NZ tour of Pakistan 2022/23 - Discussion Thread

[Number]

40 minutes ago, nitinbwj said:

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[Stan AF]

6 minutes ago, Nikola said:

Williamson is master of soft runs. Have scored 15 out of 25 centuries against weaker teams. Even his 10 centuries against top 4-5 teams have come on flat pitches at average of 40. 

 

Bumped his average to 54 now

[Clarke]

59 minutes ago, nitinbwj said:

KW ghost captaining. Abe lodu Southee.. Declare you idiot. 150 lead hai.. Ab kitne run aur chahiye.. 1000.

 

Why not, would be good to see the great phassht bowling team bowl for 3-4 days with no respite

[KevinPet]

A Reddit comment.

 

PCB runs on hyping babar...ramiz literally told press... that the pitches are made for babar to score centuries...-"do you not want to see babar score a century here" babars test record till 2020 were very avg....around 42 avg with 3 centuries in 65 innings...then they landed in Pakistan...and you see babar avg jump to 50... If babar fails ..pcbs money making cow is gone...they think their fast bowling is the best in the world ...so they can take wickets in roads..but that is backfiring

[SM2907]

3 hours ago, Number said:

 

bhai ismein itna God ka naam sunke to banda waise hi b aith gaya hoga.

[SM2907]

NZ  declaration is very funny. any desi indian player would say woh ek wicket apne andar daalni thee kya? kuch run aur bana lete maarke

[SM2907]

feel like  Aleem Dar has something against pak going the wasim akram way

[Vijy]

2 hours ago, KevinPet said:

A Reddit comment.

 

PCB runs on hyping babar...ramiz literally told press... that the pitches are made for babar to score centuries...-"do you not want to see babar score a century here" babars test record till 2020 were very avg....around 42 avg with 3 centuries in 65 innings...then they landed in Pakistan...and you see babar avg jump to 50... If babar fails ..pcbs money making cow is gone...they think their fast bowling is the best in the world ...so they can take wickets in roads..but that is backfiring

their pace bowling is not even at level of SL in tests.

[Sgattick10]

8 hours ago, Clarke said:

 

That's actually paid 'models' for the sensodyne pitch. They do this daily even in test cricket, with random people robotically consuming ice lollies & soft drinks and commentators stating "life is too short for sensitive teeth" 

Poor David Gower was also made to say that 

[Frustrated]

2 hours ago, SM2907 said:

feel like  Aleem Dar has something against pak going the wasim akram way

Even he is now fed up with the pitches.  Wants to humiliate pak players as well as PCB.

[QuarantineTormentino]

Hopefully we get to see the epic Pakistani run out tomorrow

[sage]

Pakistan are in contention for being the first country ever to lose 5 consecutive test matches at home (I believe)

[Vijy]

1 hour ago, Frustrated said:

Even he is now fed up with the pitches.  Wants to humiliate pak players as well as PCB.

he should take a paddle/stick and spank them all like a bunch of unruly school days. in my school days, a long time ago, the headmaster would make offenders lineup and apply a switch (cane) to all their arses.

[Vijy]

1 hour ago, sage said:

Pakistan are in contention for being the first country ever to lose 5 consecutive test matches at home (I believe)

yes, they are hungry in pursuing such records

[SM2907]

10 hours ago, sage said:

Pakistan are in contention for being the first country ever to lose 5 consecutive test matches at home (I believe)

so by losing 4 consective they are already sharing the record with whom?

[SM2907]

9 hours ago, Vijy said:

he should take a paddle/stick and spank them all like a bunch of unruly school days. in my school days, a long time ago, the headmaster would make offenders lineup and apply a switch (cane) to all their arses.

keep it simple. Give each of the phak players a phone and tell them shaam ko Imran ka phone aayega

[Vijy]

1 minute ago, SM2907 said:

keep it simple. Give each of the phak players a phone and tell them shaam ko Imran ka phone aayega

the idea here is to cane them, not to make them c**p their pants in fear

[SM2907]

4 minutes ago, Vijy said:

the idea here is to cane them, not to make them c**p their pants in fear

can them by using their own finger

[SM2907]

Out - 3rd wicket. Now why is this Southee bowling way outside off stump

[SM2907]

Rameez Raja calls Pakistan as servant of India