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Pak to hold SAARC summit despite boycott from others

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While 4 nations decided to boycott the SAARC summit in Pak due to terror emanating from Pak, Pak has decided to continue with the summit. In the absence of other countries, various Pakistani departments will try to fill the chairs that were to be reserved for international representatives. 

 

Pakistan Army, ISI, the cream of Pak Government representative will attend the meeting to showcase to the world that Pak is innocent and just a victim of Ind's propaganda. Other non participating countries have been misled, brainwashed or bulled by Ind to malign Pak. 

 

Apart from the Pakistani government establishments, renowned Pakistani thinkers such as Zaid Hamid will be attending the SAARC too. Respected dignitaries list include Hafeez Saeed, Saed Salludin, Maulana Masood Azhar, etc. Dawood Ibrahim, the respected businessman who contributes millions to Pak's black economy and corruption, is magically expected to re-surface in Pakistan and attend the meeting. 

 

Since the education level of the visiting dignitaries is expected to be very high, complex topics such as waging Jihad to make Pakistan's name shine are expected to be discussed. The meaning of SAARC is expected to be changed to Special Alliance for Armed Rebellion against peaceful Countries.

 

Markhor is expected to be the official mascot for this new organization. However, there have been worldwide demonstrations to not associate wonderful animals such as Markhor to Pak's SAARC. At the demonstration, a bomb is said to have been exploded. Pakistan has claimed it is a victim of the demonstrators and the bomb exploded was an inside job of the anti-Pak SAARC organization to malign Pak's SAARC. 

 

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One of the reasons why Ind army is more dangerous:

 

* Ind Army - brutal and efficient fighting force tasked to protect Ind

* Pak Army - represents corrupt, fat and unfit generals who believe in controlling Pak. Cowardly uses jihadis to fight its war and threatens with nuke so it is not forced in the battlefield where it can get exposed

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Maybe Sharif can call Nepal and Maldives to his home and have kabab pe charcha and then leave. After all, he is a busy man, speaking to terrorists and planning their next action. 

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54 minutes ago, Adi_91 said:

Maybe Sharif can call Nepal and Maldives to his home and have kabab pe charcha and then leave. After all, he is a busy man, speaking to terrorists and planning their next action. 

Nepal is the current chair so it probably would not issue statements taking sides. 

mishra Grand Master

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42 minutes ago, zen said:

Earlier terrorists used to be safe in Pak. However, after this surgical strikes, not even terrorists are safe in Pak 

Baloch leaders were seen on tele yesterday asking India to do more :bandit:

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In South Asia, after India, Bangla is next critical nation.

TRP only gets any real attention is because of their nukes.

 

India, Bangla and Myanmar need to co operate more and continue economic integration 

 

TRP should be completely isolated, let them continue begging for crumbs from IMF and their arab masters. 

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30 minutes ago, chewy said:

In South Asia, after India, Bangla is next critical nation.

TRP only gets any real attention is because of their nukes.

 

India, Bangla and Myanmar need to co operate more and continue economic integration 

 

TRP should be completely isolated, let them continue begging for crumbs from IMF and their arab masters. 

arab masters  are running out of money bcoz of low oil price :giggle:

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