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IPL Match 51 | DC vs MI | 31-Oct-2020 | 3:30 pm IST | Dubai

Gollum

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  1. 1. Sunday newspaper headline will be _______

    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature cruises to victory
      1
    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature wins a thriller
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins courtesy cheating
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav flukes a win
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins via cheating+fluke
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins fair and square (background: Ambani henchmen pointing guns at the chief editors to report so)
      4

  2. 2. How many perfectly valid wides and no-balls won't be called by umps when Bambis are bowling?

  3. 3. Latest sneaky tactic(s) employed by Bambis to gain unfair edge will be _______ (multiple options permitted)

    • Jio (jersey sponsor of DC) threatening to pull out and make DC players play bare-chested in the match....scared fatsos Pant/Shaw/Hetmyer/Ashwin sit out
      4
    • Food poisoning in DC's hotel before the match
      4
    • Underworld agents of Mota bhai threatening DC players and team management
      5
    • Changing ground dimensions, atmospheric conditions, ball/pitch tampering during break
      6
    • Bribing scorecard keepers, umpires, match ref like previous matches
      5
    • Coach Ponting (ex-Bambi coach) is double agent directly reporting to Nita Ambani
      6
    • Paying Global.Baba to jinx DC once again
      3
    • Cutting transmission mid-match and inventing made up scores all the while DC players in hostage situation with mouth gagged, limbs tied and surrounded by Reliance's death squad
      4
    • Defection of some DC players to dark side (adopting the best practices of Indian politics)
      4
    • DC travel vehicle hijacked on the way to the stadium, MI wins by forfeit
      2

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Why have all Indian batsman become such bores? :facepalm:

 

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