Why Pak should not play in the WT20

[zen]

Cricket is followed with great passion in Pakistan. Numerous statisticians and data analysts have run complex models to determine that there is a positive correlation between Pakistan's success in cricket and its stability. Because of the rise of Pakistan as a powerful nation globally and its leadership position within Islamic countries, destabilizing Pakistan is the key for the west to maintain its world dominance. As the only country that can stop this dominance is Pakistan, the West has set a deadly plan in motion to destabilize this country with a big heart. 

 

 

In 2015, the intelligence agencies of USA and Israel, CIA and Mossad respectively met in the picturesque town of Salzburg in Austria to craft an evil strategy to plot Pakistan's downfall. As per the plan, a sudden emotional shock would be given to the Pakistani population which will send the nation in to a frenzy leading to the creation of tons of videos. With these videos being posted online simultaneously, the internet bandwidth in Pakistan would choke leading to Pakistan's nuclear arsenal being corrupted due to lack of oxygen (Hypoxia). With the nuclear arsenal dysfunctional, Indian military could create a lightening strike on Pakistan's key assets leading to total capitulation of Pakistan in a matter of hours.

 

 

With Pakistan as a nation becoming history, much like how the West and Russia divided Germany, Pakistan would be distributed among Israel, US and India. This would provide additional lands to the Jewish, Christian and Hindu population to prosper.  

 

 

To achieve these evil goals, CIA and Mossad, contacted the Indian Intelligence Service RAW to execute the plan. RAW further recruited BCCI and ICC. The plan is to be executed during the WT20 event in India. As per the plan, the Ind-Pak game would be allocated to Dharamshala where the HP CM would express his inability to host the event. Extremist groups would then set out creating a perception of threat to Pakistan. The game would be rescheduled to Kolkata, where another group would issue threats in case the game is hosted. These activities would sow seeds of unrest in the minds of Pakistanis and this would be exploited in the next phase. 

 

 

At this point the Pakistani authorities would have the choice of touring or not touring India. The evil syndicate banks on Pakistan's tendency to participate in drama. While Bollywood excels on screen, Pakistan excels on the real world stage. Because Pakistan is proud, brave and self-respecting, along with having tons of jazbaa and junoon, it will tour India where the phase two would begin. 

 

When Pakistan tours India, an extremist group would carry out systematic attack on Pakistani team and its fans. This extremist group has received specialized training in US and Israel so it will not fail. The plan would come in to action after the team's loss to India. This would triple the emotional impact on Pakistanis because:

• Its government failed to read the signs and thus failed the nation
• Its team lost to arch-rivals India
• Its team and fans got attacked

 

 

All of the above would create an atmosphere where Pakistanis would go in to a frenzy creating online videos. This will eventually lead to the choking of Pakistani nukes due to lack of oxygen. And when that happens, India would then simply march in to Pakistan. The odds are stacked heavily against the brave, honest and self respecting, but drama queenish, Pakistan. How can Pakistan beat these odds? 

 

Modeling gave further insights that Pakistan can simply turn the tables by skipping the event entirely. The WT20 event is held every 2 years or so, so skipping an event is no big deal. By skipping the event, Pakistan will also send a powerful message of standing up to the bullies and vindicate the power of Lahori Logic. Additionally, the ever plotting BCCI and ICC would be put in to their place as well. 

 

 

With more than 200M fans with jazbaa and junoon not following the event due to Pakistan's absence, the tournament would be a flop and also create a huge loss for India. Additionally, India 's reputation for providing security to visiting teams would be in question leading to more teams canceling their tours. Because of this, India cricket would go in to a chaos. What the enemy had planned for Pakistan would in fact happen to the enemy. 

 

In the light of this new information, everyone should encourage Pakistan to not tour India. Not only is the threat of CIA and Mossad trained extremists real but touring India would also send an even deadlier plan in to motion where Pakistan's future would be at the stake. Pakistani government and PCB will undoubtedly sniff the conspiracy. And correctly take the decision to not send Pakistan in to the dangerous hands of India! 

Edited March 11, 2016 by rett

[Adi_91]

This is a startling revelation. I am concerned for all Pakistan fans. 

[zen]

This is a startling revelation. I am concerned for all Pakistan fans. 

