hhunaeh Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Report: NSA monitored 60 million calls in Spain A Spanish newspaper has published a document it says shows the U.S. National Security Agency spied on more than 60 million phone calls in Spain in one month alone. Population of spain is 47.27 million :haha::haha:
rkt.india Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Report: NSA monitored 60 million calls in Spain Population of spain is 47.27 million :haha::haha: Even 1 million people can make 60 million phone calls.
Crookbond Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Report: NSA monitored 60 million calls in Spain Population of spain is 47.27 million :haha::haha: 1.26 calls per person. I didn't get the funny part. :((
hhunaeh Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 ^ What can i say, I am at a loss for words. That's why i laugh. :cantstop:
Crookbond Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Techie kills self after tiff over wedding photos on FB http://newindianexpress.com/cities/chennai/Techie-kills-self-after-tiff-over-wedding-photos-on-FB/2013/10/28/article1859801.ece
Crookbond Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off because it's surplus to requirements then CYCLES to hospital for treatment (but forgets to take severed organ with him) Single Yang Hu, 26, sliced off his manhood since he 'had no use for it' He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it Friends said he was depressed after moving to Jiaxing, working long hours http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html
Lord Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off because it's surplus to requirements then CYCLES to hospital for treatment (but forgets to take severed organ with him) Single Yang Hu, 26, sliced off his manhood since he 'had no use for it' He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it Friends said he was depressed after moving to Jiaxing, working long hours http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html WTF:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
velu Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off because it's surplus to requirements then CYCLES to hospital for treatment (but forgets to take severed organ with him) Single Yang Hu, 26, sliced off his manhood since he 'had no use for it' He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it Friends said he was depressed after moving to Jiaxing, working long hours http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html :rofl: he shld have cut off his balls and not his penis
Crookbond Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 In case you guys missed the most awesome part of this story - When he arrived doctors told him they couldn't help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated. :hatsoff:
Khalpat Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Convinced he’s overpaid, techie returns Rs 40k salary to bosses http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bangalore/Convinced-hes-overpaid-techie-returns-Rs-40k-salary-to-bosses/articleshow/24978441.cms BANGALORE: A 32-year-old man from Bangalore quit his job as he felt that his employers were paying him too much money. This guilt of being 'overpaid' led him to depression - a condition psychiatrists term schizoaffective psychosis or chaotic thought process. His condition has thrown light on an issue that a handful of the workforce is grappling with. The man, who had eight years of experience, drew Rs 40,000 per month at the IT firm he worked at, even though experts say an individual with his experience should ideally draw Rs 60,000. However, when he would get his salary, the man would out of sheer guilt return the amount to his bosses. Dr Vinod Kulkarni, a senior consultant in neuropsychiatry, who treated the man, said stress triggers this condition in certain individuals. "It is because of a dispute between unlimited ambitions and limited capabilities. It could be also because of certain biochemical changes that occur in the brain. Their discipline puts them in such a state of mind that even if they make a small mistake, they think they have committed an unpardonable sin and have to punish themselves for the consequences. They tend to develop an inferiority complex," said Dr Kulkarni. While the man is receiving treatment, Dr Kulkarni says his is not an isolated case.
Precambrian Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Happy to admit I've felt this sometimes but then I look at my Co workers
vvvslaxman Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Convinced he’s overpaid' date= techie returns Rs 40k salary to bosses http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bangalore/Convinced-hes-overpaid-techie-returns-Rs-40k-salary-to-bosses/articleshow/24978441.cms Poor guy is going through depression.
Crookbond Posted November 10, 2013 Posted November 10, 2013 Two Indians nabbed with gold in rectum Customs officers at the Katunayake Airport arrested two Indian nationals attempting to leave the country with gold pieces worth Rs 8.5 million concealed in their rectal cavities and shoes. The two suspects arrived from Chennai last night and had purchased the gold from at the airport, where they had proceeded to conceal the precious metal for smuggling, customs spokesman Leslie Gamini said. He stated that one of the suspects had concealed 6 gold pieces in his rectum and 3 under the soles of his feet while the other was found attempting to smuggle 6 gold pieces in his rectum and 2 under his feet. The seized gold weighs 1 kilogram and 700 grams in total and are said to be worth around 8.5 million rupees. The customs spokesman said the two suspects were preparing to board a flight to Singapore at around 1.00am this morning when they were apprehended. http://eng.lankasri.com/view.php?243AYnZd224OABncde2ISOdJec0eCWA4aed0cAMeg2aad7lAc024b5ZmA330c4P5Omc2
Yoda-esque Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Fed up with tedious chores, robot kills itself! The android in an Austrian household had to clean up some spilt cereal when it climbed onto a kitchen hotplate and was destroyed. In what is being touted as the world’s first case of ‘robot suicide’, a house bot fed up of its tedious job of cleaning has ended its life by climbing onto a kitchen hotplate and destroying itself in a blaze. The android in an Austrian household had to clean up some spilt cereal when it climbed onto a kitchen hotplate and was destroyed. It had grown tired of being forced to clean the same house every day, according to reports in Austria. “Somehow it seems to have reactivated itself and made its way along the work surface where it pushed a cooking pot out of the way and basically that was the end of it,” explained fireman Helmut Kniewasser, who was called to tackle the blaze at Hinterstoder in Kirchdorf, Austria. “It pretty quickly started to melt underneath and then stuck to the kitchen hotplate. It then caught fire. By the time we arrived, it was just a pile of ash,” Mr. Kniewasser said. The entire building had to be evacuated and there was severe smoke damage particularly in the flat where the robot had been in use, metro.co.uk reported. “It’s a mystery how it came to be activated and ended up making its way to the hotplate. I don’t know about the allegations of a robot suicide but the homeowner is insistent that the device was switched off,” Mr. Kniewasser said. The homeowner plans to sue the robot’s manufacturer.
