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Posted
11 minutes ago, StriKe said:

PCB has constituted a three-member committee to probe Pakistan’s defeat at the hands of India in their Champions Trophy match #Ct17 #INDvPAK

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: 

LOL. Probe?!

 

Instead of probing criminals, they prove their own team. :phehe:

Posted

Sunne mein aa raha hai that Pakistani public is requesting to bring back Imran Nazir. Nazir was dropped 10 years ago after repetitive failures and hasn't played or picked up cricket bat in ages due to arthritis and other niggles. However, the public is so desperate that they want to see him again at the age of 36 without having played any game. 

 

Cameraman Kami Yusuf ke saath Chand Nawab,  Game on HAI NEWS.. Karachi

Posted
16 minutes ago, Cricketics said:

Sunne mein aa raha hai that Pakistani public is requesting to bring back Imran Nazir. Nazir was dropped 10 years ago after repetitive failures and hasn't played or picked up cricket bat in ages due to arthritis and other niggles. However, the public is so desperate that they want to see him again at the age of 36 without having played any game. 

 

Cameraman Kami Yusuf ke saath Chand Nawab,  Game on HAI NEWS.. Karachi

That idiot went in to bat without a helmet in a show of false bravado and promptly got smacked on the head by a bouncer. 

 

 

Posted
6 hours ago, StriKe said:

PCB has constituted a three-member committee to probe Pakistan’s defeat at the hands of India in their Champions Trophy match #Ct17 #INDvPAK

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: 

Nice way to earn some moolah for the 3-member committee....

Posted
7 hours ago, StriKe said:

PCB has constituted a three-member committee to probe Pakistan’s defeat at the hands of India in their Champions Trophy match #Ct17 #INDvPAK

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: 

Probe in the middle of the tourney and that too right after the first match :shock::hysterical: 

Posted
On 5/7/2017 at 0:11 PM, Pakistani said:

The thread is still going on....brace yourself you might need to make one for yourself too after CT Humiliation which is very much on the cards considering your players form

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Posted
3 hours ago, Vilander said:

Irrelevant. bottle cap + cheating + home umpires two decades ago. 

 

Be happy with it, and India will keep trashing you in every ICC event.

Hahahah one of the most creepest and butthurt logic in the history of you people.be a Man and accept a f**king defeat.

Understand

Posted
4 minutes ago, Joyous said:

72-52. 

What do you want to have tissue or something else?

Big fat zero.  That's how many times your team has beat India in the World Cup - ODI or T20.  Zero.  Like the Anda of the houbara bustard that you lot bend over to the Arab Sheikhs for.   You can console yourself with those meaningless 'victories' in Sharjah.   

Posted (edited)
31 minutes ago, Joyous said:

And Our 72-52 has just been foreplay? 

Your 72-52 is as meaningless as anything. In neutral venues you amount to nothing. Those were yur glory days of cheating. Now you have been caught with pants down.

 

Pakistan cricket was relevant when there were no cell phones in the stadium.

 

What about Miandad's 6

Edited by Khota
Posted
1 hour ago, sandeep said:

Big fat zero.  That's how many times your team has beat India in the World Cup - ODI or T20.  Zero.  Like the Anda of the houbara bustard that you lot bend over to the Arab Sheikhs for.   You can console yourself with those meaningless 'victories' in Sharjah.   

Hahaha this is your aukat.

Superiority of our record will will keep burning the @sses of entire india

 

Posted

Let me elaborate how useless the overall record argument is by using the India-West Indies example. Here's the H2H record for Ind-WI odis...

 

Overall figures
Team Span Mat WonDescending Lost Tied NR W/L Ave RPO Inns HS LS  
India 1979-2015 116 53 60 1 2 0.883 30.69 4.76 115 418 100

 

Overall WI still leads India by a margin of 60-53 but who really cares? Does it mean we should bring in WI for a few series just for a meaningless stat? I say Hell no! We should be playing likes of Aus, SA and Eng and improve. For other teams I would prefer to rest our starters and give chances to our fringe players to increase our bench strength.

 

I mean what does Pak playing and winning against WI, Zim etc. get them other than a meaningless T20 streak or useless stats for their players like Shehzad or Babar Azam. And when it really counts they are shown up in front of the world how poor they actually are. No thanks, i would live in the present and work towards the future than look at the past for some meaningless stats. I guess that's why Pak are so poor in big tourneys whereas India turned the corner over the last decade or so and my siggy is proof of the same :agree: 

Posted
2 hours ago, Joyous said:

And Our 72-52 has just been foreplay? 

lol your 72-52 no body *ing cares..its based on bottlecaps and cheating dude. cant do it anymore, hehe. thats why you dont beat India many times after high speed cameras came into picture.

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