With CIA, Mossad, RAW, BCCI, ICC, Extremists, etc. involved how can these guys be safe in India  

Edited March 11, 2016 by rett

[Sean Bradley]

[Sean Bradley]

[Mosher]

 @Rett you have a gift for writing satire. 

[HippoSucks]

This must have taken some effort. 

[zen]

 at our neighbors' talent of making mountains out of mole hills

 

[HippoSucks]

It is an established fact that 1 mard-e-momineen from Pakistan is equal to 10 cowering Hindu. Nevertheless, with thousands of oppressive, regressive and extremist Hindus ready with their ink bottles, things look grim for the Pakistani team in India. Statistically, Pakistan should avoid India till the Hindu extremist party is in power, otherwise it'd risk having its players smeared in ink. 

Statistically?  

[chewy]

good read.

But on serious note, to reiterate the title, why PCB are sending their players to India when their safety is threatened? 

Do PCB not have balls to forgo the money and keep their players safe?

[Asim]

good read.

But on serious note, to reiterate the title, why PCB are sending their players to India when their safety is threatened? 

Do PCB not have balls to forgo the money and keep their players safe?

Yeah unlike india who probably feel threatened even in UAE ;)

[tweaker]

Rett

You have taken it to another level.

[express bowling]

Yeah unlike india who probably feel threatened even in UAE ;)

That is not the reason.

Most of the citizens of India do not want to play any bilateral series with Pakistan.  It is very simple really. 

[Sean Bradley]

Yeah unlike india who probably feel threatened even in UAE ;)

It is a general thinking in India that the revenue generated in Indo- Pak bilateral matches by PCB is spent in making bombs & ammunitions by Jihadi groups to sponsor terrorism in India, and I am not kidding.

Edited March 11, 2016 by Sean Bradley

[Asim]

That is not the reason.

Most of the citizens of India do not want to play any bilateral series with Pakistan.  It is very simple really. 

I know that and for this T20 event, for the first time I see, Pakistani people, in general do not want Pak to visit ind either... but the thing is Pakistan did openly putup genuine issues and demanded what we want... unlike confused 2ble play of ind, ind goes clueless and provides lame excuses which never make sense... Boycotts Pak in Nov, plays a series INSIDE india in Dec, Jan and boycotts Pak in March... then some other time do self-humiliating tactics to avoid playing with Pak, like last time staging a protest with shiv-sena inside BCCI office...

[Asim]

It is a general thinking in India that the revenue generated in Indo- Pak bilateral matches by PCB is spent in making bombs & ammunitions by Jihadi groups to sponsor terrorism in India, and I am not kidding.

Yeah there are like 1% people in Pakistan too who think like this, never knew this type of thinking is "general" in india...

[express bowling]

I know that and for this T20 event, for the first time I see, Pakistani people, in general do not want Pak to visit ind either... but the thing is Pakistan did openly putup genuine issues and demanded what we want... unlike confused 2ble play of ind, ind goes clueless and provides lame excuses which never make sense... Boycotts Pak in Nov, plays a series INSIDE india in Dec, Jan and boycotts Pak in March... then some other time do self-humiliating tactics to avoid playing with Pak, like last time staging a protest with shiv-sena inside BCCI office...

What you are saying is not that clear to me.

Genuine issues and demands regarding or relating to what ?  And what are those issues ?

What lame excuses and how are we clueless ?

BCCI and India are not the same.  Don't use it interchangeably.

As far as I remember, BCCI wanted to play a bllateral series with Pakistan but the government did not agree. The general mood among the citizens of India was also similar to the government. In a democracy, there will be diverse views and a critical decision is not always possible unless there is consensus. 

The protest by the Shiv Sena had nothing to do with the BCCI.  It was directed at them. No point going into weird conspiracy theories unless there is proof.

 

 

Edited March 11, 2016 by express bowling

[Adi_91]

@Asim 

If general mood of Pakistani fans was not to send their team to India, why didn't you guys protest outside PCB headquarters? It would have saved everyone in ICF and in India from all this trash that was being served for the past week and you guys would have been happy too that your country men stood by 'truth'

[sandeep]

Good one rett.  Nice touch with the graphics.

[zen]

Thanks to all those who liked the post! 

As expected, Pak has played into the hands of the evil forces and has cleared the Markhors to play in Ind  

Let the hunt begin!