Jay's takeaways from DULEEP TROPHY

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

As one of the most respectable posters around here with immense knwoledge of the game let me share my mature thoughts on the ongoing Cricket tournament here:

Note: Childish immature posters should stay away. This is for a mature discussion -

1) "Kuldeep yadav better test batter than ASHWIN"  - ICF muppets 
Not only is he nowhere near ISHANT SHARMA as a test batter but he is also a champion BOTTLER as a bowler who always fuks up under slight pressure.

 

2) Medium Accurate Pacers thrive again. 

Mukesh Kumar with 3 wickets, Avesh Khan with 5 wickets, Akahsdeep (my favrt) with 9 wickets, Vysakh with 5 wickets, Yash Dayal ...have smashed the GRADE 5 phaast bowling COACHES of ICF COUCH ACADEMY once again while their favorties Tyagi, Umran, Mayank Yadav, Kuldeep Sen - watching it from TV

 

3)  Axar Patel is UNDROPPABLE

 Axar Patel should be the first pick as no 7 in HOME tests. Kuldeep yadav can carry drink or cry in a corner as he usually does when he gets a beating .Axar is the MAN. He is the best batsman in India against SPIN and good enough to pickup 2 wickets .

 

4) Harshit RANA the AR  - ICF MUPPETS

Another gem from the low iq chumps to hype up any tom dick and harry they like as the flavor of their season. Harshit is a good bowler, stop embarrassing you and your parents by calling him an AR. He is a Shami level hack. And please stop calling him a no 7 batter for AUSTRALIA conditions LMAO.

 

5) SUNDAR & RAHUL

Both should never play any form of cricket for India again. One is a poosi and the other is a low quality club level player who is neither a batter nor a bowler 

 

6) Pant & Jurel.

Jurel who I had so much hope from is looking completely out of form with the bat for a long time now. Failed in Zim and now. Still, I will take Jurel over Pant who doesnt look like he can dominate any international bowling attack at this stage.

 

7) Rian Parag

Has to play much bigger innings to have any chance to make a solid spot even in ODI teams. These 15s and 20s will do no good an he will eventually be another discarded player soon/

Edited September 8, 2024 by Jaydev_Unadkat

[Austin 3:!6]

Thank you for your amazing takes Jay bhai

 

Apply for Indian selector role

[Frustrated]

Is Jaydev Undercutter gonna be the 1st player to apply for the role of Indian selector, even before announcing his retirement from intl cricket?   

 

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

37 minutes ago, Frustrated said:

Is Jaydev Undercutter gonna be the 1st player to apply for the role of Indian selector, even before announcing his retirement from intl cricket?   

 

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas. Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp. The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses.

[Vickydev]

26 minutes ago, Jaydev_Unadkat said:

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas. Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp. The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses.

You forgot to log on to your Sidhu alt id brother

[Stan AF]

I'd like to know who said that the crybaby kuldeep is a better batter than Ashwin in this forum

[wanted_desi]

Kuldeep > AShwin for overseas. 

[Manucrick]

Who is this guy 

[Majestic]

Post Ashwin's stats in SENA and compare it to Jadeja.

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

6 hours ago, Stan AF said:

I'd like to know who said that the crybaby kuldeep is a better batter than Ashwin in this forum

He is a very esteemed old user with a username that is ironic to his actual age. Also, a long term fan of Bhuvneshwar Kumar 

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

6 hours ago, wanted_desi said:

Kuldeep > AShwin for overseas. 

India Bangladesh series is in India. 

Home wins are as important, and Ashwin is the GOAT at home.
Plus Kuldeep is not even worth tying is shoelace when it comes to batting 

Edited September 8, 2024 by Jaydev_Unadkat

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

3 hours ago, Majestic said:

Post Ashwin's stats in SENA and compare it to Jadeja.

Why would I do that? Did I say Ashwin is better than Jadeja? Read again pls.

 

Edited September 8, 2024 by Jaydev_Unadkat

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

5 hours ago, Manucrick said:

Who is this guy 

Try shaving your neck.

[Majestic]

3 hours ago, Jaydev_Unadkat said:

Why would I do that? Did I say Ashwin is better than Jadeja? Read again pls.

 

Who should India play?

Edited September 8, 2024 by Majestic

[Jaydev_Unadkat]

6 hours ago, Majestic said:

Who should India play?

Both + Axar

[vishalvirsingh]

On 9/8/2024 at 11:43 AM, Jaydev_Unadkat said:

As one of the most respectable posters around here with immense knwoledge of the game let me share my mature thoughts on the ongoing Cricket tournament here:

Note: Childish immature posters should stay away. This is for a mature discussion -

1) "Kuldeep yadav better test batter than ASHWIN"  - ICF muppets 
Not only is he nowhere near ISHANT SHARMA as a test batter but he is also a champion BOTTLER as a bowler who always fuks up under slight pressure.

 

2) Medium Accurate Pacers thrive again. 

Mukesh Kumar with 3 wickets, Avesh Khan with 5 wickets, Akahsdeep (my favrt) with 9 wickets, Vysakh with 5 wickets, Yash Dayal ...have smashed the GRADE 5 phaast bowling COACHES of ICF COUCH ACADEMY once again while their favorties Tyagi, Umran, Mayank Yadav, Kuldeep Sen - watching it from TV

 

3)  Axar Patel is UNDROPPABLE

 Axar Patel should be the first pick as no 7 in HOME tests. Kuldeep yadav can carry drink or cry in a corner as he usually does when he gets a beating .Axar is the MAN. He is the best batsman in India against SPIN and good enough to pickup 2 wickets .

 

4) Harshit RANA the AR  - ICF MUPPETS

Another gem from the low iq chumps to hype up any tom dick and harry they like as the flavor of their season. Harshit is a good bowler, stop embarrassing you and your parents by calling him an AR. He is a Shami level hack. And please stop calling him a no 7 batter for AUSTRALIA conditions LMAO.

 

5) SUNDAR & RAHUL

Both should never play any form of cricket for India again. One is a poosi and the other is a low quality club level player who is neither a batter nor a bowler 

 

6) Pant & Jurel.

Jurel who I had so much hope from is looking completely out of form with the bat for a long time now. Failed in Zim and now. Still, I will take Jurel over Pant who doesnt look like he can dominate any international bowling attack at this stage.

 

7) Rian Parag

Has to play much bigger innings to have any chance to make a solid spot even in ODI teams. These 15s and 20s will do no good an he will eventually be another discarded player soon/

Did someone  rate you as respectable icfer...?

[putrevus]

No Axar should not be in the test team.He is in the team as bowler first.His bowling is useless. 

[Need4Speed]

59 minutes ago, putrevus said:

No Axar should not be in the test team.He is in the team as bowler first.His bowling is useless. 

Axar is usually in the team coz our batters are not doing their job thats the issue..

Edited September 9, 2024 by Need4Speed

[putrevus]

7 minutes ago, Need4Speed said:

Axar is usually in the team coz our batters are not doing their job thats the issue..

If current batsman don't do the job then get batsmen who can do the job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Need4Speed]

1 hour ago, putrevus said:

If current batsman don't do the job then get batsmen who can do the job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats why they are adding Axar in all the Xis