1st Test Nagpur, February 09 - 13, 2023, Australia tour of India - PREMATCH

[speedracer]

England are huge pussies. Wankers got so scared of bumrh abd Co. So they prepared super flat wickets for final test. Same as pussy south africa where pitch got flatter and flatter as day progresses. 

Edited February 7, 2023 by speedracer

[Number]

6 hours ago, coffee_rules said:

Great memories. Think I’ll watch cricket after last year’s WC

 

 

 

Jadeja Wade incident was the funniest.

Why are you calling me madar**** ?

What does it mean ?

Jadeja :- I don't know what is means. You should ask someone else. 

[SRT100]

12 minutes ago, Number said:

 

Jadeja Wade incident was the funniest.

Why are you calling me madar**** ?

What does it mean ?

Jadeja :- I don't know what is means. You should ask someone else. 

 

The irony here being, is if the Indian players really wanted to play simple easy mind games, just talk and joke in Hindi all the time and be polite.

 

Its a huge insecurity complex Aussies suffer in not being bilingual.

 

Gosh I miss Pant for his talking behind the stumps, its what made that summer so magical for me. His banter is on another level. "Temporary Captain" lol.

[SRT100]

Is SKY in the playing XI ??
 

 

https://twitter.com/surya_14kumar/status/1622826314947530753

[speedracer]

Sky xant play more than 30 40 balls these days. Not sure how he will survive but he can do well on turners with an aggressive approach in low scoring games.

[sandeep]

5 hours ago, SRT100 said:

 

Same, I loved it when we played Test matches that got over inside 3 days.

 

Every session is exciting and riveting.

 

Imagine Ash, Jaddu, Axar and Kuldeep in the same side. Our batting is bad, but Australia's will be worse against this quadruple threat.

but who gets to bowl? 

[Stan AF]

21 minutes ago, sandeep said:

but who gets to bowl? 

[Mesky99]

I personally don't want spinning tracks, some bounce and carry will anyway get the spinners in play, would have been terrific if prasidh was fit and in the squad, same with Kuldeep Sen, still feel can blow aus away with our pacers, just wanted one from Sen, prasidh or umran to be in the team.

[Sgattick10]

8 hours ago, nitinbwj said:

I want rank turners like fukin minefields. It will be fun. It can be tabahi for Aus Or Ind or both... Maza aa jayega 

U want a 2 day march? 

[Tillu]

 

 

[coffee_rules]

12 minutes ago, Sgattick10 said:

U want a 2 day march? 

Interestingly , Even Iceland thinks so..

 

[putrevus]

Manjrekar is spot on as far Kohli is concerned unable to judge the length from bowler's hand for spinners.He is getting caught at no man's land far too often against mediocre bowlers too.

 

But I don't think Kohli ever had the ability to judge the length from bowler's hand, to me he always looked like a guesser for both line and length  for both spinners and pacers.

[speedracer]

2 hours ago, Mesky99 said:

I personally don't want spinning tracks, some bounce and carry will anyway get the spinners in play, would have been terrific if prasidh was fit and in the squad, same with Kuldeep Sen, still feel can blow aus away with our pacers, just wanted one from Sen, prasidh or umran to be in the team.

Our pacers are way better. We can smash them but we are without bumrah prash and sen. Plus shami is old now. Not sure if he can play 2 in a row. Umesh too is a bit old. So yea. 

[Moochad]

8 minutes ago, speedracer said:

Our pacers are way better. We can smash them but we are without bumrah prash and sen. Plus shami is old now. Not sure if he can play 2 in a row. Umesh too is a bit old. So yea. 

Umesh still looks like an athlete though. I think he can age well if we want to still use him

[LordPrabhzy]

Who wants to bed Bumrah will be fit before the IPL and then break down before the WTC final  ( thats assuming we win this series)

[putrevus]

Our pace bowlers are not better than their pace bowlers.Cummins would be the best fast bowler from both sides.Glad Hazelwood is not fit, he would have been a pest too.

Edited February 7, 2023 by putrevus

[speedracer]

42 minutes ago, LordPrabhzy said:

Who wants to bed Bumrah will be fit before the IPL and then break down before the WTC final  ( thats assuming we win this series)

Love bumrah but seriously he has become a primma Donna. I do not like such characters. I don't care whatsoever about him anymore. Let him be an ipl player.  He actually single handedly cost is the wtc final vs Kiwis when everyone else performed well with the ball. Yes batting was trash but he stunk in the final as he just came back from injury. Siraj who was in red hot form was sidelined. No idea why we had to rush a half fit player. Fkn joke. 

 

Siraj would have ran through that kiw team in those conditions although losing toss dint help either.

Edited February 7, 2023 by speedracer

[speedracer]

35 minutes ago, putrevus said:

Our pace bowlers are not better than their pace bowlers.Cummins would be the best fast bowler from both sides.Glad Hazalwood is not fit, he would have been a pest too.

Yes they are in asian conditions. It's just that shami is old now. Our pacers are much better. Siraj is better than all of them in Asian conditions. Umesh is deadly but again he is a bit old now. 

[putrevus]

2 minutes ago, speedracer said:

Yes they are in asian conditions. It's just that shami is old now. Our pacers are much better. Siraj is better than all of them in Asian conditions. Umesh is deadly but again he is a bit old now. 

No they are not in any conditions.

[speedracer]

Lol at hazletrundler being some great bowler in Asian conditions. He is a sena stat padderjust like most fodder pacers from sena. 

 

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Averages for Josh in India, nz, s.africa and  Sri lanka. 

 

Even Cummins is average as * in Bangladesh and only recently has performed against a piss poor pak. 

 

He may look good in bgt only cause our batting is piss weak. Not cause of his bowling. If Indian pacers got the chance to bowl to our fodders they would run through our shitty batting. 

 

We don't have batsmen as good as Smith labu head and even usman lol. We have the worst batting ever in our history. Our bowling which includes pacers and spin attack is winning us most games. 

 

Barring pant iyer who are both missing, we just have jaddu and sundar at best for batting. No one else.