers must be pissed! (no pun intended) :hysterical::hysterical:

[Old guy]

:vroam:

[Sidhoni]

:hysterical:

[Lord]

lol literally :hysterical::hysterical:

[kumar713]

:cantstop:

[asterix]

:WTF: :hysterical:

[Debutant]

:cantstop:

[b555]

sardar pagal ho gaya :hysterical::hysterical:

this

[Clarke]

What the :hysterical:

[Raghav_12]

Monty ko jyada chad gayi thi

[vijay50]

Cheeky fecker this sardarji is.Thought that he wont get caught.

[Sid_SuhaiL]

He just bowled a Su-Super over :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[SLICKR392]

ROFL

[G_B_]

worst part is that place is known as bit of a gay bar. women go there to let their hair down cause they know they wont be harrassed

[G_B_]

On the issue of a spinner for England. Monty is 31 years old and Swann is 34. I think the next time England play two spinners will be when they tour asia again when is in 2016. Unless Swann calls quits its going to be a long time for Monty on the bench