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The ICF Confessions Thread . page # 16 , post # 623

Ok....I be thinkin I have come up wit a thugged-out decent basic premise......Priyanka be a RAW agent whoz ass is currently assigned up in Pakistan ta smoke up on some funky-ass brand freshly smoked up biryani recipe which was pimped up in a kassai waad up in Lahore.......KW be a gangbangin' failin door-to-door Patang salesman based up in Lahore......fate brangs tha two together......but evil mafia overlord Lord be afta dis biryani recipe fo' his own selfish needs......Priyanka likes KW only as a thug but KW is wild-ass bout her n' wants ta help her up as her bodyguard.......their adventures is what tha **** dis porno be about.....more details is ghon be pimped soon..........
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SHILPA SHETTY ‏@TheShilpaShetty 12 Jun Those lyrics gave me strength immediately. Parents unconditionizzle ludd n' lyrics put a smile on mah face. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Shd never take dat fr granted :) Expand SHILPA SHETTY ‏@TheShilpaShetty 12 Jun Was Low nd momma holla'd dis ta me"Mutha****as will don't give a **** bout you, rate you, shake you, n' break yo thugged-out ass yo. How tha **** phat you stand is what tha **** make you". Expand Raj Kundra ‏@TheRajKundra 10 Jun I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah formal statement regardin bcci decision http://www.rajkundra.net/news/Mr_Raj_Kundra_Full_and_Final_statement.pdf … Retwizzled by SHILPA SHETTY SHILPA SHETTY ‏@TheShilpaShetty 6 Jun Won't be sayin no mo' as tha case is sub-judice..:( :( :( Expand SHILPA SHETTY ‏@TheShilpaShetty 6 Jun For dem playas whoz ass care,my apparent involvement up in bettin is complete nonsense nd I aint NEVER bet on any cricket match eva.Truth will prevail" Expand SHILPA SHETTY ‏@TheShilpaShetty 6 Jun "We ludd cricket, it's tha boner fo' tha shiznit dat made our asses a part of IPL. It's mad disheartenin ta keep clarifyin dis ****.
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http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-champions-trophy-2013/engine/match/578618.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary Misbah in Presentation after match vs SA :--D Misbah: "Dat shiznit was a phat bowlin effort, 234 was getable. Yo ass needed 4.5 a over, we could not knock it round or rotate. Da batsmen was up in form up in tha practice game but I don't give a **** what tha **** happened. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Da pitch was a lil slow yo, but we could have chased dat ****. We need ta forget bout these two game before we hook up India."
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LOL DM ki post ka conversion best tha :hysterical: DM actual post: Bumper has the right to post what he feels like - may have been insensitive but he still owns that right. What gizoogle made it: Bumper has tha right ta post what tha **** he feels like - may done been insensitizzle but da perved-out mutha****a still owns dat right. :hysterical::hysterical:
perved-out muthatrucka... omg epic!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :whistle:
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Roach ta RG Sharma, no run, thatz a funky-ass beauty. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Short of a length, pitched outside off, Rohit hustlez fo' tha angle yo, but tha bizzle holdz its line n' kicks at his mutha****in ass. Beaten
Roach ta Dhawan, 1 run, tucked away off tha hip fo' a single. Thatz what tha **** Dhawan has done ta both tha deliveries dat schmoooove mutha****a has played
:rofl: :rofl: I'm going to read everything with this from now on.
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Kohli interview after the match

Mo' than that, I be aiiight we won wit a funky-ass bonus point," says Virat Kohli, whoz ass be also tha Man of tha Match. "We gots a phat start. It aint nuthin but a lil' bit of a tricky thang if you go up in afta a phat start. Yo ass don;t know whether ta play yo ass up in or go afta tha bowlers. To git a hundred up in mah second game as captain, I be pretty happy. I was gettin phat starts yo, but hittin dat one blasted straight ta tha fielder, so I was waitin fo' dis big-ass innings."
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Absolutely Hillarious, Can't stop laughing. :rofl::hysterical::rofl::hysterical::rofl::hysterical::rofl::hysterical:

just a gangbanging fan :rofl:
The best One. :hysterical::rofl::hysterical::rofl:
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