vvvslaxman Posted October 21, 2013 Posted October 21, 2013 Ishant Sharma works overtime with bowling coach at optional practice http://ibnlive.in.com/news/cricketnext/ishant-sharma-works-overtime-with-bowling-coach-at-optional-practice/429713-78.html?utm_source=ref_article Somethign he should have started doing long back.
Lord Posted October 21, 2013 Posted October 21, 2013 Sir Ravindra Jadeja @SirJadeja BREAKING: Australian team to keep Karva Chauth vrat for Ishant Sharma. #IndVsAus #Cricket #India
coffee_rules Posted October 21, 2013 Posted October 21, 2013 Looks like ISharma is the one that should keep Karva Chauth for Aus.
The Outsider Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 The Academy of Short and Wide. Owner and Professor: Ishant Sharma. Emeritus Professor: Ajit Agarkar.
StriKe Posted October 22, 2013 Author Posted October 22, 2013 1. Ishant Sharma is God’s answer to BCCI’s wrongdoings. 2. Newton’s 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma. 3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de. 4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra. 5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have. 6. It wasn’t Faulkner, it wasn’t Voges. Australia’s match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma. 7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down. 8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl. 9. Restaurants to rename ‘unlimited’ offer packages to ‘Ishant Sharma’ packages. 10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth. 11. Ishant Sharma is the greatest bowler ever. He doesn’t just reverse swing the ball, he reverse swings the whole match. 12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement. 13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it’s a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders. 14. Ishant Sharma doesn’t need a towel to indicate that he’s giving away runs. 15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season 7. 16. The selectors should drop Ishant Sharma and recall Ashish Nehra or Ashok Dinda for the remainder of the series. 17. Dhoni isn’t India’s greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is. 18. Lord Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja. 19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs. 20. MS Dhoni has asked Virat Kohli to deliver the Ishant Sharma speech tonight – “M#@$#@%$ B@#$@#%%†21. Three most useless things in the world. 1. Internet Explorer. 2. Indian Politicians. 3. Ishant Sharma. 22.Ishant Sharma’s favorite expletive “What the Faulk?!!!!" 23.Ishant’s mother and sister are the most talked about persons in India at the moment 24.Ishant is a true match winner (for the opposition team). 25.श्री इशांत शर्मा जी को श्री राहुल गाँधी खिलवाड़ रत्न पुरुष्कार दिया जाना चाहिए 26."Blunt Spearhead!!!" 27."Dangerous bowler" (for India) 28."Lethal bowler" (for India)
gaurav92 Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 Welcome DD :two_thumbs_up: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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