Donal Cozzie Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 What is the prescribed punishment for masturbation? How many lashes? :cantstop: Depends on the individual, could be anywhere from 3 to 300 :hysterical:
asterix Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 Depends on the individual' date=' could be anywhere from 3 to 300 :hysterical:[/quote'] That's BDSM territory...
gslv Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 Also the masturbating hand will become pregnant in afterlife.
Autonomous Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 What is the prescribed punishment for masturbation? How many lashes? :cantstop: No idea. :fishing:
Autonomous Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 Depends on the individual' date=' could be anywhere from 3 to 300 :hysterical:[/quote'] I think its 100 lashes for pre martial sex.
Jersey #10 Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 Check if you can access some 18+ content on youtube. Even harmless twerk videos are blocked. :( lol :haha:
coffee_rules Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 How about this boner downer? Think about it..kids.. gRJ_QfP2mhU
Raghav_12 Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 Seems, Govt ended up giving a well compiled list of 800 sites for public consumption. Thanks GoI for putting such effort for betterment of people of India :P
swatpulla Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 I think its 100 lashes for pre martial sex. Doesn't this go against the Islamic philosophy of "Allah will judge" ?
Texan Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 9 months from now, birth rate will show a sudden spike in India.
flamy Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 fakingnews headline: “Ban either Porn or Maggi but not both†protest hostel students from a reputed university:cantstop: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
rkt.india Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 2013: SC accepts a lawyer's petition that demands ban on porn Aug 29, 2014 Laws must be faster than technology, says SC as Centre says it can't block 4 cr porn websites http://www.ibnlive.com/…/i…/porn-websites-alerts-710440.html 8 July 2015 SC: Supreme Court says India can't ban porn: CJI says a total ban on sex sites would violate privacy and personal liberty. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…/Supreme-Court-says-India-t-ban… So first Govt say they cant ban porn, then supreme court says India cant ban porn. Then one day, the govt bans the porn because supreme court said so. And the next day they say that the ban is not really a ban. (Yes, because your blocking technology is poorer than Sudama and Somalia) Looks like the honorary SC will take some years to be clear in their thoughts about what to instruct to the Govt. Meanwhile don't worry... You can bash Modi for everything and anything that happens in India or anywhere in this galaxy ranging from inflation to constipation.
mishra Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 ^ I am expecting Supreme Court judges to reprimand Governments for not implementing procedures to stop children from watching porn over internet in its next hearing. Department Of Telecom needs to come up with some guidelines to implement for ISPs. Its doesnt bodes well to our IT capabilities if Indian government cant be in a position to selectively force ban something. In a crisis or warlike situation, Government should have this weapon in its arsenal
asterix Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 This one is my favourite :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
someone Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 What are you talking about? To the best of my knowledge, there aren't any verses from the Holy Quran or any injunctions from the Hadees that prohibit pornography. In fact, I would be very surprised to even find a mention of internet based pornography in the sources stated above. I suggest you to search on the internet yourself firstly. There are tons of established sources on the net. There are references from the holy books. So I guess Muslims should definitely not complain when such sites get banned in any part of world.
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 Found this on twitter : :hysterical::hysterical: CLASSIC!!!
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