Watching this paki team ....

[Vilander]

Cabby is a pakka paki. I mean he wants Vijay in the team. :WTF: Even the southies dont want him

disgusting man your attitude toward south india. truely pathetic.

[rixxuu]

^^look at my line up above. top 4 are all new. and i have a feeling that hafeez will succeed at 6 coz he is good when the ball stops doing tricks. and regarding k akmal, he is the best option till next world cup then replace him with rizwan. afridi is finished imo

[Vilander]

the problem with the pak batting is their order, tail enders are opening the innings and best batisman comes in to bat at 7 . just needs a bit tinkering with the batting order. 1. shehzad 2. jamshed 3. maqsood(usefull spiner too) 4. misbah 5. u akmal 6. hafeez 7. k akmal (wk) 8. ajmal 9. gul 10. junaid 11. irfan this lineup is the most balanced one imo .

but can k akmal bat ? dude there must be better wk batters in pak.. definitely better wk no ?

[Magneto]

^^look at my line up above. top 4 are all new. and i have a feeling that hafeez will succeed at 6 coz he is good when the ball stops doing tricks. and regarding k akmal' date=' he is the best option till next world cup then replace him with rizwan. afridi is finished imo[/quote'] Whoever that Rizwan guy is, get him into the team right now before Kakmal screws you in yet another world cup.

[rixxuu]

^^he is only 20, would love to see him in greens. but he is not a hard hitting batisman more of a top order bat.

[Magneto]

^^he is only 20' date=' would love to see him in greens. but he is not a hard hitting batisman more of a top order bat.[/quote'] Kakmal will again hit you guys hard. Enjoy till then!

[rixxuu]

lets see what future holds for us. :/

[Jersey #10]

I like the paki team as it is right now. Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

[NameGoesHere]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

[Sandeep99]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

Hilarious!

[Debutant]

:lmao:

[Sean Bradley]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

This is funnier than Stuffed Goat with misbah written on it :hysterical::hysterical:.

[vvvslaxman]

international gigolo :hysterical: where did you come up with that

[StriKe]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

:hysterical::two_thumbs_up:

[adi B]

lol what an awesome write,at the start the paki fans exhibit temerity on their line up but at the end they become captious and find nooks on everything

[Lord]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

:hysterical::--D:--D:--D:--D

[ganeshran]

The problem is that Hafeez and Afridi are in the same team. So Pakistan plays too many bowlers and has no batting strength to speak of. Chota akmal is a brainfart waiting to happen and Mishbah is left holding the anchor.

[G_B_]

the problem with the pak batting is their order, tail enders are opening the innings and best batisman comes in to bat at 7 . just needs a bit tinkering with the batting order. 1. shehzad 2. jamshed 3. maqsood(usefull spiner too) 4. misbah 5. u akmal 6. hafeez 7. k akmal (wk) 8. ajmal 9. gul 10. junaid 11. irfan this lineup is the most balanced one imo .

dont think Maqsood has the technique for 3. I would swap his place with Umar Akmal.

[vayuu1]

@NGH :hysterical::hatsoff:

[ravishingravi]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

Brilliant and truthful.