suraj Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Who would be the exact opposite of Aloknath in Bollywood? Mahesh Bhatt? Ranjeet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vayuu1 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Aloknath smells like agarbatti when he farts. Aloknath in thumbs up add aaj Kuch sanskari karte hai. Aloknath in toothpaste add: kya aaapke toothpaste mein Namak hai,nahi beti mere toothpaste mein to sanskar hai. Aloknath in deewar : aaj mere bangla hai, gaadi hai,bank balance hai,kya hai tumhere pass,mere pass sanskar hai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adi B Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 http://www.quora.com/Twitter-Trends/What-are-the-best-Alok-Nath-memes-jokes OMFG!!this is some hilarious sh1t :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sachin=GOD Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 Abhay @abhey_saini Once #AlokNath appeared for IIT exam. Since then the exam is known as IIT-JEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 this is real :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLICKR392 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 ^ :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscomp32 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 this is real :cantstop: :cantstop: :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Alok nath song :musicman: Aarti All Night - Alok Nath Version Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii Bajate Raho...Ghantiiii bajate raho....ghnatiii bajate rahooo Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. [x2] Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni aajao mandir ke bheetar Nariyal fool lekar khane ko laga hai langar... Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai.. Ghanti Bajegi Loud To beti Police bula legi Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Khulla mandir Guru Dwara har beti bole ghar nahi jana Babuji ko tu karde msg aaja beti karke bahana Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar Aarti ke gajab najare Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare.. Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai Naache dekho kaisi...Mehfil macha rakhi hai Itti si tu hai nahi..hein? Sanskaar bhula rahi hai... Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii Bajate Raho...Ghantiiii bajate raho....ghnatiii bajate rahooo beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gattaca Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Babuji's Interview: I had some crazy girlfriends: Alok Nath http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news-interviews/I-had-some-crazy-girlfriends-Alok-Nath/articleshow/28460057.cms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gs Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akshayxyz Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 pehchan kaun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhunaeh Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Alok's feeling bad now. He felt the need to mention all this in an interview http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news-interviews/I-had-some-crazy-girlfriends-Alok-Nath/articleshow/28460057.cms?google_editors_picks=true I'm a chilled out dude. When I was younger I did some pretty wild things with the limited options I had. I had some crazy friends, girlfriends too. We had our share of parties and drunken escapades as well. Once when in college I ran out of money and had to sleep at a bus stop. It was fun as all of us on Delhi's Hindu College campus, were happy children of the Beatles' generation. Now, I spend my evenings with the children, watch movies, go for holidays and have a few drinks on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 this is real :cantstop: It isn't :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Babuji when he was young and not bald ....With Tina-Ambani-Ji.. Fp9t6hm6bpA Music composed by Ilayaraja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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