Crookbond Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Guest offers to marry girl after groom disappears, family relieved http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/madurai/Guest-offers-to-marry-girl-after-groom-disappears-family-relieved/articleshow/25846038.cms KANYAKUMARI: A 30-year-old man who came to witness a wedding ended up as the bridegroom in a kind gesture as the bridegroom-to-be failed to turn up to tie the knot on Wednesday. Ponradha, 23, daughter of Palpandi of Lakshmimanagaram near Arumuganeri in Kanyakumari district was betrothed to be married to Sithiraivelu, 35, son of Jayaraman of Lakshmipuram in Kayalpattinam of the same district. The wedding was to be held on Wednesday and arrangements were on in full swing in the bride's hometown. They had prepared to welcome the bridegroom on Tuesday evening and were awaiting his arrival when they were informed that he had gone missing. Sithiraivelu's family had claimed to the bride's family that Sitharaivelu had a quarrel with them on Monday and walked out of their home. Though they had been expecting him to come back as usual, he did not return, they had further said. Hearing this, the bride's family went into a frenzy, as a stopped marriage would affect the girl's future. The news spread around the town of Lakshmimanagaram like a wildfire when Sivakumar, a relative of the bride who had come to take part in the wedding, agreed to marry Ponradha after his relatives persuaded him to do so. The wedding then took place as per the schedule, much to the relief of the family. The other guests who had come there also congratulated and appreciated Sivakumar for his timely gesture :facepalm:
StriKe Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 ^ Looks like a kollywood 90's movie :dontknow:
Raghav_12 Posted November 21, 2013 Posted November 21, 2013 Teenaged boy booked for hitting stray dog A Class XI boy has been booked for allegedly beating a stray dog with a bat in Khesepark, Lohegaon, on Sunday evening. Renuka Prashant Kasabe (37), a resident of Khesepark, lodged the offence at Vimantal police station. Police detained the 16-year-old boy on Monday and booked him under sections 428 and 506 of the Indian Penal Code, and sections of the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals Act, 1960. Police said the boy was reportedly playing cricket when the dog barked at him. He then allegedly hit the dog, fracturing its leg. what is this? you get arrested for hitting a stray dog? and IPC 506 for hitting a dog? Following is what IPC 506 charged for. 506. Punishment for criminal intimidation.-- Whoever commits the offence of criminal intimidation shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to two years, or with fine, or with both; If threat be to cause death or grievous hurt, etc. If threat be to cause death or grievous hurt, etc.-- and if the threat be to cause death or grievous hurt, or to cause the destruction of any property by fire, or to cause an offence punishable with death or 3[ imprisonment for life], of with imprisonment for a term which may extend to seven years, or to impute unchastity to a woman, shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to seven years, or with fine, or with both.
vvvslaxman Posted November 21, 2013 Posted November 21, 2013 ^ Looks like a kollywood 90's movie :dontknow: I remember a pandiarajan movie with debashree roy having that story :cantstop:
diga Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Man who threw $1,000 in dollar bills from top floor of mall on Black Friday because 'he had a rough year and wanted to help others' is ARRESTED for disorderly conduct A Minnesota man was only trying to spread the love when he threw $1,000 in dollar bills from the fourth floor of a mall this Black Friday. But Serge Vorobyov ended up getting arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Vorobyov, who goes by the YouTube handle 'Serge the Car Hauler,' chucked the cash from the Mall of America rotunda in Bloomington as a choir performed 'Let it Snow' on the ground floor below. He said he tossed out the cascade of bills because he'd had a rough year, including a messy divorce, and just wanted to help make others' dreams come true on the biggest shopping day of the year. 'People think it's an evil number, I thought it was supposed to be a lucky number,' he said on YouTube video explaining the event. 'I had a really tough year. My story is that I just threw out my last thousands dollars. 'I don't have enough money for a lot of things and I'm going through a horrible divorce she even took the cat and won't tell me where it is. 'I thought I'd just spread some holiday cheer, be positive, and kind of like pay it forward and make it snow money. I thought it'd be fun.' A Mall of America spokesman told CBS News Vorobyov's actions could have caused a major disturbance and ended in someone getting hurt. He was, however, released when it was confirmed there were no injuries. 'I think all the people down there enjoyed it,' Vorobyov said. 'I know I enjoyed it, I thought it was fun.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516477/Serge-Vorobyov-threw-1-000-dollar-bills-mall-ARRESTED.html#ixzz2mImdEVAN
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